This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

Buzz Lightyear. Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver.

Tom Gray is amazing at this sort of thing. An impassioned speech to the Ivors Academy. Inspiring stuff.

Come see me at the Hay festival on Wednesday! First I’m hosting a big epic Phoenix Draw-Off SPECTACULAR with absolute comics superstars Laura Ellen Anderson and Thiago de Moraes: www.hayfestival.com/p-24828-neil...

If you enjoyed last year’s Desperate Dan special, filled with my take on the legendary cowboy’s adventures, the good news is there’s a VOLUME TWO, and it’s out now! Available in shops (I know WHS/TGJones have it) or direct from the DCThomson online store. Yee, and indeed, HAW 🤠🤠🤠

Good lord, this looks incredible.

This week in The Phoenix Comic: Pasta and bad skin!

hector and the half a carrot - an old man in the park

Not in the mood

Pick up Legacy volume 1 now! Epic adventure stories by some awesome people!!

Jess's new Squid Bits book is out in less than a month! A clown came up to me in the street and told me it was a "cavalcade of giggles", and reader, I believed him.

Some work has fallen through, so I need some new freelance work asap. Please share if you can 😊

There’s a fantastic article in the Times celebrating Phoenixfest, and Jamie, and how great comics are for kids generally, and I am ummmm slightly uncomfortable with this framing of it? www.thetimes.com/uk/get-brita...

Really enjoyed S2 of Daredevil Born Again. Particularly an excellent performance by Michael Gandolfini. Plus Vincent D'Onofrio' Kingpin is hands down the MCU's all time greatest villain.

This week in @the-phoenix-comic.bsky.social Gorebrah investigates a cow who gets stuck in an interdimensional portal which, understandably, affects it's milk.

A limerick. Based on a true story.

Old ones on #starwarsday

Morning! Here’s a Looshkin comic about black holes. Colours by the brilliant @nellucnhoj.bsky.social. All three Looshkin books are out now!🤩

Rewatched Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem again. Absolutely perfect film. The only problem with it is that 8 year old me didn't get to watch it.

The Two Trumps

In case anyone who follows me here is interested, I'll be at Bedford Library and Close Encounters Bedford this Saturday. It will be the first time outside of Phoenix Fest to pick up my new book (out next week!) 🙂

Meet Neill Cameron, if for some reason that is a thing you would like to do, tomorrow at Waterstones Altrincham! www.waterstones.com/events/meet-...

Just got really excited because I needed a rubber band and found one exactly where I thought it would be. A real win for me.

This week in The Phoenix Comic... SLIME! AND LOTS OF IT! Gorebrah searches high, low and deep inside of things to find the cooking Slime of his dreams!

Sledgehammer was released 40 years ago today!

🔥 It’s PHOENIXFEST this weekend! It sold out super quick even though it’s bigger than ever before, but if you want to see me and @neillcameron.bsky.social doing our live shows (and some extra stuff too!) you still can from the comfort of your own home! Tickets: www.ticketsource.com/whats-on/onl...

Fantastic deep dive into the history of music videos by Patrick Willems.

If Marvel had any sense, Lee Gatlin would have his own Spider-Man book.

Michael Mouse

🔥 Cover reveal! BUNNY VS MONKEY BOOK TWELVE 💫DAY OF THE HEROES💫 is out later this year, and here’s the front cover! The bestselling, award-winning, fart-and-custard-filled series continues with a load of brand new stories about all your favourite good guys (and quite a few of the bad guys too) 💪

So here they are! These are 2 separate posters that will be coming with me on the con circuit this year. A matrix/Unicron mirror set of images showing awe and evil (together at last!). #TFTM #Transformers #optimus #megatron #rodimus #galvatron #soundwave #cylonus #springer #grimlock #ultramagnus

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🔥THIS OCTOBER!🔥 The first ever Hero Slam EXPANSION PACK, with loads more weird and wonderful heroes to add to your main game. Not only that, but there are new SIDEQUESTS, a brand new IMP, and the most heinous new VILLAIN to ever set foot in the Enchanted Forest! Available for preorder now! ✨

Saw an ant near my leg, so naturally I now feel like I'm covered in ants.

Thanks to everyone who gave me suggestions for this weeks ago. Finally got round to drawing some of them. First up, Emil from Robocop (post toxic waste shower).

Would go to bat (😋) for Chris Samnee being a top 10 Batman artist of all time.

THIS SATURDAY! (11th April) I’m doing a special online Phoenix workshop all about Megalomaniacs! Grab a ticket, some pens and paper, and join in for an hour as we invent a load of new characters together and then make them FIGHT! 🚀🚀🚀 www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/megalomani...

This week in @the-phoenix-comic.bsky.social, Gorebrah discovers all the delicious turns of phrase in the food world!

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Proud to be part of another foolhardy April Fools day issue of The Phoenix Comic! This week we're packed with maybe the most soup related stories ever collected in one place, including Gorebrah and Ovo's appearance on the hottest new game show, IS IT SOUP? Plus soup drawing tips by ME!! SOUP!!!

Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson have both been great on SNL. Perhaps those 50 Shades films should have just been flat out comedies.

When I ask Tesco to send me 2 sweet potatoes, they're the size of lemons. When I ask for one, I get this:

🚨HUMANS OF EARTH!🚨Today is the day the MEGALOMANIACS crashland into your planet and start taking it over! Inside this book you will find some of the WEIRDEST, GROSSEST, MOST RIDICULOUS FUTURE OVERLORDS EVER ENCOUNTERED, so your Earth children are sure to LOVE them! 🪐A brand new comic series out NOW!

Almost choked to death at Bob Mortimer's Joker on Last One Laughing.

A VIDEO WOW!!

Yep, big thumbs up to #snluk

I bought the box set of Bottom this week and I'm watching it for, I think, the first time this century. And yet, its so burned into my brain that I remember lines, deliveries and even facial expressions like I watched it yesterday.