Im beaw

i think once we get a switch 2 i'll get violet and replay it with a monodark team

also if u go back to twitter you're a fucking idiot

blackout isnt the answer to bsky's shit guidelines update, the answer is to bitch about it and make fun of the idiots that put it in place and also make nastier porn

finished comm for @theskilllrex.bsky.social of jax from league of legends showing off thank you so much ☺️

eepy

it just pisses me off that a few stupid nazis are making life worse for literally everyone

leomon balls on my face

i need to open comms soon but i wanna try to get my queue cleared out for real first 🫠

why are there two houses full of skeleton mages in piscatoris

lrt roxannes cool help her get out of hell

Hey everyone -- I want to say thank you to everyone who has donated or even just shared my moving fund so far; we're almost halfway there! My move is in a little over 4 months away now, which is sooner than you'd think!! I'm really excited, and hoping that I can land in philly with a fresh start <3

im so tired but ive barely done anything.......ig i didnt sleep well

ok time to stop doomscrolling and knock out some comms

dojas new album is going to fuck my ass raw

i need to make a playlist of every touhou stage 1 theme

maya winky fighting game

sorry i was super wrong about this. its actually roger in drag

i feel like papal targeting hololive is the dumbest thing they couldve done

its gonna be hot as hell again today and im still coughing like crazy when im not quil'd out so ill get back to work tomorrow and just try to get my queue cleared out as hard as i can thank yall so much for your patience and im sorry for the delay 🙏

it was genocide 2 years ago but i guess its cool the rich and powerful finally noticed

ive been filling sicky time with balatro w/ the pokemon mod my friend gave me and im feeling a desire for machoke pits

I was feeling a little better yesterday but now i feel worse than day 1 🫠

Im not gonna be able to go to the mega evolution prerelease 😔 im so bummed

I hate being sick sm Am i hungry or is my body getring ready to blow chunks again

i frew up

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

Ok yeah i think im sick 🫠

Supposed to go out in like 4 hrs but ive barely been able to sleep bc of literally just a sore throat 🫠

big beefy men with smelly pits.......

congrats lesbians and bisexuals on the milf hex maniac in za

i eat hot ramen once and feel like im being hollowed out

Day 1 dlc for za is psychotic

to the person that consistently is running power tools at 9 am out of their little garage here: curse of ra

in my next life can i be a beefy furry and also have like a thick 9" cock

genuinely wonder if fez ex/secret box/other big staple cards started spiking so hard because scalpers realized they were staples and started hoarding them i have no proof of that but if so: i hope they get vaporized in april when rotation happens

Im seeing that tiktok of the psychologist going around talking about how its ok not to have empathy but still have compassion (on the kirk shooting) and i dont have either for him. He would work his whole life to see everyone i know and live dead. Good fucking riddance

some doodles from the other day when i was feeling art blocked

bro the bug with my ipad corrupting images as i save them from procreate is so annoying

ok if we're doing traditional viktor can i have the mildly beefy psyops viktor back

imo miss cigarettes is just team rocket's meowth in drag

ngl mega malamar doesnt give me works out at the library vibes it gives me cunty villainess vibes

Good things do happen to bad people 🤭

between weed and the coolest day in the past month i may have slept for 10 hours and tbh i needed it

just putting this out there for every algorithm to pick up on: the absolute last people on earth i give a shit about are the british monarchy

bf like "i dont like how ur sheets feel" meanwhile hes fully passed out in my bed

the moon is way cooler than the sun

i love cock

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my patreon post for september is up, featuring captain locke! you can see the full color nsfw pinup here for just $1 a month! thank you everyone for supporting me 🙏 www.patreon.com/posts/captai...