so happy that rivals seems to understand how to sexualize male characters but WHERE ARE THE BULGES?!

When the gay guy civil war starts tomorrow you already know what side I’m on …

yeah we’re cute or whatever

“i’m protecting my peace” okay girl but I’m still gonna need you to fulfill that venmo request

coworker just saw my tamagotchi and said “you know your phone can do that too right?”

if there’s one thing that can mobilize the libs, it’s cancelling their favorite late night white guys

put on loona this morning and gOD I MISS NEW JEANS 😭

downloaded another budgeting app

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tamagotchi paradise secured and coming next week !! ⁽⁽٩(๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́)۶⁾⁾

*meaghan mccain voice* my father 😍

fresh fade and fresh pump

🎶I wanna beeeee thaaaaat D.. E.. I..🎶

posting about charlie kirk on linkedin just to feel something

tunnel I take to work everyday is closed for the week so my commute is now an hour and a half

I don’t care about foldable phones or phones with super thin screens. I think they’re gimmicky at best and the real truth is there’s not much innovation left in the cell phone format

I went outside a couple days ago, everybody clap!

the sexiest phrase in the english language… rent control

oomf said “sweating out the hangover” and well… yes

oomf said “sweating out the hangover” and well… yes

i’m sorry i’ve been so down lately I just… really miss newjeans

someone brought krispy kreme into work today

happy blood orange day to those who celebrate

omg ty guys for 1 million followers

When it comes to taking pictures/videos of strangers in public I feel like we should stigmatize the practice more and rebrand it as bad social etiquette. I get recording is legal but just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should, and it shouldn’t be normal.

Crazy how in fall everything is punkpin

The gooner, the bator, the candlestick maker

finally finished my boring ass book that took me 6 months to finish and almost caused me to stop reading again

*laying down in the trough urinal at the eagle* anyone want to see my masters degree?

any of y’all have those undies with the built in padding? asking for a friend

tentative beach trip in two weeks…

I be like “my art is a slow & deliberate ritual; each stitch, a meditation” whole time I’m listening to peanut butter by rupaul

went to the club last night, good morning

IN YOUR FANTASY, DREAM ABOUT ME, AND ALL THAT WE COULD DO WITH THIS EMOTION

friday 5x5 and I got some tanning time in this week 🎉

are you a boobs guy or an ass guy but in a gay way

more gym time with @dannyswansong.bsky.social

“you guessed it” kills me because I didn’t…

opening bluesky in public

first day back at the gym and I feel like a puffy beef stick

y’all im really struggling trying to decide between weapons or sinners for #1 of the year so far

how it feels to have rain in portland after weeks of sun

Figured out my outfit for the Rose Gray show in SF tomorrow 🥰

Ethel: you're fat Lana: you're jealous Jack: