“Enterprise” is when you burn 3 productive hours (30 min x 6 people on a Teams call) to create a new login - which could have been handled entirely as DMs. I think I’m getting tired of Enterprise life 😭

The worst thing about growing up poor with neglectful parents is when you finally “make it”, and there are no imminent existential threats on the horizon, and now you have no idea what to do with yourself anymore 🫠 All the advice, properly applied, worked. Now I’m just staring at a blank wall.

So I watched the Section 31 movie (<5 on IMDb, kinda warranted), and the one detail that stood out for me was that the tricorders were basically just smartphones in cases 😂 Seems like the future has caught up to us in at least one respect!

Oh boy do I have some bad opinions on modern software right now

Time really is a flat circle, turns out!

whats up my fellow gamers

Just posting a "still alive" update so that @greenbiteything.bsky.social knows I'm still kicking!

Love drawing this weeb

The more things I've made, the less I've been interested in publicly criticizing the things that other people make, because once you make a few things you start to understand what a miracle it is that anything gets made at all

[🌀Hypno Animation, Public Release] Swirls in your eyes really help to relax eeeverything... especially that throat. Never a worry, only wanting to go deeper... hehehe~ 💜 Model, Rig, and Animation: Yours Truly~✨ Lighting, Simulation and FX: @jarethdd.bsky.social

And as everyone knows, all internet porn died that day. A truly momentous occasion from which the industry has never fully recovered from.

Oh no. A furry got mad at me for something he said and blocked me when I wouldn't apologize for his shitty attitude 🤣 Glad to see the bedroom-dweller subculture alive and well on here.

Mmmmmm meals

Ever see "Right of admission reserved" on a sign at like a shop or something? Oldest property right in the book. He who owns it, decides who can come in. God forbid we apply that logic to boxes and wires though. That would be taking it too far *shakes fist*

Can't decide whether to BE him as the dragon boyfriend, or HAVE him as the dragon boyfriend 😭

I like Creative Commons as a licensing structure, but I think it can be improved on, so I'm working on my own. Based on my conversations with actual artists, it turns out need to be a lot clearer on what the work means in terms of "people making money off you", which is now color-coded.

"Hypnotize you into being a better version of yourself by making you cum uncontrollably via hypnotic suggestion" is kinda my aura in a nutshell :3

Building a good online store is a lot of work 🫠

Heartfelt

The worst part about this is that you're not allowed to upload new genes through a phone, it's illegal :(

i think im gonna move on with these two,,,, feel like they're the ones that represent me and my brand the most

rolling up to the Olive Garden like

It's actually problematic that the local frozen goods place consistently does a killer butter chicken curry 🤤

Huh, speed running social anxiety with this one clever hack: Anybody who judges you without taking the time to get to know you is, by definition, prejudiced. Which makes them not worth your time or consideration in the slightest.

Royal Lounge

Bluesky is a decentralized network (like Mastodon). Anyone can deploy their own personal data server and engage with other servers. There is no central corporation setting content rules. Don't fall for this fear mongering. github.com/bluesky-soci...

What's the best European sticker manufacturer, do you guys have any personal experiences?

August is probably too early to post a hypnovember entry right? 🤣

i think skye is going to make a perfect employee!! 🍥 (based off of a prompt i wrote on twitter) #hypnosis

I'm forced to tap the sign once again.

Yeah this sold me on never uploading my brain into a startups VC-funded cloud 🤣

Submitting to your deepest urges and mindlessly servicing my cock while I play with my phone is probably a better choice for this evening than whatever you were planning :3

Slipping his tongue deeper, her mind draining of thoughts, the empty space replaced by pleasure and the words spoken directly into her mind Deeper~ Sllllip....Deeper~ Orgasm after orgasm, her will and inhibitions dulling... Good pet... #NSFW #Furry #Hypnosis

It took a hot fucking minute but it finally sank in: I grew up in the era of computation. We're now living in the era of simulation. If your top-end workstations are powerful enough to run contemporary AI models locally and fully-offline, we've moved well past classic computation.

Facts

If someone asks you to send a payment for a commission via Paypal as "family and friends", they are a scammer. You cannot ask for a refund this way. If you are an artist, you should never ask for this option either. Trying to circumvent platform fees will get your account banned.

gif by @raptorkil.bsky.social . Thank you immensely, I understand that it was a labor to produce. I love the bird like head tilt near the start.

Just posting some more Guilmon porn for @vee4eva.bsky.social so their timeline isn't just straight re-posts this evening! 🎨 winick-lim

Lets do a quick art raffle :3 if u want to get art like this: 1.follow 2.retweet 3.char in the comments Ill pick someone in couple days. gonna be sketchy and without bg :) Also it is only one winner for both raffles here and on X

Introduce yourself with four video games.

I am all for online safety regulations that would have the effect of deleting underage people from my digital universe (or at least give me one big "I don't market to minors" switch that makes me disappear entirely). I like being horny and flirty online. I don't want to constantly age-gate.

You deserve rest 💙 #art #comics

More horny 20-somethings should be roaming around heavily-wooded areas looking for a good spot for sex, I think. How else would I stumble across someone who is both hopelessly lost *and* so sexually frustrated that they don't even realize they're naked after staring into my eyes for a few seconds?

Absolute Sunday energy

My toxic trait is believing that people deserve recognition and rewards for hard work. While also understanding that "the work" can be anything from a YouTube short to negotiating a cease-fire that ends a war. Which makes my other toxic trait: Not associating with people who shit on winners.