Sewer-veillance Cam being banned in Alchemy is the funniest MtG-related joke I've ever heard 😂😂😂

I got called woke in the comments on one of my YouTube videos. Never been more proud.

I think I’m ready for the Red Hot Chili Peppers to stop

They gave us free countermagic, and suddenly Timeless works as a format

I never saw the first Mortal Kombat movie, so I think I’m missing out on a lot of context and backstory for the sequel.

Tonights pod we are doing all strixhaven precons! Ft @themrfriend.bsky.social @jon-thoughtcast.bsky.social over on Twitch at 930pm CST! Brought to you by @manapool.com and playing on @girudo.bsky.social Come watch Witherbloom dominate!

The black one (Jiji) doesn’t usually like the grey on (Rex), but they’re learning to share the cushon ❤️

Your voice really matters right now. If you would like show your support, join us in requesting that Wizards and Hasbro voluntarily recognize our union by signing our petition at cwa.org/uwotcletter

The free game of the week on Epic games makes creatures with no etb triggers unplayable in competitive play.

Having the flu is a critical part of combat readiness. apple.news/AIxCM03RLTXy...

Happy 4/20 to my friends that celebrate

Things are irritating, this morning

@mayor.nyc.gov: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."

There are a lot of Spanish speakers on the Starcraft 2 ladder, and they don’t like getting marine rushed. I haven’t been called a cabron this much since I left the restaurant business. So many memories.

Mostly, it’s because she’s latina, I imagine apple.news/AIsha7oOTQlu...

I have, once again, been put in reddit jail for advocating violence against racists. My productivity is already skyrocketing.

Some good news, for once

I’m sure she’s lying, but also, Melania is not really the Trump whose Epstein connections are something people care about

RIP Afrika Bambaataa youtu.be/9J3lwZjHenA?...

I’d be a lot more friendly to the “dems will lose if they nominate someone too progressive” if the dems had ever, even once, backed a progressive candidate for any office.

I’m probably wrong about this, but the “prepare” cards mostly seem bad

the psychic damage of being online and aware this morning is staggering

"Death to America" getting rebranded as a moderate geopolitical policy position as we speak.

Threatening to “end civilizations” is something a totally rational and sane and not-at-all-dangerous person does, right? Totally not something that everyone on Earth should be horrified by, right?

Doing #Worldofwarcraft content, again! Come watch high-key M+ runs with music created and mixed by real people, including me! youtu.be/8A4eJpG62HA

Rex is window box

The rocket launch went good, yesterday, I heard youtu.be/goh2x_G0ct4?...

The administration is citing Confederate segregationists in the birthright citizenship case before SCOTUS #impeachnow

I’ll be playing a deck with red in it (and at least one other color, too)!

I sure wish I wasn’t capped on Champion Crests #wowmidnight

C-SPAN caller to Rep. Pete Sessions: "Your party has given the power of the presidency to an insane, pedophelic serial killer"

Joining a Libertarian fb group to repeatedly ask why they’re so obsessed with age of consent laws is not as much fun as i thought it would be. Back off of facebook, I go.

Baby boy

I bet you $2 that this funding standoff ends with *just enough* dems crossing party lines to give the GOP everything they want. Possibly in exchange for a meaningless, symbolic concession of some kind.

NASA wanta to build a moon base (cool)! It will cost 10% of the supplemental funding requested by the pentagon for the Iran war. The EXTRA FUNDING for the war is ten times what it costs to BUILD A PERMANENT LIVING SPACE ON THE MOON #nomoneyforwar apple.news/ALR9gAE1vQqq...

Is Pestilence goos in pre-modern? Please say it is 🙏

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Happy 73rd Birthday to the legendary Queen of Funk, the incomparable Aries Diva, Chaka Khan.

“Cats are dumb. They’ll just keep eating till they get sick, if you let them”, says the fattest man I have ever met. #cat person # self awareness

Jesus fucking christ. They can’t even wage war without undercutting themselves 🤦🏻 apple.news/AQ6L1wQ1kRd6...

Don’t get it twisted. The three-time Trump voters don’t regret their votes because they’ve suddenly had some revelation and become not terrible. They still support all his most cruel policies and will vote for them again. Their regret is based on the same thing as their vote: idiotic selfishness

In a sane world, the POTUS starting ww3 in order to cover up his sex crimes would result in his removal from office and imprisonment.

I've been doing a lousy job of promoting my content. There's a bunch of new episodes of the EU5 stream up on the youtube channel. I'm playing Sicily and fighting Naples to create the Kingdom of How Many Sicily's, Bitch? Here's the latest one: youtu.be/8KQAQ9dVxi4

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