Witnessed an insane hit and run in downtown Boston tonight. 1. Cars are bad. 2. Don’t drive drunk. Ever.

My baby girl is 16 years old today! Gotta head to the RMV for her driver’s test.

There’s something really cool about standing in America’s oldest public park with 180,000 fellow Bay Staters listening to our senators, our governor, and our AG speak directly to the people they represent.

Not me at the Alley trying to explain polyamory to two nice Japanese boys visiting Boston.

So glad the City of Somerville gave us 3 days notice that they’re tearing up our street for the next 14-15 weeks.

Michelle Wu won her last election by 50 points and she’s acting like she won by 50 votes. Spend that political capital! Build some goddamn bus lanes. Take care of the people who elected you!!

I got 38 emails from florists this morning. Who wants flowers?

Drag queen: Baby, will you pick up my tips? Me: Well yes!! (But also no queen picks up her own tips at Roxy’s!!)

Shhh they’re sleeping! New MBTA battery electric buses resting at Charlestown Garage. The ones with left-hand doors will eventually head to North Cambridge and the ones without to Quincy.

Yesterday the power went off while I was showering, which was definitely not scary at all.

Imagine being told you’re a garbage person by Nick Lachey.

Telling myself “not my circus” at work is less effective when I remember that it is in fact my circus.

Me: My third grade classroom was a trailer, so when the weather was bad we had to go into the main school building. @collenmahoney.bsky.social : What in the Appalachia?

It’s one thing to know something is true and another thing entirely to be told it to your face.

Oh the Whitaker/Robby shipping will be off the charts this weekend.

Markwayne “Nose Picker” Mullin.

Ugh leave the subway dancing bullshit for NYC.

It’s crazy to have 5 opponents and win over 90% of the vote.

The amount of permissible movements during each light phase at this intersection would kill a Victorian child.

Lazy Sunday strolls.

Bus at sunset.

It’s always such a jump scare when the Lacheys show up on episodes of Love Is Blind.

Hello from my one pink glove.

Gawdland might be my favorite Drag Race contestant of all time.

He’s a 10, but specifically an MBTA Type 10 LRV.

I definitely fell in love with WMATA during my trip to DC!

Sitting at home eating my extra Biscoff cookies I got on my flight yesterday because the flight attendants had a fight over who got to give me a snack.

Today I had the honor of going to the hill to meet with staff for both of US Senators representing MA and two of our Representatives to talk about ways they can support college students in Massachusetts.

GAGA!?

Headed to DC tomorrow!

A random older guy stopped me on my walk this morning, looked at Isabella and said, “Your dog, she is elderly, no?” Yes, yes she is.

It was cold in the summertime We were happy just to be alive

Can’t believe Nini Coco didn’t intubate someone for her talent.

Could it stop fucking snowing omg

The world sucks, but yesterday my bus driver on the 55 was really hot, so there’s still some things worth celebrating.

Happy Friday!

Well it finally happened. A female coworker asked if I’d watched Heated Rivalry.

Who among us hasn’t had to turn Air Force One around because we’re pretty sure we locked the front door but we just wanna be sure.

Snowy winter’s eve in Boston.

How about those Pats? (Ignore me, I’m practicing for interacting with straight people at work.)

Bus stuff.

Got excited because I saw one of the T’s new battery electric buses tonight.

Coming out as someone who thinks the word twunk is stupid.

Apropos of nothing, I really love the 109 bus.

Hot mess express implies the existence of a hot mess local.

Having a boyfriend sounds nice, but going on a first date sounds like the worst thing to ever happen.

Did four hours at Boda Borg on Sunday and my knees are very mad at me.

I think Ed Markey should retire instead of running again, but I’m not voting for some centrist twit.

A gay romance novel about two subway conductors called Mixed Signals.

Can now confirm that Isabella’s vet is just as beautiful when I see him at the gay bar as when I see him at her appointments. 😅