💛 Flember: The Golden Heart, the fifth and final book in my series of illustrated novels, is out TODAY! 💥 An epic conclusion to the series, filled with heart-racing action, ridiculous inventions, strange weirdo characters, fart jokes, the sweetest moments and huge explosive set pieces!

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Comic series of the year. No contest 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

If you don’t know GOOF it’s packed full of really FUNNY comics for all ages! It deserves even more press, help fly the flag for great comics for kids!!

THE KICKSTARTER IS LIVE! tinyurl.com/napcomixks I'll post about it properly in the morning but BY GOSH if anyone else is awake right now I'd sure love for you to take a look! R xxx

This week in @the-phoenix-comic.bsky.social, Gorebrah becomes obsessed with food cross sections... WITH DELICIOUS RESULTS.

🚀 Bunny Vs Monkey: Intergalactic Monkey Business is out NOW! Book eleven in the best-selling comic series drags our cute chaotics up into space, as the fate of the whole world depends on them! ✨ I really hope you like it ✨ (Published by @dfbstoryhouse.bsky.social)

There's a new issue (Viz 350) in the shops. Sorry no refunds.

Zoom out 🙏 🤩 #wonder

It's been over 24 hours, has anyone mashed up Taylor Swift's 'Actually Romantic' with Pixies 'Where is my mind' Yet?

COW. A. BUNG. A!

Very pleased to announce that the first issue I wrote of the all new Turtles comic is out in the UK on Oct 8th! Available at all good newsagents with art by the stellar @edpirrie.bsky.social and colours by the epic Kat Cardy. Please check it out and share it far and wide! #tmnt #turtles

why doompost when you could Doom (1993) post? i think this cacodemon is rather sharp

It's amazing to think that the makers of Da Bomb hot sauce have made thousands and thousands of dollars from the biggest celebrities in the world, physically expressing how disgusting their product is.

Porkbun-Man Ep 3! (My personal favorite from the trilogy) 🥟 💨

If you wanna watch my comic drawing show next Saturday we’re live streaming it! You can grab a ticket here www.trybooking.com/uk/events/la...

Nobody can make Jenga look as exciting as Red Letter Media can.

Two books I illustrated are out today from the amazing @guppybooks.bsky.social and @busterbooks.bsky.social!

a comic about fishing (1/7)

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Absolutely loving rewatching King Of The Hill on Disney+. Haven't started the new season yet but by S3 it really hits it's stride with the writing and characters. Peggy is one of animation's most underrated comedy characters.

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#latereview Barbarian is absolutely amazing.

Really enjoyed #Batman #1 by Matt Fraction & Jorge Jimenez. Between this and Batman & Robin Year One I've been a real Bat-Boy this year.

I’m doing a rather big one-off Bunny Vs Monkey event on stage at Union Chapel on 11th October, it sold out a little quickly but I’m thrilled to say we’re also LIVESTREAMING the event! 🤩 Grab a ticket and get drawing comics with us, wherever you are! www.waterstones.com/events/onlin...

If Tom Cruise is looking for some more exciting movie stunts, May I suggest cleaning your toilet while wearing wireless ear buds. An exciting adrenaline rush.

Doug Slugman is back in this weeks Pheonix. Here is my favourite panel.

Watching WWE Raw live is agony. There's so much guff and padding. Like trying to find a Malteaser in a 10 pound bag of sawdust.

I've perfected a chocolate eating technique where, as I bring the chocolate to my mouth, I inhale rapidly, sucking up any tiny chocolate shards that could fall onto my t-shirt, melting instantly and ruining it forever. I'm currently booking 1 on 1 seminars in the method. BYOF (bring your own Flake).

Love the feeling of finding a random note on my phone which inspires a whole episode of my comic. Thank you, past-James and your garbage brain.

My latest Star Cat book, Unicorns in Space, is out TODAY! Leap into your spaceships and fly to your nearest book shop at once, or you can use an incredible futuristic technology and order it online here: thephoenixcomic.shop/products/sta...

"A.i." doesn't empower anyone. It strips them of belief in themselves and the power of their own minds and hands and abilities and stories. EVERY KID CAN DRAW. EVERY KID CAN TELL STORIES AND MAKE COMICS. Fuck "A.i." for telling kids lies and making them less-than.

If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages

Nothing wrong with dinner at 6 pm. Gives you enough time to digest before bedtime (10 pm)

Shocked at how much I enjoyed Naked Gun based on the naff trailers. The montage mid way through is the hardest I've laughed in the cinema in ages.

It's the last day of this awesome offer!

With just over a week to go, here's my prices for colours at @tfnationltd.bsky.social! If you have an order in with @jlawrenceart.bsky.social @nickroche.bsky.social @andrewwildman.art @marcelomatere.bsky.social @edpirrie.bsky.social or @markerguru.bsky.social & want it coloured then let me know!

Looking forward to @tfnationltd.bsky.social in just a few days! I can't wait to meet Scott McNeil at last! In honour of his appearance at the show I'll be making these Warhol inspired postcards available. I'll also have a very small number of the uncut proofs available too. Hope to see you there!

The new Day In The Life book is part of a special pre-order summer offer through @waterstones.bsky.social Use the code SUMMER25 to get 25%off from the 28th-31st of July! @busterbooks.bsky.social www.waterstones.com/campaign/jul...

Joe is changing the way we think about slugs. And bikes.

Love how @rdcomics.bsky.social used the classic Crash Test Dummies in this week's Phoenix Comic tutorial!

Donuts of Future Pastry? Another awesome Phoenix Comic cover by Neill Cameron!

🔥🌟⚔️ HERO SLAM, a brand new card game, is out VERY SOON! 🔥🌟⚔️ Venture through the enchanted forest, gather a team of heroes, and defeat the Great Evil! But beware, your heroes will fall foul of dangerous sidequests, magical imps, even each other, as you battle to keep them alive!

youtube.com/watch?v=6c_8... Absolutely fantastic video about the Mario Kart series and its music by Mic The Snare.

Making myself a coffee and said out loud to no one, "OK, biscuit-wise, what are we thinking?" 🤘☕️🍪

The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before? That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators. My how times change ...

A Complete Unknown is a great film and perfect for anyone who wants to see Edward Norton sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight".

How to celebrate Flying Ant Day www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Absolutely thrilled to reveal the cover for FLEMBER book five 💛THE GOLDEN HEART💛 publishing this November by DFB (@dfbstoryhouse.bsky.social) as we relaunch the whole series with brand new covers! 🤩 Available to preorder now (links below)!