her writing a song called “New Year’s Day”

In The Brutalist, there's a part where Felicity Jones' character says she obtained necessary immigration documents from her upstairs neighbor "Mrs. Horvath" and in my mind that canonically sets it in the GIRLS universe.

my eyes are up here!!!

also everyone look at how good my espresso martinis are getting

can’t stop looking at Charli’s letterboxd

have another pic of me in a sauna to post of course

congrats on being a Phil’s tiretown challenger finalist

everyone ready for a new season of Paul’s Drag Race

Hi there! Appreciate you taking the time to give such thoughtful critique of my work. To play devil’s advocate: have you considered that I’m rubber and you’re glue? (ergo whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you?)

Sherie Rene SCOTT 💜

people on here will skeet anything. “Cardinal Lawrence had hoes.” No he didn’t. That isn’t true.

my cutie patootie

the wiggles if Australia got a Zara:

So there’s this perfect song

OFFICERERR!!!!

IS HE JUST GONNA LET KRYSTEN RITTER—??!!???

so though I can’t imagine how, I hope you’re happy… right now….

ok Breaking bad is an almost unbearable show to binge lol

final answer!!

it took me ~32 years to finalize a skincare routine but I got there eventually (knock on wood)

being an actor who doesn’t smoke cigarettes is sooo embarrassing

A lot of people don’t think kids are real people! It’s a narrative we perpetuate every day!

I knew ittt

need a show that will give me the same high as watching The Americans for the first time

Elphaba’s mom

me again

Me 🤝 Shirley Temple

Glinda telling her friends about Fiyero

me the time I wore a button down to wrecked

tonight we let the Josh do the talking

you’ll literally never catch mother slipping

setting up 2 friends on a date

If I were making Dune: Prophecy I would’ve made it exactly the same except one of the Bene Gesserit is Fred Armisen in drag and it’s never acknowledged. No lines, but 3-4 reaction shots per ep.

blueskysgiving

obsessed with tiktok gift guides. It’ll be like “for the hot boy” and it’s a $14 LEGO set next to a Patek Philippe watch

still posting

more like friendsliving

this Soloviere loafer looks good on everyone and comes in a ton of colors if you’re a guy looking for something to put on your holiday wishlist.

I live inside my own heart Matt Damon

the concept of DMing “hiii do you have a crush on me?” to every hot guy who follows me

you’ve been summoned @reesehavocnyc.bsky.social

Mr. Rizzler, this week people are really taking the lyrics to We Bring the BOOM! and holding space with that.

what happened to decorum @petworthot.bsky.social

singing in Wicked screenings making the general public realize that Marie's Crisis functions as the equivalent of a needle exchange for MT gays

Denzel is peak Denzel in Gladiator II in the same way that Meryl is peak Meryl in Big Little Lies S2. Just absolutely unleashed actor-maxing

loved Gladiator II