the calyx and the toyota corolla and the dick and balls and pussy alltogether make a complete flower.

the living world is still so vibrant if you know where to look. don't miss out

i think it's selfish to smell bad and saintly to rip ass

hush. i will be botanizing you soon

Experimenting with various Eldritch invocations and summoned what I'm calling a Glocknado

im being corrupted by characters the television such as blue hubnard on succlaimed soap popera " crappers' tide "

me: echo echo bravo. light em up boyz. i wanna see chevrons on every garage door Spank Leighton of the 101st Mushy Berries: like the nineteen 90s ? me: like goin to granmam house.

bends and twists your shit into a pretzel

i attended a vanilla ice show in kankakee illinois in 2015

scientists do big ultrasound on pregnant godzilla

Flowers get excited when the bees arrive.

Shortly after World War II, I was a slender hound in a small Polish village. Although I was often hungry, my presence eased people's burdens and I was never mistreated.

my capricorn moon is crashing out cause my aries sun is a doofy squash

college: when every one finally became cool. my early 30s: when every one finally attuning my vibrational essence to herbace and woody ornamental, vegble garden , and integrated peps management.

the little machines of the world sicken me

please call me Hey You Slut. ma'am is my mother

your ladys foot should never be cold and alone. get to roobnin'

whutaplant wants. whutaplant needs. watever makes him greenie sets U free.

Getting real into drinking from streams and peering around furtively

my mind whirls with concepts. behold: all the days workadoodle and get car wash.#adulting

[Q] Is the world really gonna end on Weds.? I'm so scared. Please cheer me up. :( [A] Do you wantabraptured You need to get ready,there are signs pointing towards the END of DAYS [2008]

i am a woman with legs

languidcleric420: icould give you my hot medical tea ? me: there r animal talking in my soul yungabsalom: yea ill take your roobush packet watever U got . me: i said the gazelle is beckoning yungabsalom: im trying too order miss. me: the green parrot reads a scroll of gentlemans concern tho.

ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down? JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable. ME: Huh? EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ? ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down. EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain

cottagecore straight edge dwarf. say that five times fast

you dracaena got frosted tips from the sink water. you dracaena got frosted tips from the sink water but im not alowed to do aboutit, because there telling me i need to hang my clothes in rainbow order.

the chimp of bedlam, Jimbon du Capisce, has sent me a flan made of stem cells<3

consumers nowadays need a gimmick to take something seriously. forexample, sorry that i farted and it #smelled

back when the celestials used to give me wet food id say stuff like maildaddy.lucidlucidlucidlucidlucidlucid

been a while since ive posted about my sack of wonders. cuz it's been drained by the celestials ive turned my smooth back to. my back is very smooth

Les Stroud to camera: just dipped my ass in this mountain stream to get a little cold ass going. this will keep me awake for the miles i need to cover today

living ball of trash: de-grease that mug down the middle_of and I'll grant thee a boon . me: cant im italian

damn ! im in some sort of simulation !

DJ Nazzty Energetix: my extended mix has been mixed and now they will all have it for power baby breakfast Hardcress, the Cenote: they will never bump your new single in there po dunk town. me, bumping the new single in my back water area: yo this is almost as good as mycelium or tiny native bees .

my employer is a disease you catch for 8 years and Then Kill Him. Please Kill Him

my friend Preworkout Explosion: they have levied spells against me, Preworkout Explosion me: i would fold you into my league of protection instantly, Preworkout Explosion

me to empty auditore : i hope you know that if any one says i am sensible in matters of state they are speaking hot bobo. i am sensible in matters of revelry. as well as Long Dark Night Of The Bro Sorcerer Emmenarda: ...and is this 'gas leak' in the room with us right now?

i like my comfy home. if you disan gree you can funck of .

they stamped the nutritive facts on me so i can boil fast boil #soon for dinner

elons implant aint shit

theyre changing me into a house on stilts, starting with my butt

the fruit body is squat mushroom

they sent me on the white goose quest when i was asleep , at whichpoint jordeen& mishy came back from crawdadaðen in the crick. i shall not speculate on the small ones great ambition at this time

I'm coming to your organization

in my 'scud pucket' forme, i push against something i cannot name

i have this epicc fat face which is happily getting embroiled in shit

some would place a curse regarding my gentle nerdy appearance.

me: i gotta take a shit. i wanna take a shit Fabiana: i wonder if the animal crossing people ever experienced a self-righteous suicide me: angles deserve too die ? sharplizard12: im scheduling all of you controlled substance. do not say such things about crapping