day 3 of neck pain/headache. i need a guillotine

current traffic situation - it’s gonna take me 30 minutes to go 5.5 miles. this city is fucking absurd

i may have done a thing

People are so fucking annoying. Especially men.

Does the way someone’s mouth moves when they talk have an effect on your ability look at them when they speak, or are you normal…asking for a friend #neurodivergent

so tired of the fuck ass traffic, in this fuck ass city, in this fuck ass state 🖕🏻🖕🏻

brisket mac and cheese is what’s for dinner

This little bean is one of my very favorite people and we’ve never even met irl. Please share and/or donate ❤️

made my husband listen to some Bad Omens last night. he said, “They sound like your other boy band”… he was referring to Sleep Token 🤣

BAD OMENS TICKETS HAVE BEEN SECURED!!!!! I REPEAT, BAD OMENS TICKETS HAVE BEEN SECURED!!!!!

it’s fine, everything’s fine

the anxiety induced leg bouncing is off the charts today

these key caps and the duckie esc key are the only things keeping me from burning this building down

having auditory sensory issues and working in an office full of fuck ass people is my villain origin story

when i tell you i can’t stand people

i hope whoever invented gum is rotting in hell. I CANNOT FUCKING STAND LISTENING TO PEOPLE CHEW GUM.

The high today is supposed to be 91. Fall who? Never met her 😩

OH NO! I tripped while I was browsing seats for another NIN show and grabbed floor seats. My hubby is gonna so upset 😏

it’s untouched o’clock

i love when the shuffle on this playlist goes from NIN to Stray Kids to BMTH

9:35am and I’m ready to toss my work computer. There aren’t any windows in this part of the building, so I’m aiming for the wall.

it’s been a HOT minutes since i’ve baked. struggled with frosting technique, but they look pretty decent. drunk monkey cupcakes for my oldest

Will be going in for a touch up soon since my skin was completely uncooperative, but I’m still obsessed

decided i needed a silly tattoo

gone into 2 different stalls in 2 different bathrooms in this fucking building and the toilet hasn’t been flushed both times. i hate people and this place

i’ve only been at work for around an hour and i swear it feels like it’s been 12

This is just magical

MOOSE!!!

Planned today-3 off road trails. Not planned today-rock chip on the windshield, losing a bolt from the rear sway bar and SNOW!

Leg 2, Silverton back to Durango

Leg 1, Durango to Silverton (sound on for the chugga chugga). Photo dump is on IG

out of office

when you’re sitting in the office and swear you smell propane 😳

Crockett: When you I say you are the least qualified in the history of the FBI, it’s real… Patel: That’s false Crockett: I didn’t ask you a question. I want to talk about why you're a failure and honestly we need to tell you, bye, bye

One of the highlights of the night

🤘🏻

Refusing to hold empathy for someone who held none of his own is not celebration.

meanwhile at least two kids were shot at a high school 45mins outside denver today—let's see how the news coverage compares 💔

CEO of gnawing the insides of my cheeks raw

COOKIES IN THE OVEN!!!!!

it’s 6:44am, i’ve been in the office less than 10mins and i’m already overstimulated 😩

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK husband just saw a mouse INSIDEthe airbnb we’re staying at

we’re at big bend again. lots of rock pics in the next couple days!

when see a video clip of King For a Day and do a double take, realizing that your daughters boyfriend is a Vic Fuentes doppelgänger

quintessential high school for me. rip dolores

look, it’s not that i hate my job. the work itself is enjoyable. it’s being in the fucking office. it’s always cold, but somehow also feels wet. the bathroom smells like a sewer. the kitchen is always filthy. but the worst part is the people (90% of them anyway)-loud, inconsiderate, obnoxious

must be real nice to have a neurotypical brain and not have literally everything effect you, bringing you to the brink of tears all day every day

my life goal is to move to Europe (haven’t decided where exactly) and become a goat farmer

what kind of bullshit is this

an hour and a half. i sat there an hour and a half.