This app getting hack bombed bruh I haven't been active on here in over three months if you receive a dm from me or someone who looks like me or anyone who says something similar to the screenshots here or giving you a discord to add, no you didn't it ain't real 🤯🤯🤯

SORRY FOR BEING ACTIVE ON TWITTER IF I GO MISSING WE KNOW WHY

HELL FUVKING YEAG

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEAVENSWARD I TURN LEGAL SUBSTANCE AGE IN BUT A SCANT FEW HOURS

Iron Menial said to check the “male box” for missives??

Done my lore research for the night after finishing the game and the fact that wylder and ironeye have the only endings that can be evil together is disgusting actually

Holy autism I love it when I’m always right

Heolstor the Nightlord down!!!

Practicing manipulative facial expressions today

Can ppl stop having fun without me on the tradchud braphog app you just don’t find gems like this out in the wild on bsky

Digital artbook or as I like to call it Wyldeye fanart

Clapped Darkdrift Knight for Ironeye remembrance quest!! worth it for Those Who Live In Death mention!!!

showing Symptoms again

better not catch even the slightest sent on the wind of someone complaining that the sexian looking one has half the face card shmelted this character genuinely would make me cringe if that wasn’t there but instead I’m so intrigued like it teleported into my hand I swear it’s just my defense boaner

Care provider said today that she has a guy who does hysterectomies with gender affirming care as a qualification for her referral so erm could be really cool bc I defo have endo and despite all of the life ruining symptoms that comes with I won’t qualify that way unless I get a diff surgery first

NEW BLOOD OF THE DAWNWALKER TRAILER LETS FUCKING GOOO

Does he look like my alpha queen Brienne of Tarth or am I bugging out crazy rn

THE WYLDER FACE DATA??

Every thought I have about anything ever is actually just How It Is deadass for real I am divinely intuitive, I see and know more than you, I comprehend things on a level that would vaporize a man to ponder even briefly, I will never die on my hill for it is too tall and the terrain would take you

Embrace #Eldenring #Thiollier

the scorned son 🔥🐍 [ quick messmer the impaler ]

Elden Ring tag is 90% recluse rack rn and I’m not complaining except yes I am bc you can very much tell, in many such cases, that the content is made by certain individuals who have never held a tiddy in they palm before 💀💀💀

Oomf said that Thistle is a me character should I kill myself

Dungeon meshi is cool I’m almost done with it my only thing is I just wish there was less cooking and more killing I hope the next season is more like these last few episodes

They made pride month in the summer specifically so that I can’t go out looking like this

rumor has it if you solo every nightlord, you unlock the exclusive lesbian sex scene between recluse & duchess #Nightreign

AssFister if you’re out there I took this and used it for aura (we died to rhinobeetle shitbison immediately after)

return of the tarnished varre yuri wwfhhhhhgg #eldenring

reposting this with better colors bc idk what I was thinking 2 years ago...lol #eldenring

He appears to be mentally handicapped dawg

Playing Nightreign and seeing Ironeye's beautifully creepy blue eyes has possessed me to do a redraw of an image #eldenring #nightreign #art

🌼 #nightreign

The “we can always tell” crowd been real quiet lately

MY GOATTTT

Malenia art I’ve been drawing on the side #eldenring

Peak character design #nightreign

I don’t think featherfag likes me very much listen man I can’t control when Morgott The Lion sees our small dog asses on the move

BUENOS DIAS!!!

Average instagram search experience

Five hours until I get one of these fellas repeatedly molested bc contrary to popular belief you don’t have to have much skill or a brain to get through base Elden Ring combat and I fear Nightreign will be particularly anti-cheeseable for stupid donkeys like me

These divas????

All of my friends and oomfs are going to cons with cool ass shit on I hate living hours away from the nearest actual civilization I’ve never been to a con ever and I’ve dressed up as Johnny Joestar and took pictures for Halloween once

There’s this guy I see on instagram reels who does a really bad imitation of a horse whinnying in the middle of public I think it could be kind of like that #thimblethoughts

This shit tastes like how cigarettes smell and also almonds

it seems my big fat juicy pussy precedes me

Seriously, without a hint of irony or my typical asshole-ishness, huge fuckin thank you to everyone who still has a sense of humour. You are an increasingly rare breed and I love and appreciate you.

skipping the religious middleman and being mean to myself directly

Everything* is peachy. *your butt

beetle knight

remembered I had this in my wizard memes folder