We who?! 😲🥺😵‍💫

Welch: Mike Johnson-If he's a big Christian, he should be fighting for the marginalized, fighting for the poor. But instead he weaponizes his faith to lure voters in and then dicks him over every chance he gets.

AOC: You're damn right that it's a Democratic priority to keep people from getting poisoned, from dangerous chemicals  You're damn right that it's a Democratic priority to bring down the cost of housing If they want to say that that's a Democratic priority, they're right,

TACO probably heard from some Chamber of Commerces

Happy Friyay Eve to all who celebrate!! 🤗

Have these f00l$ let their WWII PeePaws know about their 'profa' leanings? #ifyourenotantifascismyoureprofascism

Just a thought: Instead of Argentina, how about we bail out America first?

Young republicans outchea sounding just like slimy old republicans Do they even know they lost the 1st civil war, ffs? Mfers shoveling coal into their tired old #choochoo search engines 🚂 While the rest, & best, of us are using bullet trains 🚅 #history #repeatthedefeat

So petty of #Time magazine trying to distract us from that neckline by showing the very scarless ear 😏 👂🏻(yes, I know it was the other one)

Face hiding p*ss¥ B¡tch knew not to try her with more than his little d¡ck words www.instagram.com/reel/DPz40Aa...

“Swear her in! Swear her in!” #TrumpEpsteinCoverup

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I did NOT have George Floyd & Charlie Kirk being birthday twins on my Batshit Crazy Bingo card 😵‍💫 🥳🥳 👀

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Rep-Elect Adelita Grijalva announces her election results will be OFFICIALLY certified tomorrow, destroying Mike Johnson’s last excuse to delay her swearing in. “Mike Johnson needs to do his job so I can do mine.” No more lies. No more delays. Swear her in!

Apparently, they don’t hand out a Nobel Peace Prize to those who negotiated a ceasefire they had sabotaged a year ago just to get elected.

Much like the hostages in Iran were kept in place to weaken Jimmy Carter's reelection campaign & give us 4+ decades of Reaganomics' trickle down 🐂💩 Imagine where the whole entire planet would be now if voters across continents weren't so gd knee jerk gullible 🤬

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Good people need to start outing their ICE family members, neighbors, and community members. They need to be made into pariahs in the places decent Americans gather.

It's wild that we've reached a point where the President openly admits to firing people for political reasons, and his OMB director tweets about it like it's a victory. This is page one of the authoritarian playbook, happening in plain sight.

Nice recap

This Is Fascism

Uh huh

I love this image.

Peaceful assembly isn’t an insurrection. Storming the Capitol to hang your own vice-president and end democracy is.

Release the Epstein Files.

Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane

Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.

B¡tch 🧊 P*$$¡€$ is my new go to for B¡tch @$$ P*$$¡€$ bc that's what they are Buncha face hiding cowards

Hooray for the plushies & furries!! 😂

Shapiro: I filed that amicus brief last night to make it very clear that the Pennsylvania National Guard is under my command. The way the President has chosen to deploy the Guard in other states—and, in at least one case, deploy the Guard from one state into another—is extremely dangerous.

I mean there's the Brotherly shove/tush push there's the QB flip but is the QB trip the next big red zone touchdown thing in football 😂💀🏈 #JaguarsVsChiefs

You know what was weird last week? I didn’t see anyone fired for quoting words actually spoken by Jane Goodall.

Bonta: Just minutes before the hearing, we got word that the Texas National Guard has been federalized. We asked the judge to issue a broad order — one that applies to every National Guard unit in every state — stating that none of them can be deployed to Oregon. She issued that order

It’s of note that during tonight’s hearing the DoJ didn’t even try to make the case that changing conditions on the ground in Portland warranted the CA National Guard. Instead they relied on legal technicalities. Proving again that what they say in court is different than lies they tell the public.

Some times in America we have the exact right President in office to lead in crucial moments (i.e. Lincoln). But at other times we have the exact wrong President in office (i.e. Andrew Johnson). Today we have the worst President in our history in office at a most crucial moment.

Weak men did what?

It is really hard living in a country where the only people who aren't mad, sad, or terrified are the greedy, mean, & st00p¡d ones Yeesh

Shoutout to @nicollewallace.bsky.social for not sugar-coating anything and saying on the air that an ICE agent said “fuck them kids” while handcuffing them naked in Chicago after an apartment raid.

Talarico: if you read the new testament, Jesus doesn't spend most of his time preaching or teaching or even praying. He spends most of his time healing the sick. Right now, we have politicians in congress with Christ follower in their Twitter bio, but they are kicking the sick off their health care

📌 The entire world 🌎 is laughing at America now 🐥

I'm getting a new set of Batsh¡t Crazy Bingo cards & penciling in AI v¡rg¡n in every mfing square bc wtaf..?

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Then why are you providing a $20 billion bailout to Argentina and helping them cut deals with China that crush American soybean farmers?

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Priorities.

Gosh darn T€d Cruz is one st00p¡d mfer in a su¡t & t¡e I mean...

US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better." Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better. Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand. We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane