Hearing that the crypto market is in the toilet is like hearing the snake oil salesman has cancer

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Don’t get your hopes up for your ride to school kids

why are all the epstein files PDFs? what did adobe know, and when?

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They made Sam Neil look like Andy Bernard from The Office

Oh the irony that the strength of the prescription of my cheap reading glasses is printed on the frame in a font so small that I need a second pair of reading glasses to see it

No Ted Nugent or Lee Greenwood? What is this world coming too? Side note, til that Lee Greenwood’s real first name is Melvin 😂

My favorite part of this review might be at the end. “But the fun’s not infectious and the guests are a nightmare, and two hours of Melania feels like pure, endless hell.”

FYI, Kristi Noem’s full initials are K.L.A.N.

He can’t be humiliated by everyone cancelling if it’s closed

Wow

Checkout the video in the story 😆

rich guys love to send jeffrey epstein emails with messages written in uncrackable code like "how it going Jeff, we shuold get 2gether soon 4 sex weekend w/ underage u no whats ;-) ps your my #1 freind bcuz wut we did 2 teens on you rfuck islamd"

The Senate voted Friday to fund most of the government through the end of September after President Trump made a deal with Democrats to carve out Homeland Security funding and allow Congress to debate new restrictions on federal immigration raids across the country. https://to.pbs.org/4qPGk1Y

Homewood. North Homewood Ave. Caller reporting the neighbors are yelling at her husband over a parking place and they are throwing shovels at each other.

Love the fact that most of the replies to this are “can you be more specific?”

Just heard a Milli Vanilli song on the 80s channel and I realized that until today I never knew what the real musicians behind them looked like.

Today is National Puzzle Day. Good luck putting this ice puzzle together from tonight on the Chicago River.

It's literally colder in New Jersey than Alaska, Iceland, and yes, Greenland.

Once heard someone say that Helena Bonham Carter is just the English equivalent of Parker Posey and it seems to have finally come true.

I've heard of fivehead but this is new territory

I value the opinion of the homeless guy down by the train station that tries to eat his own face more than Vinny from Jersey Shore.

Are there pics? There are pics:

“The outcome of the 2020 election will not change, period.” Fulton County Chairman Robb Pitts briefs after FBI agents executed a search warrant at the Fulton County elections office www.ms.now/news/fbi-sea...

Breaking news: Kevin Couch, who was appointed the Kennedy Center’s new senior vice president of artistic programming earlier this month, resigned less than two weeks after his hire was announced.

imagine being so rotted that Bruce Springsteen writes a brand new song about how much you suck shit and announces it by saying “by the way I’m so fucking mad that I banged this out in 24 hours” how are you still up and walking around after being slammed like that

HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

Only $13! But it comes empty inside, like Melania.

Has anyone checked in on the gold in Fort Knox lately? #worried

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Ever since Tom Homan emerged, it’s been bugging me who he reminds me of. Then it hit me. The Looney Tunes henchman.

With Joe Brady being promoted to the Bills head coach every play will now be a James cook run

London School of Economics | Agora Auditorium by Studio Contra

Since I’m sure someone in the White House will give Trump and his wife bs ticket sales numbers to hide the abysmal performance of her lousy movie, someone should hire one of those billboard trucks to drive around DC with the real numbers.

Wait for the surprise.. 😅

Honestly they just put Bovino’s phone on top the fridge

BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

I need this $5000 robot snowblower. Anyone wanna buy it for me? Please

I mean... "Taipei 101 features some of the world's fastest elevators, whisking visitors from the 5th floor to the 89th-floor observatory in about 37 seconds at speeds up to 37 mph). These elevators offer a thrilling ride to the observation deck, providing breathtaking views of the city"

Story aside, that's a sweet helmet

Doctor: Mr. Roth, we’ve got some good news and bad news about your Alzheimer’s…

Nomo Romo please

Looks like Fran Lebowitz heading to a Broadway show