I don’t know if this is a side effect of taking antidepressants in the past, given I felt somewhat emotionally cold prior to them, but I do think they’ve numbed me, especially when it comes to crying. I literally can’t, even when I want to. It’s like the hand is on the tap but it just won’t turn.

Sunday, approx 2000ft high.

I think I may be slightly sprained my ankle. It didn’t like it when I stood up and now won’t stop aching 🥹

Despite the looks, this was one seriously tasty 🍔

Do a little hike, it will be fun…

My hotel is surrounded by gyms. All the men in the supermarket are walking 🍑.

Saturday. First ☁️ in a week.

Norwegian crisps are sexy. A sweet (although mild) vinegar. The potato tho 🤤. Curious if @nigella.bsky.social has tried them (and how they’re ranked if she has)

Mordor on the Orient Express

Again there is no money for a postal service that works, for railways, buses, for libraries, for housing, for your collapsing council, for care, for paying civil servants, for the NHS. There are billions for tech firms for a OPTIONAL ID card for British Citizens.

Going 🚆 to Bergen

Might have overdone it.

Friday

Starmer says past governments have been "squeamish" talking about immigration. Bullshit. Starmer isn't bravely breaking a taboo. He's blaming vulnerable people & deflecting attention from the super rich who hoard power & wealth. Want something better? join.greenparty.org.uk

Given Labour didn’t see a need to do away with the silly requirement for ID for voting, I can’t wait for them to make the digital ID the only recognised type when they launch it.

Witnessed a Eurovision postcard in the wild.

Thursday

My view for the next two nights.

Norwegian train announcements ahead of the next station: “We will arrive in about 5-6 minutes” Every time 😂

Imagine if the news didn’t give air to crap.

A little treat before I leave Oslo and get on the 🚆

Me, parenting

Fingers crossed you can beam Chakotay into space.

👓 ⛷️

Spot the ⛪️

How to tell you’re in Scandinavia:

Three pairs of couples I’ve taken 📸 for today.

Quote with your reaction to getting left behind.

Nothing like an emergency alert popping up in Norwegian and accidentally clearing it so you have to wait an hour for a news outlet to report what it was. An explosion in Oslo with no injuries (suspected grenade of all thing). The alert was warning people to stay away from the area.

⛪️

10 museums/galleries in 24 hours.

Suffice to say having seen enough of this work, I don’t like Munch.

Today I ponder the important questions like: Viking? But not Vikween?

Anti-autism campaigner, Karen Hoyland, 40, commented: “I love my child but I hate his autism. The other day I came home to find him lining up his guns, instead of playing with them like a normal kid.”

Post a random Star Trek image

Going to avoid Instagram and TikTok whilst I’m away. It will likely mean more of me on here, but my loss is your gain.

🌅

She was worth it.

Initial thoughts on Oslo. Cute. Dinky. Spenny.

Editor: You get those photos of Winona Ryder and Sigourney Weaver? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sapphic just like you asked. Editor: what

Seems I’m premature in accepting my 40s. Spent the past 10 mins walking around Gatwick looking at prices and muttering “that’s daylight robbery”.

favourite 10 tv comedies in no particular order: ‘Allo ‘Allo Broad City Schitt’s Creek I Love Lucy Keeping Up Appearances The Good Life The Thick of It Veep Goodness Gracious Me Derry Girls

The Lib Dems rn

The man who hid in a fridge.

Heterosexuals....

I Party You Party She/He/They Party We Party You Party They Party Our Party Your Party

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

Dutch late night TV has its take