@andykindler.bsky.social hey, the rug you wore on @bobsburgersfox.bsky.social looked totally natural!

WE’RE FIGHTIN’ BACK!! NOT IN OUR HOUSE!! Oregon sues Trump administration over deployment of National Guard: “It is unlawful” www.kgw.com/article/news... /cc @muellershewrote.com @dgcomedy.bsky.social @libradunn1.bsky.social @dailybeanspod.com @mswmedia.com

they're eating the lambchop! they're eating the mint sauce...!! /cc @MuellerSheWrote @allisongill @DGComedy @libradunn @dailybeanspod @aisle45pod @mswmediapods

barry, i love ya. voted for ya twice. and what you're saying about trump, rfk jr. & their ridiculous autism claims is dead on. but please do me a favor — next time someone like kamala calls and says, "could use your help with a 107 day campaign!," just say "YES!"

i dunno 'bout the rest of you, but i'm so happy that elle fanning can finally "explore the world" and climb a tree, now that she has her overly expensive coach bag made by child labor. you go girl.

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!! Jimmy Kimmel’s Show to Return to ABC on Tuesday Night www.nytimes.com/2025/09/22/b... /cc @muellershewrote.com @dgcomedy.bsky.social @libradunn1.bsky.social @dailybeanspod.com @mswmedia.com

The surprising way doomscrolling rewires your brain www.nationalgeographic.com/health/artic... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

Data investigation: Childhood vaccination rates are backsliding across the U.S. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

A Fusion-Reactor-Inspired Thruster Could Deorbit Space Junk It’s a new potential solution to the dangers of Kessler Syndrome spectrum.ieee.org/kessler-synd... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

How to build table-top fusion reactors www.economist.com/science-and-... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

Job titles of the future: Satellite streak astronomer www.technologyreview.com/2025/08/27/1... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

Why basic science deserves our boldest investment www.technologyreview.com/2025/09/08/1... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

ASA Responds To Claims That Interstellar Object 3I/ATLAS Is An Advanced Alien Spacecraft iflscience.com/nasa-respond... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

it’s coming…. [Oct. 6 - 10] youtu.be/tMQ8LB_n3rg?... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

perhaps a story for the animal corner? The Vaux’s Swifts Have Abandoned Their Chapman Elementary School Roost www.wweek.com/culture/2025... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social #BlairsAnimalCorner

time to take it back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WqA... /cc @muellershewrote.com @dgcomedy.bsky.social @libradunn1.bsky.social @dailybeanspod.com @mswmedia.com

A flesh-eating parasite is at our borders. What happens if it spreads? The US eradicated screwworm. Its return could cost America billions. www.vox.com/future-perfe... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

Why Former NFL All-Pros Are Turning to Psychedelics www.wired.com/story/can-ps... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

for those who appreciate real science & facts. www.youtube.com/shorts/AYm9w... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social @muellershewrote.com @dgcomedy.bsky.social @libradunn1.bsky.social @dailybeanspod.com @mswmedia.com

a typical orange-diaper-stain mafioso-like protection-racket shake down to hyundai & s. korea. US immigration agents arrest hundreds at Hyundai plant, mostly Koreans www.reuters.com/world/asia-p... @muellershewrote.com @dgcomedy.bsky.social @dailybeanspod.com @libradunn1.bsky.social @mswmedia.com

This Byzantine shipwreck transformed underwater archaeology www.nationalgeographic.com/history/arti... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

The deepest-diving whales could inspire new treatments for stroke and cancer www.nationalgeographic.com/science/arti... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

Germany Already Met Its 2028 Goal for Reducing Coal-Fired Power www.bloomberg.com/news/article... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

"A paradigm change": black hole spotted that may have been created moments after big bang www.theguardian.com/science/2025... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

"People Are So Proud of This": How River and Lake Water Is Cooling Buildings www.wired.com/story/people... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social @mollywood.co

Wild dipshit goes wilding, startles other dipshits.

It’s Possible to Remove the Forever Chemicals in Drinking Water. Will It Happen? www.wired.com/story/we-can... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

This Bood Thinner Is More Effective Than Aspirin at Preventing Heart Attacks www.wired.com/story/antico... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

on the portland street car… 🚉

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Hungry Worms Could Help Solve Plastic Pollution www.wired.com/story/could-... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

More of this.

The search for Earth’s most mysterious creatures is turning up extraordinary results www.vox.com/down-to-eart... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social #BlairsAnimalCorner

A.R.C.A.B. — all robo cops are bastards OpenAI Says It's Scanning Users' ChatGPT Conversations and Reporting Content to the Police futurism.com/openai-scann... /cc @wajali.bsky.social @muellershewrote.com @dgcomedy.bsky.social @dailybeanspod.com @libradunn1.bsky.social @twiscience.bsky.social

Indigenous knowledge meets artificial intelligence www.technologyreview.com/2025/08/15/1... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

This benchmark used Reddit’s AITA to test how much AI models suck up to us www.technologyreview.com/2025/05/30/1... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

Extreme Heat Makes Your Body Age Faster www.wired.com/story/your-b... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

These Newly Discovered Cells Breathe in Two Ways www.wired.com/story/these-... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

Antarctica Is Changing Rapidly. The Consequences Could Be Dire www.wired.com/story/antarc... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

Earth's Seasons Are Out of Sync, Scientists Discover From Space www.sciencealert.com/earths-seaso... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

How to See the Total Lunar Eclipse and Blood Moon on September 7 www.wired.com/story/how-to... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

Scientists Are Flocking to Bluesky www.wired.com/story/bluesk... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

Did this ancient croc hunt dinosaurs on land? www.nationalgeographic.com/science/arti... /cc @twiscience.bsky.social @drkiki.bsky.social

Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.

MAGA: "Go woke, go br—oh, never mind. . ."

Why synthetic pot could be the future of pain relief www.nationalgeographic.com/health/artic... /cc @TWIScience @drkiki @blairsmenagerie @Jacksonfly

our smart devices and earbuds have turned all of us into the maniacs screaming nonsense on the streets.

You know this & I know this.