Given the choice between $1 or a million dinners with Jay-Z I'm taking the million dinners every time. The wisdom I'll gain from Hov's life experience and business acumen during those million dinners will be worth more than the $1.

It drops below 50 degrees and the soup crocks on the top shelf in my kitchen start calling out to me like the Green Goblin mask

The decision to derive much of the third act tension in "Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere" from the technical obstacles encountered in attempting to master the original Colt's Neck tape for release is completely baffling and feels like it was made with specifically me in mind

Electric Nebraska save me

Electric Nebraska save me

<15 ppb of diggity, <1.3 ppm of doubt. This represents levels of both diggity and doubt less than what is considered harmful, per the EPA's 1991 Diggity and Doubt Rule. The maximum contaminant level goal (MCLG) for both diggity and doubt remains zero.

Let's go Mariners :^]

Going WFH breakfast mode

Snack check

What's keeping people from migrating over here is that there aren't 500 accounts that post 4 screenshots from movies 87 times a day

*Paul McCartney voice* the schlong and wiener chode

The Chopping of a Sacred Unc

Well every unc's chopped, baby that's a fact / But maybe every goat that's washed, some day comes back / So put some Clairo on, make your Labubu pretty / Matcha Dubai chocolate Atlantic City

Now that it's almost winter I can really start dressing 😩👌

How it feels to post on Bluesky for the first time in 6 months after getting banished for stealing Hellthread valor

Yeah I fuck with the MCU. The Marytylermoore Cinematic Universe

They're calling me the Birria Enjoyer

Nah they acting like nothing even happened...

Well every unc's chopped, baby that's a fact / But maybe every goat that's washed, some day comes back / So put some Clairo on, make your Labubu pretty / Matcha Dubai chocolate Atlantic City

<15 ppb of diggity, <1.3 ppm of doubt. This represents levels of both diggity and doubt less than what is considered harmful, per the EPA's 1991 Diggity and Doubt Rule. The maximum contaminant level goal (MCLG) for both diggity and doubt remains zero.

Listening to Dark Side of the Moon on repeat while watching hardcore gay pornography, seeing if it syncs up in any meaningful/interesting ways

Nah they acting like nothing even happened...

Let’s stop the wars and I mean ALL of them,,, it’s horrible and I hate what’s going on! This is not what unity is all about!!

A true story about the last 24 hours of my life is that I got dumped on my birthday and she felt bad so afterwards she venmo'd me $10

Talk about union DRIP

Kneecap are the coolest guys on the planet and I for one support everything they say and do

Paul Thomas Anderson is so cool. Imagine being so horny for your art teacher in high school that decades later you end up best friends with her daughters.

Paul Thomas Anderson is so cool. Imagine being so horny for your art teacher in high school that decades later you end up best friends with her daughters.

If you take anything away from my post, I hope it's this:

We are going to win. #StandUpUAW

“In the name of God and of the dead generations from which she receives her old tradition of nationhood, Ireland, through us, summons her children to her flag and strikes for her freedom.”

The media doesn't want you to see that it's not a jail, it's slavery.

UAW members at General Dynamics - Electric Boat are fighting to restore pensions for all. For decades, we've been told that the 401(k) is the only path to retirement security. But what if they’re not telling us the whole truth? www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOi0...

make america healthy again is all about eating more fast food and making lists of queer and autistic people but does not include cheaper or free healthcare which is interesting

that's right fellas, instead of paying them $5000 have u tried telling them affirmations like "let's go mets" and "love da mets baby"

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

Alpha.

Taco dinner, if that sort of thing's still allowed in today's woke culture...

Listening to a baseball game on the radio is simply a world class experience

Nathan Fielder... that's one special type of white boy

It's so awesome that Secretary of Defense was Pete Hegseth's first fulltime job

UAW STAND UP

The New York Baseball Mets are the greatest team in baseball

They're calling it Boy Dinner

I won't speak for others but I want candidates who won't just win the next election but aggressively, unapologetically destroy trumpism and rebuild everything he's broken. If you're too afraid of a 51-49 poll to even talk about an issue I have no faith that will be you