Too cold for my joints outside. Commence Dabbing season routine. Pictured: NUGZ FF hash Rosin Bubble Up and Tribal Neon Sunshine FSE

Oh what a great surprise to wake up to: Billy Strings Tiny Desk Concert

Having a real Karl Havoc kinda day

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

My current obsession is SAW: The Unauthorized Musical. There's no full cast recording, but here is a YouTube playlist that has most of it stitched togerher youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I think of this every time my daughter watches The Grinch (2018).

was jesus christ a who or a grinch. is that why they killed him

the grinch (2018) features the song "god rest ye merry gentleman", including the phrase "christ our savior", which means jesus christ existed and was crucified and died in the grinch universe

This is N*zi shit. They're using torture techniques that they used in "enhanced interrogation" of terrorism suspects on migrants now. As punishment. Something that was considered a mistake (Obama's "we tortured some folks") is now being wielded against people based on their immigration status.

You will be visited by 3 spirits

aka the Cool List

My friends 5yo boy just showed us that he could do the splits, and then said "oww, I crushed my balls"

Bought clothes for myself the first time in 2025. We are having family photos taken, so I needed something good to wear. I'm disabled and a full time parent so I can look like shit most of the time 😅

Welcome to your Vape Wrapped 2025: - you hit the vape 10625 times this year - up 10% from last year - February 17th must have been a stressful day, you good chief? - You are now severely nickel poisoned. Feeling weak?

Start your morning with a fresh cup of ROCK. #KGLW youtu.be/JZaCF5BiNew

Netanyahu's candidate for the new head of Mossad, General Roman Gupman, was the person who built and coordinated the infamous "Gaza Humanitarian Fund". The GHF "hunger games" model of aid supply led to the killing of at least a thousand Palestinians seeking food, and the wounding of many more.

Oh look it's the proof of what everyone was saying was happening this summer: the IOF was indiscriminately targeting unarmed, starving people, suffering from an deliberately engineered famine as they tried to get basic food aid.

I had a lengthy conversation with my partner last night about the #KGLW news (fov 2 and Forrest Hills residency). Unfortunately I remain fully resolved to stay out of America until the tyrant is gone or dead. Guess I'll save up to see them in Europe sometime if the don't come to Canada in 2026.

As a father of a similarly He's child let me say: the people doing this are monsters. May they find themselves sent to the lake of fire they believe in.

Skrillex is headlining Bonnaroo??? #bonnaroo #dubstep

Even though I don't use BlueSky as much as I used Twitter back in the day, I think deleting my account was probably one of the best choices I've made for my mental health in the last few years.

Get in losers, we're scromiting now!

Fr though, UBI is the solution Universal Butler Initiative

The moment I start making his breakfast I am being watched from across the room. #dogs #dogsofbsky #pomeranian

George on a "walk." Too wet, too windy, and he is nearly naked even with his sweater on. In the zip up he goes. His sister dog still needs lots exercise. He fell asleep there, as he often does. #dogs #dogsofbsky #pomeranian #cozy

thinking of her today

Some how Palpatine returned

As Tumblr coded millenial parents, we laughed to ourselves tonight when we realized we had given our child None Pasta with Left Beef for dinner.

HBD Jason Galea, elusive 7th member of the band, mad genius behind everything visual. Impossible to pick a favorite piece he's done, but the LA 24 poster is prob the favorite on my wall. (Or Red Rocks 22.)

Jenny looking like a fancy lady #dogs #dogsofbsky #rescuedog

That viral clip of Elon and JoRo talking about directing grok to make further and further unhinged roasts of the other guests at a party is so fucking pathetic. These guys are ruthlessly uncool. Total losers, high on their own feculent gas supply. Nothing is less funny, admirable or cool than them

Called my usual dispensary to ask a quick question, and my usual budtender is high AF. Game recognize game.

I'm on my fourth playthrough of HFW and am wearing this exact outfit/armor.

Oh Trans brothers and sisters, you don't deserve the way society treats you, and all the hatred pumped through major media platforms. I will stick up for trans rights and guide friends and family to an understanding of the realities trans people face today and every day.

Sounds about reich

SO WHAT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Last minute plans to go to Mandarin for dinner? Don't mind me while I burn one right now.

Everyone is downplaying that Mar-A-Lago is a vector in the Epstein pipeline so it’s good to point this out

Six new bootlegs! Can't wait to revisit some of these ones.

"Hell no big guy" -George probably #dogs #dogsofbsky #pomeranian

What perfect album came out when you were 16?

(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile was a documentary.

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

i've been told it is technically called a "coop" but here is a photo of our new chickens entering their gooncave

the government is giving me $10 billion because i made a phone app that reminds you to kill yourself

There are no words for how evil this is

Well look who it is, the guy who is ruining my day with all his cranky bullshit.

Ignoring the fact that most drugs in the US are cooked in cartel labs in Mexico, or the role they play in arming cartels with weapons by supporting loose gun laws: The US is using "drugs" as an excuse to attack a country they've been trying repeatedly to regime change for the last two decades.