Little Sadie (Turns the Tables) ... clip from my flipt script version of an old classic

I know from personal experience that geese are the devil's spawn but this makes me smile

Wildwood Werewolf (for Resonator, Melodica, and Analog Synthesizer) is released! Because traditional folk music doesn't have enough synth. Streaming everywhere; see Linktr.ee/gmacguffin. Hope y'all enjoy it. More to come. Yesterday's Music Today! #resonatorguitar #melodica #synth

I think folks walk counterclockwise because the Earth spins counterclockwise the moon goes around the Earth counterclockwise, the Earth revolves around the Sun counterclockwise... but that's just me

I'm concerned people think I'm joking about this.

RandomTime: I've never seen Pretty Woman.

I'm glad y'all are done with 'liminal' and 'bespoke' but I'm getting tired of 'epistemology' now and really want to see more use of 'tautological' please.

So NASA has this tool where you can see your name in satellite landsat images science.nasa.gov/specials/you...

Well that was fucking awesome #nasa splashdown

Eephus!

Fool's Gold • My new single dropped yesterday - appropriately I think. Check it out if inclined Links in Bio y'all

The Batmobile is now all electric EV y'all!... Detective Comics #1107 (ft Ollie's anti-AI / data-center rant) #Batman

The thing about the Highlander movie is that while it is bad, it's never not interesting, and it's never not funny

♻️ + 🤠

Kersh

My old boss' family was from Lon Giland, New York and I've never been able to find that on a map

I'm just the side of a polymath and the thing a lot of folks don't think about is that means we're not particularly good at any single thing. Not enough time. And I'm actually terrible at math to the word itself is a misnomer

My horoscope in @theonion.com is always spot on.

When I was maybe 10 I heard the radio broadcast of the Hindenburg disaster (Oh, the humanity!) and was very confused that he referred to it as a terrific crash. So I looked terrific up and sure enough: causing terror. So when I say something is terrific, that may not be a good thing.

So the conceit is that Godzilla, King of the Monsters, maintains the natural balance, with the natural balance being that Godzilla be King of the Monsters. It's a tautology but it's still best best practice to just let him be the king

Lay's introduced new packaging for their potato chips because market research revealed that most consumers didn't know that Lay's potato chips were made of potatoes.

Sandpiper Combo (IG @sandpiper.ensemble) at Blind Lady Ale House. I play a lot more melodica than guitar in this small acoustic lineup and it's super fun gotta say.

I have a single coming out soonish. It's all good to go I just need to upload it. Mudslide. it's a metaphor, literally

lmao

I'm presuming it's okay to put organic almond coconut creamer on Lucky Charms.

I just got a spam call so I had my phone screen it and the two bots got themselves in an endless feedback loop saying "I'm sorry I didn't catch that, are you still there?" I realized it 5 minutes later they were still all "so I can I book this for you?" "I'm sorry I didn't understand you" #dystopia

I'm thrilled the Dodgers won last night but dammit I've got a show tonight w Technomania Circus ... during game 7 ... which sucks bigtime. I couldn't have taken this in five or six?

Chotiner is basically the Columbo of journalism.

Dodgers haters are so funny. I don't hate other teams, it doesn't make sense, except the Astros for 2017 fuck those guys forever.

The Host! #Dodgers

Ohtani is an actual fucking unicorn with stardust flying off him

Yes that was Dieter playing Jesus Christ Superstar behind the cheers as Ohtani left the mound #Dodgers

Make your own fun. And coffee. (this is how I go camping)

"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds

I tried to watch Avatar 2 again and after 10 minutes had to concede I viscerally dislike those films and will not revisit them.

Barton Fink.

This in-universe Spinal Tap interview is beautifully crafted.

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

I don't like Chapel's boyfriend much but I do like his jacket. #StarTrekSNW

Jojo Romero is a def a baseball name. #Cardinals #Dodgers

Fun melodica solo to Blue Skies w Sandpiper Ensemble at Riviera Supper Club Turquoise Room. yeah I got a pedal board and shit and wireless and can go out into the audience but this is just no frills melodica sound #sandiegojazz

Sinners is a cinematic marvel and I strongly encourage you not to read the reviews on IMDB

Murderbot is great & super compelling. I've got a dude-crush on young Mr. Skarsgard, and straight-up crush on Noma Dumezweni who plays Mensah cuz she's age-appropriate and empathy is sexy af. Also the now-ubiquitous Tamara Podemski should be cast in every show for the rest of her life.

I once stood two urinals away from Greg Louganis at Liz Taylor's fundraiser at the Beverly Hilton

Reading my print copy of @theonion.com in the bathroom reminds me of the heady days of my youth reading National Lampoon except now reading print materials don't also involve petty larceny.

Sandpiper Ensemble tonight at Riviera Supper Club y'all

Melodica solo w audience participation. Sandpiper Ensemble last night at Panama 66 in Balboa Park. I've lived in San Diego near 40 years, but playing surf jazz in the park feels more San Diego than usual.

... when you're in a cinematic desert jazz surf band you can play songs for 9-15 minutes if you like. And we like.

LLMs are not AI. (And apparently have never seen What We Do in the Shadows)

I have shows in May in San Diego. Sandpiper Ensemble is a really great band. Cinematic desert surf jazz kind of thing. I've been a fan for a while, then they let me be in it.