I have noticed that the "jackass driver who has no idea what they're doing" that has moved from various car archetypes in my life (Jettas, BMWs, Escalades, huge GMC trucks) has seemed to shift to Teslas lately. (The fuckoff huge trucks are still a big issue though)

So the chick who is supportive of her rapist husband and her child-rapist brother is using a "supporting Trans kids is pedophilia and predatory" attack on a guy who notably doesn't support Trans kids. We are the dumbest country and it's not even close.

Please please please stop making everything a musical. Please.

Why develop anything meaningful - like policies or stances - when you believe your potential constituents are just gormless dorks with no values seeking a catchier slogan?

I'm so so so tired of this scolding liberal shtick. Not once in my life has there been a US candidate that aligned with even half of my opinions, yet I've dutifully avoided letting perfect be the enemy of good for over 30 years of voting. If we never demand better we will never get it.

Every sentence is the new most enbarassung sentence

Wade Barrett saying "Female" over and over is my only takeaway from this match so far. #survivorseries

I like how they specifically said the 75 million is *not* an admission of guilt so I guess it’s just a bribe for no reason and they decided to put that in writing

I really enjoy watching people be upset when a storyline in wrestling doesn't go the way they expected/wanted it to. It's why I check out social media during shows. "HOW DARE YOU SURPRISE ME!" 😆

A main event starting at midnight is diabolical. #AEW

He played Roy Cohn and decided it was aspirational.

It only took half an hour for Triller to stop choking every 10 seconds. That might be above average performance for them.

"But now rhe voters know where the GOP stands. They'll have to go on record!" Dem party messaging always feels like smart people pretending to be stupid because they believe their audience is stupid.

There's a tiktoker calling up churches with a recording of a crying baby in the background claiming she needs formula for her starving child. It's some nasty clout chasing garbage that helps no one and I'm so sick of seeing it get passed off as activism.

Zohran Mamdami killed Dick Cheney?! What a communist.

It's frustrating when you find a musician's lyrics clever and poetic but find the way they're delivered grating.

I guess because I wasn't excited about the "former marine progressive democrat" in the first place its easier to dismiss him now that he's been revealed as a dude who gets and defends nazi tattoos. But it should really be easy for everyone.

I've been informed that, in order to gain the benefit of networking with people, you have to talk to them. This seems wrong. And bad.

"Brantley Gilbert" is not real and you can't make me pretend it is.

I was forced to learn about Hasan Piker's relationship with his dog today. And I'll never stop being annoyed that it happened or that I've now typed that sentence.

I am officially too old (and lacking in attention span) for PPVs that run more than 3 hours. How is this still going?

If all today did for folks is reset their fear centers and give them hope then it was good enough.

But Twitter, being dominated by extreme right wing content is still viable, mainstream. Telling on yourself on main is a weird choice.

I watched Lake Mungo, largely due to lauditory comments about it from Mike Flanagan (@flanaganfilms.bsky.social )and HOLY FUCK I've never seen a movie that so lived up to the acclaim. It messed me up the way watching Vagabond did but in the supernatural realm instead of the intensely corporeal.

If your comments of support about someone from your community getting snatched at their routine immigration check-in is to lament that they were "doing it the right way" you should investigate your morals.

Nussy Nag Nulva

Okay nevermind. Not doing discourse today.

It really can't be emphasized enough how unlimited information access mixed with a constant firehose of bad news mixed with the expectations that getting likes and shares for your opinions makes your opinions worthwhile have combined to turn our brains into lukewarm pudding.

I don’t mean to sound nasty but if you’re still claiming the democrats did all they could to prevent what is happening right now then you have diarrhoea brains

Letting social media hot takes build your entire idea of your political peers is intensely stupid given how few of them are here on this platform shitposting with you. Make fun of them here, sure, but leave it here.

Diane Keaton was in the original cast of "Hair". You can hear her lead the song "Black Boys" on the soundtrack recording. Uh. Fun fact?

Jeeze the politician fans are PISSY tonight.

“ai is here to stay” it literally isn’t

Reddit conservatives were very sad today.

Well dang

I should not be reading comments on LinkedIn. It's absolutely insane what people flagged as looking for work feel totally comfortable saying with their name, their job, etc. right there beside an image of their face. Genocide denial makes for a weird business introduction.

A job listing for a position with a gambling website doing UX Researcher that pays $55k a year and wants the candidate to have a Masters of Anthropology. Hiring managers have lost their damned minds.

A shock collar but for the urge to check somebody’s page

The Nobel Peace prize exists out of guilt and as PR for someone long dead and has been awarded to some true blue monsters so like, sure, give one to Trump too. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Took this picture during my commute today. The addendum appeared overnight on this billboard in Durham, NC (near 70 west and S. Miami Blvd). And I applaud their impressive well-spaced and clean lettering.

god knew I would be too powerful if I ever loved myself

That (NPR!) journalists think AI is a creative engine that can finesse iconic productions is not just context for the crap quality of writing in media but alarmingly the inability among a class of supposedly professional scrutinizers to distinguish between art and slop, good and bad, truth and lie

All the Taylor Swift music I've ever been exposed to has been via grocery store radio.

Good morning, flat tire. I hate you.

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

It’s boiling in October because you’re using ChatGPT to write your emails, Janice.

Hahaha They launched a subscription app only to go full Newsweek.

Saw a huge "RIP Charlie Kirk" sign in the back window of an SUV in Raleigh today. It's the first positive real-life mention of him I've encountered literally ever.

First follow up, first initial interview, first rejection by the actual team I'd be working in. At least they were efficient. I just really got my hopes up and I shouldn't have.