Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve will launch on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, and Steam in 2026. We return to the Strangereal universe in the year 2029. Sotoa, a country we have never met in prior games, has invaded the Federation of Central Usea. Wiki links at the bottom. 🧵

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IQ is a measure of how good you are at IQ tests, which is something informed by how familiar you are with taking academic tests (& thus the quality of your school, which is in part determined by your parents' wealth, etc). there's nothing in particular that makes them a good test of intelligence

hot dog time machine

sick gamer clip

local man doesnt eat food and wonders why hes tired

You are one google search away from a hotdog

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

you could be challenge pissing rn

I know what you did…

the only j*b i want is a footj*b

me when i eat the chicken that makes you disappear

EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”

new problem: i am hungry

Why didn’t they call it 4derlands

fruit by the foot fetish 🤤

silksong more like dilf dong

starting a riot at applebees because the mac and cheese is too expensive

currently imagining a faucet that dispenses light

john wick surrounded by guns meme

cognitive bias? more like cock in my bi ass

fuck entropy dude, making me have to eat food EVERY DAY

wondering if you can eat food by breathing the steam

gimmie the cheddah

pongesbob paresquants

he wants the crab rangoon

my body is full of material

donald trumps OBBB gives ICE a billion dollar budget which makes ICE the 3rd largest military in the world, only behind china and the united states military budget. this is the modern day gestapo

diabolical

Here is the official #AceCombat 30th anniversary wallpaper: acecombat.jp/en/wallpaper/

ace combat 30th anniversary please give us ace combat 8

we should use ai generated prime numbers for our encryption keys

borborygmi more like borger in me

the gloaming

old clips thread because because

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - Word on the street is you went around the local hostel telling people that you're a police officer and that it would be *really* fucked up if you shot yourself in the head right in front of them. That's pretty high concept, if you ask me.

behold the swedish alphabet

why do the brainworms only ever tell you you're ugly and no one likes you. why cant they tell you you're normal and people are fine with you.

if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of

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defenseless rat creature