Hincapié didn’t make a bad decision at the end after sweeping up. His 94th-min steps stuttered and his touch went flying. When a player’s touches get oddly bouncy, there’s usually one (1) reason. Same reason White carried one out alone. They don’t fully have their legs.

What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is. The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.

Chelsea still hungover from celebrating their draw on Sunday

Don’t think we’re gonna get another interview out of Reece James tomorrow, lads

Just keep winning. Nige’ says we’ll be ok.

First half / second half reminded me of Tony Bellew talking about Usyk. "He downloads what you do. He's downloading all the data in front of him. It takes him three rounds to do it. With me, it took him eight. And then he does it, he pulled the trigger". Arteta pulled the trigger at h/t.

Too good, The Arsenal. No Gabriel? No problem, just bring in Hincapie. Faultless. No set piece? Four goals without a set piece? Fuck off. Complete control. Incredible depth to the squad. Every single player doing their bit and the best young manager in the world. Eze writing his own script.

Everyone single Spurs fan who sang about being “Champions of Europe” fully deserved to be slapped around the face with the embarrassment that followed.

The Arsenal.

Can you no longer have two tickets downloaded on one device ? If I have my season ticket loaded already and a friend transfers his ticket ? It worked earlier this year? I know there’s no PDFs etc. thanks

“Don’t judge him now, judge him when he’s won everything, which he will”

Rest well Mani.

I’m not the biggest Phil Foden fan, but that bobbling four yard pass he gave to Eze today was something else. More of an invitation than a pass really. Put Eze in a position where all he had to do was hit a bobbling ball into the postage stamp from an acute angle first time. harder not to score tbh

My old man wasn’t there today because he’s ill (thank fuck as I was still getting the odd, “Fuck me, what had you been drinking last Sunday, Turps?”) but I sold his ticket back to City and my Dad gets about £20 back as it’s a concession. I asked the lad in his seat what he paid. £250.

Not happy with that shot on target we conceded in the last seconds.

It is now 1,000 days since Manchester City were charged by the Premier League.

For someone not making excuses, Arne Slot has to say “it’s not an excuse” an awful lot.

Slot is crying about time between games, Frank is crying about shoelaces. This has been a great few days.

Perfect night of Littlewoods Cup football.

17 and 15. Homegrown Hale End. Mates. Living it together. How beautiful is this.

Look what we’ve done to them.

Too good.

Another game won at a place we tend to drop points.

Sky don't seem concerned with this

There’s your fucking statement.

Fantastic news. When players as good as William Saliba want to stay and commit peak years to a football club, it tells you something about that club and its potential.

Too big. Too strong. Too good defensively. Proper squad. Delighted for Martinelli and Trossard coming on and making an impact.

Giving the Referee’s a stage and a mic to explain their reasoning (when they don’t have a fucking clue what they’re doing) was only going to emphasise their incompetence.

Be good to announce Saliba new deal now.

Fresh from winning that diluted trophy and delusions of grandeur, this Eze fun is a timely reminder to Spurs fans of their place.

really looking forward to telling everyone Arsenal won the World Cup this time next year

Best dog walk I’ve been on, with this breaking earlier.

Eze being the first ever player punished under a rule nobody knew existed makes more sense now 😉

Turned out nice again.

Not in the least bit fussed about the performance, that’s a massive result to go away to OT & win first game of the season. They were always going to be well up for it & our record there is truly awful. Points in the bag & to the next one. UTA

Still not OK about a coin toss for who goes first and for ends.

Vinai Venkatesham looks embarrassed. As he should be.

They don’t know they’re beat the girls.

Lee Carsley and England - superb.

Brilliant from the u21s.

A special day.

COYD!

If you don’t reach the “magic 40” points mark you should be relegated, even if you are the champions of the Bodo cup .

Top 5 is like a trophy.

Well that’s lovely for Tierney.

Leah Williamson, bloody hell. Giant of a player. This is Leah back in 2007 before the final. I haven't felt that nervous for quite a long time. A very long time.

Well done the girls. Amazing. @tim-stillman.bsky.social enjoy your evening. Congratulations.

Biggest game in football today, huge rewards for either Sheffield United or Sunderland. The Premier League and the money that comes with it, and, more importantly, one of them will have had a better season than The Arsenal.