"Frankenstein" is my favorite book, and GDT is one of my favorite artists. That said, I don't want to talk about this movie until further notice, which might be never.

So hey, I don't know how I'm going to pay for my rent next month. If you have a writing job, I've been covering the gaming industry since 2017, so if you have any paying work available, I'd be very grateful for a recommendation or just a repost! Portfolio here: johnhansen.journoportfolio.com

I'm here to humbly ask if anyone here is hiring or knows of any sites looking for a movies & TV journalist with 10+ years of experience who loves all things horror, Tarantino, Scorsese, Stranger Things, Sons of Anarchy, and many other things and whose name starts with Adrienne and ends with Tyler. 🙏🏻

Respectfully: 🥵

I at least thought we would’ve gotten one extremely loud, raw, vitriolic, classic album out of all this bullshit. Literally no one is going to write a song aimed at all the obscenities we see every day in the news? Just sticking to songs about the complications of love in your twenties then? Got it.

Just a reminder that Robert Redford did some horror work on TV before his big film roles, and starred in one of the most hauntingly beautiful episodes of The Twilight Zone ("Nothing in the Dark"). R.I.P. Legend. 🖤

We lost Wes Craven 10 years ago on this day. For Wes - Remembering Wes Craven and the movies that changed horror forever:

Hell yeaaaaah!

Watched ROGUE ONE with my wife today. We had a ball. Wish I'd seen it in a theater. It has what so many action pictures lack: a beating heart.

I'm finishing Gilmore Girls season 3 and I really need to know: does Lorelai ever stop being so annoying and gets over herself? 🫠

*hyperventilating*

We are tired, Kevin. TIRED!!!

I knew the new "I Know What You Did Last Summer" movie would be bad since the director's first comments about it but I wasn't expecting it to be so bad, stupid, and disrespectful to one (1) legacy character.

Shouting out that I am getting back on the freelance writing circuit! 📣 Please contact me if you're looking for: -long-form media critiques (i.e. features, reviews, recaps) -original news reporting -an experienced podcast host/guest Currently writing for GameSpot and ComicBook(dot)com! (1/2)

FUCK YES! I'll take it as a birthday gift 🎈

Did I pay to stream Black Sabbath's concert? Yes. Do I regret it? Absolutely fucking not 🖤

Woke up from the longest nap. Unintentionally saw the latest world news. Want to keep sleeping for four more years.

I started watching "Gilmore Girls" this week and so far it's the cozy TV show I needed so badly. ☕️🍂

I think it would be good to get some women in charge of the countries that have nuclear weapons. Women talk to each other. Women can be reasonable. Enough with the macho men and swinging dicks.

Less than three minutes here and I'm already tired of all the Superman content from just one (1) entertainment website. Please stop.

Hi if you write fanfiction or publish novels or make movie podcasts or draw fan art or make jewelry or paint landscapes or make pottery or write poetry or design stationary or make art in literally any way I love you you are so important please never stop creating and sharing your creations

youtu.be/x--N03NO130?... Only Monsters Play God…

That Stranger Things s5 wannabe teaser was... ok I guess. Better than nothing!

THE FRANKENSTEIN TEASER!!!!!

IN OTHER NEWS! I just saw the 15th Doctor's regeneration and *screams into a pillow* OMG. I need ANSWERS @ BBC.

I'm reading "A Little Life" & I already knew *a certain something* happens but forgot *who*, and got so anxious that I spoiled it for myself last night (thanks wiki!). Guys... I honestly don't know if I can/should continue reading 😭

Hello good morning ✨️ y'all have one (1) and only one (1) job today: let me know when the trailers for Stranger Things s5 and Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein are out. Thank you 🫶🏻

Time to post it again.

Same, Nicole. Same.

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Thank you Final Destination Bloodlines for covering one of my Top 10 Strange But 100% Rational Fears: ring avulsion.

Pedro Pascal's arms in *that* Cannes 2025 outfit. That's all.

We live in a simulation that the creator is now bored with and just trying shit

I dream of a world where Americans understand that it's "tamal", not "tamale."

... nope, not even my girl's return can make me watch the show of the *~superhero~* I dislike the most. Give her her own show again, please!!!

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

... go Caps, I guess.

I liked "Another Simple Favor" a lot, but man... for someone so obsessed with true crime and a supposed ✨️"expert"✨️, Stephanie makes some pretty damn stupid decisions all the time.

I paused Netflix’s Tudum announcement video at the perfect time. Now I just need this in high definition quality 4k hiperrealism etc etc please and thank you.

"Havoc" is one hour 36 minutes of my life I'm never getting back.

LANDY GOAL! all is well, I am healed, I am cured.

My new thing is Michael B. Jordan killing racist men while wearing a tank top. Damn 🥵

Big Mood™️

EJ is an Av again, Landy is playing again. Can I, uh... have Barrie back, please and thank you?

I just finished Black Mirror season 7 episode 1 and I'm going to need 2-3 days to recover, thankyouverymuch.

I... I thought the "Once Upon a Time on Hollywood" sequel was an April's Fools joke...

Quick! Name a vampire that is not Dracula.