A beautiful tribute to Carlos Boozer by DJ Khaled

diaper’s full

As a Star Wars fan I find this highly offensive, and completely hysterical 😂

Apparently Tracy Morgan is a fish in an animated Netflix movie, and I’m now a little curious to see it.

What's wrong baby? You haven't touched your peach piss n fart cake.

Game 3. (via @espn.com)

Happy Free Donut Day Eve to those that celebrate

I must've missed this, but wtf does the length of the reflecting pool have to do with the height of a building?

had never seen this one and it's killing me

Now check to see who just made money on Polymarket betting someone would run in the court

“You ever get that urge, Frank? It begins with looking down from 50 stories up, thinking about the meaninglessness of life, listening to dark voices deep inside you, and you think, ‘Should I? … Should I?  … Should I push someone off?’”

Senate Republicans have officially ditched an effort to fund Trump's White House ballroom

"Clearly he was trolling"

JFC

MarkWayne says patterns aren’t patterns and Dr Oz says Trump’s got nothing better to do then spend his time “acing” his yearly check up which has become a monthly visit to the hospital. I don’t know. Maybe it’s a prostate exam? Those can be fun for some folks I guess.

Prediction market Kalshi has reported former Rep. George Santos to prosecutors over a bet he made on himself, a person familiar with the investigation says.

JFC

L - GOP Rep and MI senate candidate Mike Rogers actual photo from the campaign trail. R - Photo put out by staffer.

Idris Elba has been knighted 🗡️ He is now Sir Idris Elba

lol that's the same age as this Zac Effron. Pulte easily looks like he could be Effron's father.

This is the “I have money to give away on Twitter” guy lmao

Imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead.

“And it all crashes down…” #Metallica #M72Athens #MetOnTour

The White House correspondents dinner was a month ago and Trump said he would reschedule it within 30 days. What happened to that?

Victor Wembanyama embraces his father Felix after the Spurs clinch their spot in the 2026 NBA Finals ❤️

2026

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Your secretary of "war" folks...

Trump: “I understand Artists are getting ‘the yips’ having to do with their performance on Wednesday, so I am thinking about bringing the Number One Attraction anywhere in the World, the man who gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime, and he does so without a guitar, DONALD J. TRUMP”

BREAKING: Federal prosecutor leading the James Comey indictment over his seashells post resigns from the case.

"Have a good weekend!" email speak for "bitch do NOT talk to me until Monday if you know what's good for you"

have we considered that flo rida and vanilla ice might be locked in a deadly game of chicken where both performers have their entire net worth tied up in elaborate parallel kalshi bets that they will be the last act to drop out? I am asking us to consider it

Looks like they updated the lineup after all the cancellations

They Walton Goggins-ized him

Bruce Springsteen, Foo Fighters, and Dave Matthews, will headline the star-studded protest festival “Power to the People,” on Oct. 3 at Merriweather Post Pavilion in Columbia, Maryland. Proceeds from all ticket sales will benefit the organizations VoteRiders and HeadCount.

Bills with round numbers like $10, $20, $100 are so old and boring. Why repeat that with a $250 bill? Trump needs to innovate and create a bill that incorporates dollars and cents. I propose he puts his face on a new $86.47 bill.

Was searching for a ‘Don’ on Google, and the autocomplete suggested Don Swayze, and I was like, who? And then it showed me Patrick’s brother (who I had never heard of) and it was like seeing a ghost.

Is there anyone popular in this century on their list? Bunch one hit wonders. And half of Milli Vanilli? Will he just dance or will he lip sync too? I also noticed that Lionel Richie isn't in the group photo they posted. Smart move on his part. Good gravy.

Latest Disclosure Day trailer just arrived www.youtube.com/watch?v=icDu...

I don't care how many times you clean this ship, there is absolutely zero chance I'd set foot on it.

Possibly the most bluesky reply ever

I don’t usually say watch videos but the payoff is worth it.

The White House correspondents dinner was a month ago and Trump said he would reschedule it within 30 days. What happened to that?

sushi was invented when a guy accidentally got his fish wet so he put it in some rice

why stop at the white house? build a UFC stadium at ground zero. drain the fountains and put two right in the towers’ footprints

Spectators and competitors gathered at Cooper’s Hill in Gloucestershire for the annual cheese-rolling contest, where participants race down a steep 180-meter slope chasing a wheel of Double Gloucester.