The next administration ought to do a Pay Per View event showing them dismantling and torching all of the tacky and gaudy shit Trump has put up and in OUR Whitehouse. That might make a significant dent in our national debt.

This is how our ski mtns flooded last year. Next 24hrs should be interesting.

Someone on here mentioned the LOTR trilogy as a holiday comfort series and I would just like to say I very much agree with that statement. Seeing them in theatre during the holidays with friends and fam will hold a special place in my heart. It’s a vibe. Throwing them on whilst I fuck with art.

Bet a spaceship shows up next. #epsteinfiles

The Maine Mall

Hot take, alcoholics have worse memories than stoners.

I used to boycott the mall during the holidays and just shop online. Now I’m boycotting online and heading back to the mall. If you need me, hit up my pager, I’ll find a payphone near the arcade.

We are so close to standard issue breakfast sammies costing straight up $10

They’re weren’t kidding when they said no cannabis use after anesthesia, almost fell down twice today, shit got me wrecked. I was just checking, you know, for science.

Latest #arsgratiaartis

Hopped back on Netflix for stranger things. So like, the whole commercials thing. Is there no way to watch shows without commercials on Netflix now? Is it tiered, like do you have to pay extra for no commercials? #lameballs

Saltines and Ginger Ale is Tier 1 sensi belly food

Catching up on today’s timeline be like 👀

🎉 Party Time 🎉

I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve watched this…

Bring the holiday cheer 🥴

I spent a night on L as teen in a snow storm, doing exactly this, next to a playground where I could climb the tower and look at my work as I went. I was in sneakers, got home and the bottom of my feet were so wet, frozen and pruned there was a layer of skin just falling off. Good times.

Stranger Christmas

This is Millie. She just learned how to sled. Hopes you brought a second land frisbee, because she will not be taking turns. 13/10 (TT: millietheredlab)

Pre op prep got me puking up magnesium glycinate. #menshealth

This is Radley. She asks to "destroy" when she needs to let out extra energy. "She gets plenty of walks and physical activity," her family told us, "but she uses her destroy button when she is craving a little extra chaos." 13/10 (IG: radley_barkley)

Did I mentioned they were free? 2 left

Wait, there’s a bad santa 2?

Feeling festive. I have 3 custom Kasvot Växt vinyl slipmats for a vinyl lover in your life. First 3 dms gets one. Here’s the thing, I want it to be a gift you are giving to someone else. Shipping and handling included cuzz the elves take care of that part for me anyway. #phish #kasvotvaxt …

#bonsai #blacktourmaline

Mom is in. Feeling #accomplished

I don’t wanna get out of bed. It’s cold and murderous out there lately.

Woke up and wrote a spell, anyone know how I get this to the Etsy witches? The wrong people keep dying… hair of hegseth, vance’s hoes, kristi’s eye lids, jr’s toes eye of maga, donald’s ear, bring his death, for all to cheer Tools needed: Caldron Fire Knife Moonlight Tourmaline Bourbon Candle

The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

Easy like Sunday mornin #beeislife

Brookie for breakfast? Yay or Nay 👍🏼 👎🏼

Stoked for all the goose kids and all of Billy’s friends (cuzz we’re more than fans, he’s one of us) getting theirs Personally I need msg I need NYE shenanigans I need big boy jams I need 90’s fam I need CK5 These are needs in 2025, not wants However you get your church Get it

Sometimes I sing along to songs but in the tone and voice of Bob Dylan and I tell you what I crack myself up, every, single, time.

Cotton candy morning skies, I should be skiing…

A little light reading on this fine Friday evening. #menshealth #analweek

Maine radio police just had an advert claiming they can tell when you drive high. Even quoting family members and friends saying “you drove here high didn’t you?” “We can tell when you drive high” “Drive high, get a DUI” Ummmm no the fuck you can’t bitch. Fuck outa here with this shit.

I miss crushing the canna game, the sphere was designed for my brain and I want to experience it so badly. I used to travel the world and see any band I wanted. Riches to rags is not cool bro. Not cool. #butthurt

Serious black ice in southern Maine right now. Be careful out there peeps.

If anyone is feeling extra generously frisky this season, I take a size NugsSubscription, one year in length. I asked Santa too but he was like “In this economy!? You’ll get a Huffboard kid and you’ll like it.” Pretty sure I saw him pouring booze into his hot coco. Rough out here for everyone.

This holiday season give the gift that keeps on giving, to your plant loving friends and family. No seriously, look how long one squeeze lasts. It’s got the ‘finest’ mist on the market. #mrmister

For the parents, keep this on rotation in the car for epic trolling.

Instant phishbumps #gamehendge

Pin Striper for hire. #arsgratiaartis