I've mostly stopped talking about masks because nobody listens, when I say "please wear a mask" 100% of the people I say it to think it doesn't apply to them (it does, that's why I'm saying it). But if you won't do it for me maybe do it for the vulnerable people in your community at risk from ICE 🤷🏻‍♀️

The 2 guys who developed this are trying to get to 10,000 daily users, I like it so sharing in case anyone else might like it too. There's a wordle alternative but some other games too. I like sudogoose and color flood ponderclub.co

Me: "what day is it tomorrow? Saturday?" 😂😂🫣🫣

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I want to try crispy rice salad but does it just make your jaw ache from the chewing or is it nice 😅

Hello please enjoy my socks

If anyone else is fed up please come and sit with me so we can cry together

Our lovely friend @kstratt.bsky.social has been accepted into a clinical trial. If you can help with the costs associated with taking part please consider donating 💜 gofund.me/0e81627ac (love you Kristen ☺️)

If I was a shitty friend to you in 2025 (and I think I was to most people) I'm sorry I will try harder in 2026 😔

Also saw this and thought of @dumblubird.bsky.social 🤭

Saw this and thought of @tuningfish.bsky.social 🤭

Nobody's eating proper food at the moment, right? Snacks/chocolate/cheese is the main part of your diet?

Merry Christmas pocket pals! 🎄

At this time of year I miss Wales 😔

Our neighbour texted and said there was a bag of logs by our door and they'll move them tomorrow, but we can help ourselves. We don't have a fire so if anyone has any suggestions for what to do with logs...😂

I am on diabetestok (diabetok? 🤭) and I do not like it 😔

Is America great again yet? (from tiktok)

Middle seat stayed empty on both flights 💃

I used to follow this person on instagram and they said they had no bad habits. This was like 8 years ago and I think about it ALL THE TIME! (I have ~53,012 bad habits)

There's a couple having an argument on the train. He forgot her birthday. She's crying. He's doing some angry jabbing at the table and saying it's not a big deal. 🤷🏻‍♀️

When I was flying home the TSA man told me "good job!" so I will be riding that high for...ever 🥹

Somebody please tell me to stop picking my face and/or cut my fingers off 😩

I sustained an injury today in lidl (there was blood) so I will be feeling sorry for myself for the foreseeable

Is it just me? Please tell me it's not just me 😳

looking at my search history from last week is basically how many different ways can I ask google if my arm is infected 😂 (it's mostly better now, I was being dramatic)

If you can donate, please do! Kristen is such a gem and she deserves all the help we can give her 💜

Saw this elsewhere, it's from facebook, but omfg that is not the way to help anyone 😔

hope everyone's doing ok 🫶🏻

I mostly wear skinny jeans and tshirts/sweaters so nobody could ever accuse me of being stylish lol but I see some of the things people are wearing on social media and I'm just bamboozled, is looking like you got dressed in the dark something we should be aiming for?

Steve took a photo of me and was like "you look like a rockstar......who's taken a load of drugs and been out partying"

"In-room yoga mats are provided." lol ok 🙃

Excuse me? 🥴

I want to go here nonnasoftheworld.com It's a restaurant where grandmothers from around the world take turns cooking food from their country 🥹

what would you do? flying by myself, I'm an aisle seat girly. do you choose a seat that leaves a middle seat free and hope that it stays free? do you choose a seat in an empty row, and hope it stays empty? or do you just accept you're gonna be sitting next to someone and just pick a seat?

please join me for a scream 🫴

I'm swinging wildly between "I can do this, I'll be fine, it'll be an adventure" and crying, because I want to go to NYC but I'm a big scaredy cat and I might get lost 😂

If Kevin McCallister can be by himself in NYC and go sightseeing and stuff and like...not die, I can too right? 😅🥲

these will take the enamel off your teeth and the skin off the roof of your mouth. highly recommend.

get your tickets for Loveless! </3 @thisisloveless.bsky.social

Two things I will never understand that are normalised in the US (no offence, I love you all) - open casket funerals - circumcision

which halloween biscuit/cookie would you pick? 🤭

Story time. Years ago I worked in a cafe/restaurant that sold bottles of ale. They weren't meant to be served chilled but we served them chilled and they would fizz up a bit sometimes as a result 🤷🏻‍♀️ One day I opened a bottle for this dude and it fizzed up and he lost maybe like 1.5cm from the neck. 👇

I hate when I need a shower but my energy level is at about -6004 🥲

Show me an image on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie

Ngl I think the strap would be quite handy instead of having a popsocket but otherwise...no 😬

I just saw an American on tiktok calling brown sauce "emo ketchup" 😂😂

I need a new phone case, I should get this one right?

deep fried camembert > deep fried mozzarella

13 years ago today 🥰