The fact the average soldier is a 17 year old dipshit is both one of the biggest tragedies of war and one of the things that best explains it

Murdoch Mysteries and Demon Slayer are set in the same time period. The references are there if you pay close attention.

"Thing is bad, but imagine if thing were good!" Is the basis of the entire tech sector at this point

Jim Jarmusch' Dead Man.

Like your eyes Wahaha Blood urine collection happens in the medicament room

The trolley problem should not be the basis of your politics, because the whole point is that it's a contrived scenario that forces you you to make a binary choice and the real situation is never that simple. If you decided that some people are okay to sacrifice then you already failed the test.

"The US is a different situation from Russia or Hungary" My guy, the whole idea is they want to change that. They haven't been subtle either, there's a reason "hungarian economics" is a thing

Having a hard time imagining a bigger red flag than someone who complains about the "unregulated sexual economy"

Always stalled This is needed in 27 hours Idk what has to be done or sacrificed but we have to be kept inside tomorrow for the duration that was explained I at least need funds to wager and I can’t wager $440 Topaz and I don’t have any needs met either So yeah idk

This is how you end up with officials who hear a pandemic is coming and decide to invest in bodybags

So I am 100% interested just because of Coogler Buuuuuut I do remember when they tried rebooting a few years ago and well, conspiracy theories hit a lot different now than they did in the 90s

Knight of the Seven Kingdoms does not make enough out of Ser Arlan's giant dong

In CALGARY Hey you wanna travel to Calgary by rail? You literally can't. They tore up the tracks because fuck transit.

So it sucks that we lost but giving the losing team consolation plushies is just inherently funny

Great article about the best film I saw last year

Oh god Starfleet Academy is doing debatebro shit

I need everyone who's never lived outdoors to repost.

454) Invisibot. The culmination of our research into transparent components. We haven't had chance to figure out a use for it yet because we keep losing it. #SmallRobotsRemastered

This is how I found out Mock the Week is back

Okay I know it's called The Mummy but that kid is a deadite That or a Pet Sematary undead

I feel like once you add full video to your podcast you are in fact making a talk show

I enjoy the musical stylings of Robert Zombie

Hey I know all kinds of musical acts! What do you mean you've never heard of Townes Van Zandt?! *infodumps at you*

Oh this goes even deeper than that: they also love to worship Rhodesia and Sparta, two other historic losers they invented a whole mythology around by simply never reading a history book

We're probably only one or two popes away from one who has a favourite pokemon

Every social media site thinks adding the ability to dislike something is a good idea except the one where it would actually make a difference: Linkedin

The guy couldn't even manage building a town here on Earth

To Be or Not to Be (1942) Yes this Polish director had the balls to clown on nazis in 1942. And they fucking HATED him for it.

There's a subreddit called "DefendAIArt", which as you'd expect is full of weird stories and bad memes about people being persecuted for their use of chatbots and other "AI" slop. Notably lacking though are any success stories. Nobody talking about the sales of their book/film/whatever.

This is not some deep-sea creature btw. You can find these in water less than 10 feet deep.

I always remember the TNG episode where they bring on an expert in strategy to host a wargame, and the entire crew keeps bitching about him being smug and trying to take him down a peg, presumably because nobody is allowed to be as smug as the early TNG crew

How come it took this long for someone to look at the original Muppet Show and just decide to make more of it?

I think the fact none of the people who went to Epstein Island immediately came back and were like "Holy shit I gotta tell everyone about the pedophile island! We have to save these girls!" is itself pretty damning

Welp two minutes into Starfleet Academy and I gotta say the Federation fucking sucks in this

Me seeing the name "Villalobos": Wolftown

So turns out Stanley Kubrick was actually way too nice about depicting the shit rich people get up to

My dude, you are the governor. You need to do more than post

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