we all know how clingy LWJ gets when he's drunk (ofc your husband loves you you silly pasta) -ko-fi request from Blythe :) #mdzs #BRart

I dreamt The Cloud Recesses was a mattress shop and, you know what? Makes sense. 🌫️🛏️😴 Now imagine LWJ as an employee. He dislikes making small talk but will gladly explain the technical differences between all the products to help people get what they need for a restful, healthy sleep.

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

AU where everything's the same, but the Hitachi Magic Wand is a Gusu Lan invention (for massaging sore muscles! Nothing untoward ofc).

Emperor LWJ is so funny, he definitely drives his court insane. Whenever an issue is brought to his attention, his response is always, "Deal with it."

Ballet AU in which pro dancer Lan Wangji takes a class from classical-prodigy-turned-industry-maverick Wei Wuxian. WWX is somewhat infamous for a scandal in his youth that saw him kicked out of his first company but he made a meteroic comeback after starring in a music video and has since

#MDZS Crowxian loves to drop flowers around LWJ. He's so dedicated that he travels all the way from Burial Mounds to Cloud Recesses with his gifts, interesting little blossoms chosen for his favourite person It's not long before Cloud Recesses starts sprouting demonic weeds

DadJi: Carefully braiding his children's hair, so softly they almost fall asleep on him. DadXian: Using the vacuum hack to make a semi-neat ponytail (which also makes the kids laugh, so it's a double win)

What if WWX accidentally sneaked into the women's section of Cloud Recesses that first time, only to meet closeted Transji looking furious and ready to kick his ass? 😡

#MDZS Vampirexian, appearing at LWJ's second floor window in the middle of the night: 😈 LWJ: Excuse me, sir, you're not obeying the laws of gravity Vampirexian: LWJ: 🤨 Vampirexian: ...

#MDZS #BabyLWJSeason Babyji waddles up to Shufu, his heart full to bursting, his hands fluttering, his very soul trying it's best not to float out of his body Babyji tugs on Shufu's robes Shufu: Mn? Babyji, in a reverent whisper: Did you know bunnies binky when they're happy? 🥹

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Tonight in sad thoughts before bed: Imagine modern LWJ, looking up the Panorama/street view of an address in Baidu maps for Reasons and catching sight of his late best friend (and hopeless crush) WWX captured for posterity in a place he used to frequent when he was still alive.

Octoxian chasing after Merji, grabbing him with his tentacles, so little sucker marks dot his skin long after his prey escapes. Merji then having to explain to shufu where all these strange, red bruises came from, without admitting he keeps getting trussed up by the Yiling Sea Witch🤌 #bottomji

Who is gonna tell lan qiren those are just chicken eggs (Please don't mind how low effort the art is here) #mdzs #BRart

You all know I usually don’t speak against other people in fandom but have you heard that story of how letting a nazi stay at your bar will soon make your entire bar a nazi bar? Maybe think about that a little

There is desire to turn this into another bullying incident in the fandom But it isn't, it's so much worse. Because not only has Pakhnokh been hiding this, she's also profited off people on her patreon, many of whom were horrified to find they were supporting a zionist.

A Series of Unfortunate events but it's the Junior quartet going from a bad situation to a worse one during MDZS. Meanwhile, Hanguang-jun writes overdramatic love letters to his darling, dearest, dead Wei Ying.

Be aware that another shitty bill has been introduced: The SCREEN Act. If passed, it would require Full. Age. Verification. Like KOSA, call all your reps & tell them what a horrible idea this is. Spread this pls. Link: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c... #screenact #badinternetbills #stopkosa

missing snow leopardji hours #MDZS #Wangxian

lan-er-gongzi won't you spare me a look? #MDZS #Wangxian

Rabbit troubles 🐰Part 1 of 3 🐰Aged up Characters 🐰Prank gone wrong 🐰Rabbit Hybrid LWJ for #TopxianBottomjiExchange2025 #MDZS #WangXian

Rabbit troubles 🐰Part 2 of 3 🐰Prank gone wrong 🐰Rabbit Hybrid LWJ #MDZS #WangXian

Rabbit troubles 🐰Part 3 of 3 🐰Prank gone wrong 🐰Rabbit Hybrid LWJ #MDZS #WangXian

local class clown knocks over the hall monitor #MDZS #Wangxian

TLC #MDZS #Wangxian

it's my birthday. have bunny boy lan wangji #MDZS #LanWangji

Swing of the heart 💞 #art #bunnies #cottagecore

For anyone unaware, @/pakhnokh_art is a zionist living in occupied Palestine. She has been making art mocking Palestinians for years and has been liking tweets calling them terrorists, making fun of the water shortage in Gaza, and spreading Oct 7th propaganda Evidence thread: x.com/JieJie_AiNi/...

