I know you like that You wanna try that It's like a flashback So shake your ass crack

It's June 11th in Japan which means it's the 5th anniversary of GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE-! 🔥 To commemorate this occasion, we are pleased to unveil a new illustration from the development team! 🎨 Thank you for all of your support! #GuiltyGear #GGST

Please, take a look at my (fairly mediocre) clips on my profile. [snaps fingers, making the iconic switch snap sound used in Directs] medal.tv/u/too_much_r...

Getting carried out of the funeral home in a coffin, thinking “Who the fuck is Paul and what’s he bearing?”

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenkush was the name of the Plug

Even though it's not as useful as being able to speak, I want to be able to read and write in a large variety of languages.

I just want to clarify that it’s been a vocal stim between me and my bestie for like 7 years ever since the drama happened and I couldn’t find it for like 6 years until now

NEVERMIND I FOUND IT!!!!!

I need help finding a video. It was around the time ProJared was in some hot water for cheating or something I don’t remember it that well but I think it was a still image of him and the audio was “Hey cheaters, wanna cheat? There may be other people there who are not my wife.” Might be lost media

Ordered delivery almost 3 hours ago. Never arrived, no one went to pick it up. Contacted customer support, only automated bullshit and when I opted to talk to a real person, the wait time is over 2 hours. This sucks.

I could go for a Rum and Coke but if the Rum was Whiskey and the Coke was Ginger Ale

I think it should be socially acceptable for two friends to spoon and cuddle each other during sleepovers

No appetite Extreme and frequent dermatographia Cluster headache pain behind right eye Bad body temperature regulation General weakness Guys, I don’t know if I will make it…

Sorry to keep you waiting! DELTARUNE Chapter 5 will be released on June 24th at 11:00AM EDT. Here's the trailer if you missed it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5y2...

One hit off the Salvia and I am hearing Stu Mackenzie sing "pill pill pill pill pill pill" for 8000 years

My AC just fucking died on me… Sooner or later I’ll follow suit in this heat.

“Blow me” Yeah, I’ll blow you, up into motherfucking smithereens!

🎶I am a vessel🎶 🎶I'm just a poor boy travelling with my bodies🎶 🎶Bodies, body imagery, imagery🎶

If I was harassing someone at the bar and they called me a pig and threw their drink in my face, I would simply just unhinge my jaw and swallow all the liquid perfectly without spilling a single drop.

Gonna grow enough facial hair to style a moustache into a harmonica in 3D space underneath my nose

Using the fact that my bathroom faintly smells like cigarettes to disguise the fact I’m vaping (unflavoured thc) in the bathroom so I can blame it on the neighbours being heavy smokers (one of whom is a pothead like me) to my grandma

All buff bara men and soft bbw milfs are invited to my birthday, be there or be square.

3 months… Does anyone wanna send me a stripper inside a cake in 3 months? Or a card with like 20 bucks in it?

I really wish I didn’t let my art muscle atrophy. Now I gotta build up a style all over again without overexerting myself

Do u want me

I will be absolutely gobsmacked if Xbox somehow manages to enter and second Golden Age

This should happen in the post-credits scene of the Live-Action Zelda movie

new emojies idea

I do think it would be really funny if we had like national teams for esports like how we have national teams in the olympics, and with that idea alone, no north american country would ever be winning any counter strike games, it would be a century of domination by brazil and turkiye

i forgot the main importaqnt rul e of having fun; inly in modernation

totally forgot how to draw this oc

the pri demon (th) #pridemonth #pride

flashback to when I accidentally scrolled through my family's digital photo album at age 14 and saw a picture of my dad, high out of his mind, resting his head on a table next to an obscenely large pile of cocaine. never knew he partied hard like that hashtag respect

I have too much pride to ask for uppies (I’m also 6’0” and very overweight so those are contributing factors as well)

Judy Hopps? More like Judy Bounces!!!! AMIRITE FELLAS????

This November I’m doing the “Only consume Zinc challenge” where I only consume raw unprocessed Zinc, Zinc supplements, and foods high in Zinc.

Sitting at my desk, stoned out of my mind. Gripping my desk for anchoring stability as I get too into the Radiohead I'm listening to.

I really hope we get to see a heated and visceral depiction of Geoff Keighley having passionate missionary sex with Ms. Piggy

Edibles making me feel butterflies in my stomach. Edibles lighting my loins ablaze and also making me nauseous. Ohhhhhhh goddddddddddd

All quiet on the frontal lobe

I think I might have some allergy to my edibles because they give me some crazy serious rashes

happy Pride! Here's some recent comms I did for Patrons - multicolor ballpoint on bristol! #art #furry #pride

"Go kick rocks" is profoundly funny to me

Repost to scare Bluesky developers

I wanna make a grilled cheese but in the same way some fast food burger joints make them (by using burger buns)