Just A Dan
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If I could be anything in the world, I'd choose to be an amorphous slime
So fun watching the Kennedy Center Awards and watching on Trump's prerecorded face how much he didn't believe what he was reading off the cue cards about Gloria Gaynor
6 days ago
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I wish I could be less angry and frustrated than I am. I use to be able to break away from the news cycle and social media because it would calm after a day or two and I'd feel better. These days, it seems like no matter how long i take, be it a day or a month, it's a perpetual state of misery.
15 days ago
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Spent near a week off all social media and whereas it probably helped to be out of the news cycle it made me realize how I'm dependent on the toxic relationship i have with it because i don't have a social circle outside of it. Maybe i should get therapy.
2 months ago
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Okay, time to fix my algorithms. Let's see how long i can stay away from that which causes me to rage
3 months ago
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Always liked how planned obsolescence used to be heavily chastized and even had federal action against it but we kind of stopped caring as a society as companies have made it in their EULAs that you agree you know the software will be made obsolete within usually a few years.
3 months ago
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I'm tired boss
3 months ago
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After this past week, i don't want to deal with another alcoholic every again but since he's family, im going to have to indefinitely and he has a kid.
3 months ago
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My nephew watches a Roblox strram who on his stream said to his surprise he dropped 3.2 million Robux in 6 months... thats about $40k USD... on Roblox... in 6 months... Dafuq is wrong with people?
4 months ago
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Got a new phone that is 5G capable (needed the upgrade since my Note 9 was no longer compatible with critical apps) My 4G LTE ran smoothly but i feel like a 5G is throttling the speeds of 4G LTE networks when it uses them.
4 months ago
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Man how self absorbed are Christians to think KPop Demon Hunters is about Christianity at all? Seriously can't believe i went down that rabbit hole.
4 months ago
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You'd think after 110 years of commercial flight we as a society would know how to fucking do it. Seriously, its not new that you have to remove things from your pockets or that you shouldn't block exit paths to put on the 15 pieces of jewelry you shouldn't have worn in the first place
5 months ago
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Those times when you're waiting desperately for the airline door to close so you don't have to sit next to someone
5 months ago
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The Onion
5 months ago
Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have
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I needed this today
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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Today must be Shoebill Stork day because by feed is littered with pics and vids of them. Its not a complaint, i just missed the machine gun memo
5 months ago
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Gotta love when you body says sleep and your brain fights against it
5 months ago
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Can't any articles out there just say Edi Gathegi was awesome as Mr Terrific without prefacing how he was killed off as Darwin in X-Men First Class? Be like 50 years later and i bet an article will be a Edi Gathegi cured cancer and saved the planet but he started out getting merc-ed in XMen
5 months ago
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Today i realized another blockade to first time home buyers: Developers. Found a 200k house i wanted that needed work i was willing and was told 6 developers put bits on it and will likely tear it down. They did the same to another house and future planned listing price for that one is 525k...
6 months ago
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I had an epiphany yesterday as to why I never got into sports and i believe it stems back to when I was 6 in the YMCA youth wrestling and got choked out in a wrestling match with a kid 3 years older (i was a chunkier kid) and i was given a participation trophy for my loss.
6 months ago
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Today I realized what the song Lola was actually about... I am 37 years old.
6 months ago
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Always a great feeling when you brain gives you an emotional trauma dump for a dream and your wake up feeling just frayed and on edge
6 months ago
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In the words of Reggie: My body is ready
#fanexpo2025
#fanexpo
#fanexpodenver
6 months ago
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God Im such a misereable f-cker and I know it.
6 months ago
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Unline, a company for businesses with stuff you always wonder where you'd get it from, wants to tell us why young people dont work and for the second time in a national catalog proudly displays this.
7 months ago
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It's crazy to me if you have to use a kennel for a pet, quite often you're having to reserve a spot sometimes months in advance and only after 1 or 2 "test" boardings along with having all pet docs up to date. I understand the need for sure, its just almost as much work as planning an actual trip
7 months ago
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Today i was called my job's best cryptid because i brought candied pinecones and made everyone eat them. I am okay with this.
7 months ago
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MidwestHedonist
7 months ago
Spread the love and acceptance
#pridemonth
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Dana Terrace
7 months ago
🏳️🌈 Pride or die 🏳️🌈
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Ive been struggling for years to find my flags because nothing feels right. But this Pride Month, I think I found one that matches me.
7 months ago
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ,
7 months ago
Many Neurodivergent people identify strongly with Corvids. (This one in the meme is very Leslie Knope Coded) 🏞️: P. Jean Oliver
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3 doggos waiting for their treats at the drive through:
7 months ago
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This stuffed animal I found at a Goodwill is my mood 70% of the time.
7 months ago
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animals being cute
7 months ago
Happy kitty.. 😊
#Animals
#Pets
#Wonderful
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Me: *Going to sleep early for once for more than 4 hours of sleep* Also me: *Waking up at 1 hour intervals for 6 of 8 hours of sleep*
8 months ago
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Dad Jokes
8 months ago
A haiku about my life: I am so tired Where did all my money go My back is hurting
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This Jimmy Johns missed the memo of "freaky fast"
8 months ago
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Effin' Birds
8 months ago
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Ya know, besides the irritability, frustration, depresion, anxiety, paranoia, feeling of dread forgetfullness, tiredness, exhaustion... sleeping less than 3 hours a night is totally worth it.
8 months ago
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I want to interact more with things that make me happy but i get more anxious about people finding out my likes than I do my dislikes.
8 months ago
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I have been putting off buying a ticket to
#FanExpo
in Denver this year because of everything going on, but I gotta do something for my mental state so i don't fold. So, I encourage anyone who reads this, make sure you do things that make you happy. It's hard to fight when you're burnt out.
8 months ago
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Is it bad of me that I saw Lindsey Graham was trending and my first thought was "Ooo! Did he finally die?"
8 months ago
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I just and so burnt out
8 months ago
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I need to stop reacting to all this political B.S. It's killing my mental state and the fact that we've not even hit the 100 day mark yet it feels like it's been 5+years already because of just how much is happening is just going to destroy me
8 months ago
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Watching Gremlins and i gotta say i forgot the Mom in that movie was a friggin badass having a body count of 3 without batting an eye right away upon first seeing them.
8 months ago
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Dad Jokes
8 months ago
Baldwin is a cool name. it is the opposite of hairloss
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Reading Edward Wynkoop's (One of Denver's founders) description of Kit Carson (one of America's more well known Mountain men) from the 1850s has such "We were just good friends" vibes. Seriously, the description includes Kit Carson's "Kissable Lips"
8 months ago
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$10 more for the deluxe addition of Obliviom and it includes horse armor. Im so salty right now but god damn if Bethesda doesn't like to troll their base.
8 months ago
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A little bit of existential dread does the receding hairline good
8 months ago
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I remember when crop circles were like the coolest and most divisive conspiracy theories
8 months ago
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Just had a bit of age dread when i realized 30 years ago no longer means the 80s anymore and is now in the domain of my childhood in the 90s...
9 months ago
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