Maris one is on point though

A true story about the last 24 hours of my life is me and this girl got back together and today she dumped me 2 days after my birthday lmao

just found out whats in cheetos. pretty scary! but you know whats more terrifying? they put a freakin cheetos in the white house

fun to see that most of what is in cheetos you would find in any decently stocked pantry and that the more "exotic" ingredients are just a few starches and food colorings

Cake check

Cake check

Dang Cheeto in the white house....

My boy told me to come out to the bar, he's making "black and whites" and folks,

I've just learned that John Schnatter, restauranteur and erstwhile "Papa" from Papa John's pizza franchise, has gotten into the short form video content game, creating YouTube Shorts where he sweatily reacts to viral pizza videos to virtually no engagement

Feels like cheating to use an extended mix but youtu.be/VpXleysIs90?...

At my parents house watching the 2023 Joni Mitchell Gershwin Prize ceremony and my mom is reading aloud a list of all the guys Joni Mitchell banged. "James Taylor... Glenn Fry... Sam Shepherd.... Warren Beatty, oh my goodness...."

People who are mystified by the success of Avatar vs the lack of “cultural footprint” left behind have to remember that a CBS show I’ve never heard of, “Fire County”, is on its fourth season and probably gets higher ratings than “Succession”, people enjoy what they enjoy and don’t intellectualize it

Christmas flex

Laura Palmer's Theme

God Rest You! Merry Gentlemen

I'm locked in

*Steve Winwood voice* I'll be jackin' a guy off again

Would be funny if audiences misinterpreted The Last Temptation of Christ the way they do Marty's crime movies and there was just a cohort of guys walking around thinking that killing Jesus was badass

I am having a multi platform New York Mets crashout

Uncalled for

Happy thanksgiving!

Listened to every Titus Andronicus album at work today. All still bangers

Hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.

Hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.

Really bad to see for various reasons but "ReTruthed"

From San Diego up to Maine, In every mine and mill - Where workers strike and organize It's there you'll find Joe Hill.

They gotta make shit woke again it's getting too crazy out there

If Pringles ever went woke I would conduct a bombing campaign targeting civil infrastructure

Reached out to my dear friend Alan Dershowitz to see how he's feeling about things

How it feels to post on Bluesky for the first time in 6 months after getting banished for stealing Hellthread valor

The Chopping of a Sacred Unc

*Paul McCartney voice* the schlong and wiener chode

Given the choice between $1 or a million dinners with Jay-Z I'm taking the million dinners every time. The wisdom I'll gain from Hov's life experience and business acumen during those million dinners will be worth more than the $1.

Boys have swag Men have CLASS

Listening to Dark Side of the Moon on repeat while watching hardcore gay pornography, seeing if it syncs up in any meaningful/interesting ways

Nah they acting like nothing even happened...

Now that it's almost winter I can really start dressing 😩👌

What a tremendous feature of our society that, above a certain level, there is no consequence for being disastrously wrong in world-altering ways or even any expectation that you have to even admit that you were wrong. I am referring to everyone at @nytimesoped.bsky.social

No need. There's just no need.

This you, dumbass?

If you go to the "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" wikipedia article and click on the name below Mel Brooks's in the "Screenplay by" section of the title block you will get the jump scare of your life.

An interesting piece of trivia about today's New York City mayoral election is that Curtis Sliwa is - to my knowledge - the only candidate who The Clash have a song about youtu.be/8v-VM9fT08E?...

Given the choice between $1 or a million dinners with Jay-Z I'm taking the million dinners every time. The wisdom I'll gain from Hov's life experience and business acumen during those million dinners will be worth more than the $1.