The sad truth is that we haven't had the Stanley Cup in over 30 years so we wouldn't even notice if it were gone at this point. So it's no big loss if we're being real

*exhales* Seahawks win!

A two goal lead is the most dangerous lead in sports. This also applies to touchdowns. Seattle needs to run out the clock on safe and boring plays

The Aschwan41 victory songs in the Sens PGT have conditioned me to expect Ottawa memes. The Volkswagen ad left me unfulfilled.

All of these field goals are putting the soccer back into football

This has become the thread of sadness

Bad Bunny hockeydb

Has there ever been a SuperBowl without a touchdown?

No Kings includes Draft Kings

That Levis butt ad was actually amazing. Low key intentionally funny while still very fun and self-deprecating

I have been informed by Philly fans that a seahawk is not a bird

Go birds

New documents show Jeffrey Epstein donated to the Israeli army and settlement groups—another reminder that obscene wealth, political power, and moral bankruptcy often move in the same circles, shielded by influence while victims are forgotten.

I don't have any Seahawks gear, but i found a pair of cute puffin socks. Same thing, right?

Found archaeological remnants of a sprint planning session

They were giving these out for free, saying that Lay's was "introducing a new flavour." Being Canadian means being ahead of the times 😎

The three words to drive her wild

Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are

We won in OT? We can do that?

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Damn, they finally made a chatbot that replicates a staff engineer. Time to switch careers.

The daffodils are emerging. On the first week of February. What kind of hecked up winter is this?

Congrats to the New York Rangers to making the return for Mark Stone seem reasonable in comparison.

On the one hand, this was a scheduled loss and we held yet another elite team to less than 20 shots on the game. Otoh, if we had slightly less than league average goaltending we would have won this game. Or at least not lost in regulation while the out of town scoreboard spited us. Fucking hell.

rat coin purse

New life goal: earn enough money that i can have a house with a two car garage, get a cute small car like this Saab, and have enough free time to convert it into an EV for short drives around town.

We are so back. Yet ANOTHER game where we hold the opposition to less than 20 shots

Two minutes 5 on 3 let's go

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

It's kind of preposterous that at the current points percentage pace, Boston at WC2 is still going to achieve 100 points in order to get into the playoffs. WC1 pace is 102 points. Something has got to give, right? I've never seen the cutoff to make the playoffs be so high before.

I feel very seen. My weekend project last week was modding my og gamecube controllers to be wireless and have hall effect sticks, so I can use them with my gamecube, switch, and pc. The YouTube algorithm made me do it.

one must imagine sisyphus opting out of Gemini

According to Natural Stat Trick, the Sens would have still lost today 3-2 or 4-3 this match. which is better than our 4-1 loss. We need goaltending. The fact that our other complaints are about 3rd pairing d is a luxury, because if we could get saves we'd be the top of the division

Imagine if the Sens had league average save percentage. We'd be top of the division instead of not even being a lottery team due to lack of pick...

if you're going to be an internet magazine you need to reaaaaallllllly think about the graphics you use. like, bruh, 🐐🌊

It's a weird feeling to see Ottawa on the good side of xGA. I like it? They should do it more often.

How does Chabot only have 13 assists on the season? I feel like he's everywhere at all times.

Crunchyroll why don't you have the new Frieren and Trigun Stampede dubs posted yet 😭

Siiiiiiiiiigh

20 more minutes. We can do this. Regulation W is in sight

C'mon Leevi, you can't let in these back breakers....

Hearing a Go Sens Go today

Oh yeah, I never updated. My repair attempt failed. My 70 year old dad scoffed at my soldering work and redid it. Controller is now equipped with TMR sticks (drift resistant!) and is better than before the damage!

Meriläinen getting back-to-back wins to prevent Reimer from playing is a great bit. He's such an ally.

Seeing "James Reimer" listed elicited a good cackle.

Getting Silksong running natively on my phone is a magical feeling. No longer have to negotiate against my wife time to use the Switch. My saves are being synced to the PC too!

historically accurate☑️

Sens won, and we had the same save percentage. Progress!

Suddenly I don't feel so bad about the Sens getting trounced by a smaller margin on Thursday night by the best team in the league.