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Less than three weeks until Daughn Gibson's new record Lake Mary not mysterious is out. Check out singles "Sacred Life" and "Cocoa Beach" now, and hit that pre-order. Slight bias, but it's my favorite album of 2026 so far daughngibson.bandcamp.com/album/lake-m...

In genuine awe of The Pitt’s capacity to piss away interesting storytelling with such utter nonchalance

Our trees popped

Tired of telling old guys at the supermarket trying to talk to me about the Pirates that my ball cap is a tribute to Sean Price, not the Bucs

“Not today, kitten, we have Massive Attack x Tom Waits at home” youtu.be/0Fju9o8BVJ8?...

“Not today, kitten, we have Massive Attack x Tom Waits at home” youtu.be/0Fju9o8BVJ8?...

Had the new SunnO))) on in the car both to and from preschool today, and the 4yo didn’t bat an eye. To quote Tracy Letts, “Take your dissonance like a man”

Wow, you guys sure seem steamed about the music industry. Anyways, here's a new single from a 100% DIY artist whose entire PR team is me www.youtube.com/watch?v=daf9...

Kid asked me point blank favorite rapper and I wasn’t ready for it so I waffled and did a little “uh what context” and he just asked again and I said Killa

If you want to know how good movies work, how they should operate, how they can be as good as they can be, watch There’s Something About Mary

There’s a rug store near my hotel called Lawrence of La Brea, I’m never leaving LA

Am I to understand that the culmination of all humankind's artistic and technological endeavors isn't a cartoon of a strawberry being sexually assaulted?

Friends, Angelenos, countrymen: Daughn Gibson is doing two shows in the LA area this weekend, one at the Bombay Beach Biennale on Saturday in the desert, and a surprise show in West Hollywood on Sunday. Want to come? Email or DM for info.

They pay them in Robux

I’m at ICE HQ

Crash 2 looks awful

Daughn Gibson Returns: Stream New Single "Sacred Life" Now; New Album 'Lake Mary not mysterious' Out May 8 daughngibson.bandcamp.com/album/lake-m...

Publishing lives!

Larry June's got it www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUKT...

Anya Taylor-Joy IS Poached

I find the scene in Spinal Tap where they try to work out “Heartbreak Hotel” at Elvis’ grave side remarkably moving

Designing Women reboot soft launch

“Ladies and gentlemen this… is Sinners”

*Looking at my pool after the Oscars air the biggest two gimmes first*

Ex move,

Best movie of 2025 is on Hulu (if you have such things)

TGIF youtu.be/CbyMjvvERNg?...

Things are so bad that this brand of water-wicking-camo, smack-your-teenage-daughter's-ass-in-public posturing feels almost comforting

New 'Age babyyyyyyyyyyyy www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rvq...

Gonna level with you, Abe, it’s not looking too hot

What’s up you assholes

In DC for the night, could probably sneak out for a minute if anyone wants to hang…

Parenting

Right when I was going to give up on The Pitt they were like "pssst hey you a drunk child explodes his hand off in this one"

“I guess”

That glass cliff’s a bitch

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