if you send me a message on teams that just says “hi”, prepare to be ignored until you tell me what you want

i think about this meme at least once a week

instead of begging passengers to gate check bags, maybe airlines should just make checking a bag more affordable???

happy the home team day to meeeeee

they could’ve and should’ve made Wicked into 1 long movie

gotta applaud bad omens for being on a fantastic run of terrible merch drops

another band skipping nyc on tour? what is this, some sort of sick trend?

somehow people keep finding new ways to pmo

just finished a 4 part podcast about vladimir lenin, who want me?

$60 for a t-shirt from a global superstar’s merch store is insane work

sent this in my nyc girls gc and no one’s said anything bc i fear im too online but I’M LIBBING OUT SO HARD RN

2 pre-happy hour margaritas what could go wrong

it was pretty dumb of me to think I could walk into a store and get a witch hat 2 days before halloween i can’t lie

anyway i got my tickets and am begrudgingly going back to NJ because of some fuck ass band dudes

no but actually fuck bad omens for that tour schedule lmao

sunset at 5pm

bad omens skipping NYC and only playing newark on their upcoming tour would be actually disastrous

imagine cooking for almost 3 years and it’s just farts from a butt

the desire to be a hater about stuff on another app vs the desire to not drag stuff from one app to another

every time im determined to go to bed early, i hyperfixate on a stupid idea and fall down a rabbit hole and next thing i know, it’s 2am

oh my god i just saw jamie lannister on the street i’m gonna faint

man libraries are so fckin cool

just accidentally took a photo of my dinner with flash in a dim restaurant it’s been great knowing you i’m ending it all

“i usually prefer thinner women” being said about a woman who is both beautiful and maaaybe a size US 10 is so nasty… men are not lonely enough!!!!!

$30 for a movie ticket is crazy work

huge mistake watching monster: the ed gein story 1) while eating and 2) alone at home

bluesky is for people who were honorably discharged from twitter

oh it’s absolutely crisp outside bro 🤘🏻

time to look for more jd memes i guess

my sister and i have such a warm and fuzzy relationship

i need an adult™️ but my father is not answering his phone… RUDE!!!

“write a paragraph about why you want to work here” because i want money and benefits?? gtfoh

ife hack: just give up

shout out to retail workers who still manage to be upbeat and kind despite the horrors

not my doctor prescribing some zit cream and it costing $240 WIIIIIIITHHHHHHH INSURANCE LOL… needless to say i told cvs to put that shit back

pro tip: don’t randomly flip around your first and middle names at some point during life because it will create so many headaches if you need to do any sort of government paperwork down the line

Refusing to hold empathy for someone who held none of his own is not celebration.

banks and vendors can take my money immediately so why do i have to wait 3-5 business days to get my money back when i return something? 😃

well then. bad omens: 2 democratic party: -17274828193

god i had something i wanted to skeet but forgot… THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR DRAFTS, BLUESKY

i am so sick of bands making us solve trigonometry or whip out google translate to get a clue as to what they’re doing… wrap it up the shenanigans and just drop the fucking music 🥀

america really needs to become a bidet-forward country

he’s so close to dying ain’t he? 🤞🏻🍊

i wonder if gerard way knows how to dougie

i sprayed like 5 different perfume testers on me at ulta and one of them smells so fucking good and i can’t remember which one it was 😭

hello i am once again here to rage about how we as a society should not be using fax machines in THE YEAR 2025!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

27 deep fried corn tortillas and a bowl of melted cheese for dinner

why are the kids wearing see through pajama pants like they’re actual pants

“have you seen my email-“ have you seen my reply? then no, i haven’t 😀

just had a thought that the new album isn’t coming out before this tour, they’re just doing europe first because they cancelled their tour last year… it makes no sense to announce a tour before an album but who tf knows