lmao

Why is everyone talking about 2016? Did I once again find myself embroiled in a days-long blood feud with Scott Eastwood at Austin City Limits?

I often wonder what my reaction would be as a 10-year-old watching Terminator 2 if someone had tapped me on the shoulder and said "hey so when you're a grown up all of this stuff is gonna kind of actually happen"

When you think about it, technically, we’re all bleeding internally

Xiu Xiu covers album is regrettably inoffensive, but their "In Dreams" inspired me to spend the rest of the day listening to Dirty Beaches

Happening Now: Students have walked out of school and are protesting against ICE in Saint Paul, Minnesota

You guys are so lucky I haven't started trying to make ambient music yet

It’s better than I could have imagined

Chris Perfetti stuns in Color Me Badd

It’s such a fucking shame how good Kevin O’Leary is in Marty Supreme

Family party mix for Rowan’s fourth birthday party today music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

Happy Prime Day

Quite simply one of the finest insults ever delivered

Feels like when the Pope and the paper of record for your faith repeatedly tell you you’re full of shit you might be full of shit

From the other website. Loring Park, Minneapolis

The week George Floyd was murdered, my wife and I put up a BLM sign in our front yard. We never took it down. Long overdue, but we’re finally getting a second sign

"They carried her body out, just like by her limbs, they didn’t even have a stretcher," a witness says. "She was carried out like a sack of potatoes."

Béla Tarr visiting a store in Peru selling pirated DVDs and posing with the owner and bootlegs of his own work, one of the realest ones, RIP

Pigs and running dogs as far as the eye can see, just another evening down on Bari’s farm

Heard a story on NPR about how no one uses the semicolon anymore. Yet another example of how the general public continues to refuse to engage with My Work

Thug nation state

SOME! BLOOD! FOR OIL!

Fuck it, this is the year

“Oh my gosh you actually bought this book for me like ten years ago!” Love a quick trivia break can I have it back now

MAMDANISTAN

I know most people hate NYE parties but man, what I wouldn’t give to go to one tonight

Big “not hiring” sign outside of the year-round fireworks store. Noted, thanks

Let’s see how many endings this one has

“Cancelling the trip to the city to see the dinosaurs at the museum and eating the hotel reservation because both kids have ear infections” ranks maybe only 4th or 5th when it comes to the universe telling me to take a seat this holiday break, sheesh

Brr

My 25 favorite records of 2025

2026 will be the year of the “What It Means To Be The Last Person In My Family To Go To College” admissions essay

Explain why nothing good ever happened after this

“Is it true what they say, Daddy? That your love of the Halfling’s leaf has clearly slowed your mind?”

English teachers across America scrambling to revise their Monday lessons to include the difference between a faux pas, a slip, and a Freudian slip

The only 2026 trend I can see myself getting behind is Calling It A Day

My wife just told me she thinks there might be rodent hole in our kid’s room and I immediately said “ah it’s probably Milhouse” without so much as a thought in my head

Say what you want about the guy, but Kash always gets his man www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...

Didn’t realize I had that new Apple automix feature turned on while listening to a playlist in the car earlier today and thought, “Oh, so the schizophrenia has decided to show up after all”

Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal. Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.

Hell on earth, a little warmer than it was last week

Knocked my head off

The hook from the second song on the Nas & Preem album goes "Mr. Cryptocurrency Scarface" and I wonder what the Vegas odds were on that one