RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

listen to me very carefully valve. listen carefully as you announce the steam frame. you have had robot repair. and then the lab. you have had moondust. aperture hand lab. you even did aperture desk job. for the love of god give the frame ANYTHING other than a 6th fucking portal style tech demo.

BREAKING: Wallace Breen has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

A little comic about desire paths.

actually years aren't real! the earth's position around the sun is only but one frame of reference. i prefer to celebrate our "year" orbiting the center of the galaxy (around 230 million of what you earth idiots would call a "year") fuck you !

ah hell. ah god dammit,

fundamentally this is what Trump administrations are all about: the guys. there will be new guys every week. they will startle you, you'll be astounded by them, and then as quickly as they appeared they will fade into an indistinguishable mass, leaves on the forest floor.

Tips for new Bluesky users: it was not by my hand that i was given flesh, i was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute

Diddy Kong's iconic catchphrase

rat

we live in a scatman’s world

and to all those "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" types - no, actually, I do think overconsumption is on you to figure out and balance. the number and volume of teeny tiny little single-item amazon deliveries which happen in my neighborhood is distressing.

I ♡ U mbreon

how it feels redeeming another free Epic Game Store game I'll never boot once

quackin in my boots

There is such a glaring difference between here and Twitter that I never noticed before. I open Bluesky and see cool art and funny memes. I open Twitter and have tragic stories and rage bait shoved down my throat on top of the art and memes on my feed.

testing the video post feature

*begins existing*