Create NSFW art Porn is not evil, sex is not abhorrent, pleasure is not a crime Even if you don't agree with all kinks doesn't mean they should be allowed to censor art This is why we have tags and the blick button, not megacorps deciding what we can and cannot like Always resist oppression

Call call call. Visa is literally begging us to stop calling and send emails. Calls cost them way more money and they can't use key words to filter them out

LWJ starts to follow a new instagram bunny account. There are two bunnies - Arugola and Menace. Pet accounts usually follow a certain script. You see the (mis)adventures, but you also learn their milestones, favourite treats... and the story of their names.

Super cute summer reference set with Oneka dropping the 4th!

#MDZS The moment LQR sees LWJ's newborn daughter, held so carefully in his nephew's arms, he feels like he's transported back all those years ago when newborn LWJ was placed in his arms for the first time Such a small little cabbage, pink and angry looking, now mirrored in LWJ's child

Imagine adult LWJ who still checks his school crush WWX's social media to see what he's doing (he's talented at everything!) and to catch a glimpse of his handsome face years after they've stopped talking. Then one day WWX posts the pic of a tiny baby fist holding his finger and cute emojis 🥹

love on repeat 🎧 My Heart to Your Beat bonus scenes 🎧 trans LWJ 🎧 celebrity WWX 🎧 unrelenting fluff 🎧 rated T

Wangxian get baby A-Yuan and obviously a couple of months later they're practically sleep-deprived zombies. So LXC, as the excellent brother and uncle he is, volunteers to take care of A-Yuan for a weekend. He already had plans with his best friend NMJ but he'll understand, right?

#BabyLWJSeason Babyji: *slowly sneaking a bunny into his pocket, certain he's undetected LQR: A-Zhan! That rabbit lives here. Return it to it's friends, please Babyji: *pouts, but gently frees the bun Xianxian: Hehehe And that's how LQR wonders how they now have 10 bunnies

KPDH Wangxian AU, with YLLZ as a demon idol who is luring humans to his concert to steal their souls. His latest album is doing numbers and his fans are growing by the second, so it's easy for him to pull in huge crowds for his concerts

#MDZS LWJ, sitting down carefully next to LSZ who is doing his homework: LSZ, looking up at the diligence his diedie uses to arrange his robes around himself: 🤔 LWJ, releasing a slow, slow breath: LSZ, putting his homework away: Where did you see the bug? LWJ: In my bedroom

drawing eyes, my enemy

it's my birthday. have bunny boy lan wangji #MDZS #LanWangji

#MDZS AU where WWX somehow lives after the siege of Burial Mounds and roams the cultivation world, a solitary wraith who flits through the shadows, part man, part ominous ghost If you see him, you'll hear him whispering to his 'son', A-Yuan

I know I constantly talk about MetalXian (which is such a delicious concept to me) but hear me out: Metalhead!NMJ He'd be such a powerhouse 🤘🏽

Once again thinking about Dadxian bringing his newly adopted son to his uni classes. Most professors either ignore A-Yuan or just smile briefly at him at the start or end of class. Not LQR. He stays at least 5 minutes after each class, reviewing and praising A-Yuan's drawings.

TLC #MDZS #Wangxian

Are They Dating or Friends With Benefits?, Don't Ask Me I Have No Clue

I just think that Wangxianmian...

Late mermay #mdzs thought Merman!WWX au Wei Wuxian travels far across sea and land because he catches the scent of another of his kind. He’d only seen landers from a distance before but he’s adapting well. After his second fight he stops using his legs as much. Gripping and flipping someone

Companion 🧵, #mdzs au (mer!wwx, ? !lwj) LWJ’s backstory (up to 1st meet) ~ little #lanwangji & his mum Lan Zhan’s mother was ill. That was what he had been told. Whenever she pulled him onto her lap he could hear the change in her breathing. He would tense in her arms, scared it would get worse,