Lio Rush answering the question of “what would happen if Gollum and that human carpet guy in NYC did the fusion dance?” 🤼

Australia isn’t as full scary wildlife as people think… most of the time. Other times you find a six foot long python in your garden shed. Did the grandpa Simpson gif and left

Getting busted open hard way by a roundhouse kick is some of the most bad ass bloodshed I’ve seen 🤼

Moxley is so good at getting mad. Rolling out of the ring like your dad leaving the room before he calls an IKEA cabinet a cunt 🤼

Nick Wayne’s entrance attire is fantastic this week 🤼

Lethal Swirl is ready for the Trios title 🤼

You can’t make me boo Mark Davis. Home town boy made good 🤼

I could picture Luke at wrestlemania, Obiwan would never shut up about classic New Japan, Han and Leia would go to AEW as a couples thing, Chewbacca would be into deathmatch wrestling where two guys hit each other with toilets and he’d be yelling RAWRGWAWGGR and waving his arms around the whole time

Darby Allin should have a personalised AEW title belt with skeletons and stuff

Tim Meadows has joined Richard Kind on my roster of guys who I will pop for as soon as they come on screen

Jumped for joy at the conclusion of the Dynamite main event 🤼

That Powerbomb Backstabber should be Ciampa’s finisher. Way more devastating looking than that running knee 🤼

It feels good that my rinky dink podcast in a very small city sold my tickets to live shows than JD Vance has

I’m listening…

Lotta folks on the computer about to bite their lip about how bad fandom cruises are. Not me, it’s all The Kid Rock cruise to me

Boo!

Seeing a good concert is great, seeing a terrible concert is so much better.

I’ll never get tired of Andrade’s double moonsault spot 🤼

Wikipedia says NINE. He also harassed the woman in the infamous picture on more than one occasion

You’re gonna get bit like 4 times per dachshunds. Mean little pricks

History doesn’t repeat itself but it rhymes. And also it repeats itself a lot

Cait accidentally did a good take here

I love when liberals get bent out of shape by some online leftist guy cause it’s the least productive discourse you could engage in. Normal people don’t know who Hasan is so painting him as some sort of boogeyman makes you look way weirder than he does.

I have an idea for a one shot Flash comic that’s about Jay Garrick called The Flash Super Speed Senior Citizen where he joins a Mall Walking group.

After reading the New Yorker article about Sam Altman and I’ve come to the conclusion that tech guys are either wantonly vile or unbelievably stupid. Either way they should not be in charge of anything

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

He’s going to say Iran has offered America a beautiful gift and more details will be given in the next 2 weeks

Funny how this map doesn’t recognise the coup of the Australian socialist Prime Minister Gough Whitlam as American imperialism

I think it’s time for the international community to put an embargo on The USA. Castro didn’t do a fraction of the damage America has caused this calendar year in his entire lifetime. Americanism is a depraved and corruptive ideology that no nation should support or enrich.

No one is more to blame than the Think Tanks. All entirely wretched

Now, if the teleporting guy told me he took this first I might be more inclined to agree with him

If anything needs to be remastered it’s every single second a camera was pointed at Jiminy Glick

I have no time for the disingenuous idea that being anti-AI is ableist. Plenty of differently abled people have produce amazing works of art. The spark of creativity cannot be contained, if you nurture that spark into a roaring flame it will have nowhere to go except for on the page.

I’d rather suck the exhaust pipe of a Greyhound bus than watch these guys

“AI-driven future”? Point me to any thing that’s been meaningfully improved by LLMs, let alone one now driven by these buckets of bolts? Hell, even the AI models themselves have completely stagnated and become inbred

what if we got a 100% blockrate on it. what if they designed an AI and we unanimously said "nope"

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

Can’t change the system from within, the system changes you.

If I was Reacher I’d have a hard time not snapping this guys back like Bane. Truly antisocial psychotic behaviour to step in front of someone’s bike like that. Should’ve plowed right through his old ass

I’m looking forward to Avengers Doomsday. I can’t wait to watch a cgi blob, stand on a blob shoot blobs at the blob with Chris Pratt’s face

one of my most popular designs

Edge and Christian versus The Young Bucks is, to put it politely, not for me

I dress like a weird dipshit but I know I’d look way better than these clowns if I had their resources. People would be like “well at least that one dipshit is having a nice time”

There are livestock with more interiority than billionaires and we’re allowed to kill and eat those guys…

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

Gotta say, I like that Clark Connors fellow 🤼

THIS is what’s supposed to happen after the lights go out. Like the exact opposite of the rousey reveal #AEW

Rousey showing up really sucked the excitement out of me. What a horrible decision on every level. #AEW

Absolutely fuck that shit Ronda Rousey is a transphobic anti-vaxx piece of shit and AEW hiring her is a massive, massive disappointment on so many levels. I am genuinely livid.

God I hope they didn’t hire the transphobic antivaxxer lady 🤼