You look like the sort of person who has funfetti in their vocabulary.

Couples with profiles on dating apps

Drop a lawyer

Carry on Cruising

So, just to confirm, the BBC can’t keep Robin Ince on the air because his trans allyship brings the organisation into disrepute, but they can keep David Walliams, who performed Nazi salutes at the recording of this very show, on the air despite him being predatory towards women. Cool. Very normal.

It’s a ginger Borg cube.

Father Christmas’ North Pole = Epstein’s Island

Trekkies should be able to guess what this is…

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

Kylie’s no.1…

Curious to read those leaked bbc guidelines, I can’t find them anywhere online.

As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE

Crochet cardigan done. Also my first ever knitted garment, a vest.

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go….

Someone I was speaking to today thought I was too young for 35mm photo cameras 🥹🥹🥹

It’s the colour of my living room 😂 it’s inaccurate though. I don’t have any furry peaches.

Brad Pitt has had face lifts….

Sainsburys truly are a bunch of money robbing cunts with their constant price hikes.

Formal complaint about my ongoing property issue sent. 😮‍💨

Mike Nichols was truly a great director, and I don’t think that’s said enough.

Super interesting how he has more energy for this than for those far-right marches where people were calling for his government to be overthrown.

Celeb spot of the day: Andrew Scott.

I did a series over the last few years on Instagram based on food in film, recreating dishes and bakes from 25 films. This is my last one for now from Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn.

Had the frankest conversation with my brother today. Genuinely felt good, plus I can’t remember the last time I spent just the day alone with him. ☺️

We didn’t, and we did.

A liquorice allsort update

Homemade jumper day

What actor’s facial expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?

Me: I don’t hold grudges. Also me: ‘member when I wasn’t comfortable with someone bringing their terfy bf last min to meet me & others going to Black Pride. Later I went to theirs, they didn’t even offer me tap water, we just sat as they tried to make me feel bad. Also me: I don’t hold grudges.

This was real to me as a child….

I present you. Jacob’s peachy buns.

Some of my work over the years!

After 21 years, finally saw this in its entirety. It was nice to see the crazy 88 fight scene in all its glory on the big screen, although I’d seen it in my youth as it was on the Japanese dvd.

Who has made this 🤣

Well, that long celibacy period is over it seems.

My mum styled the wigs/hair pieces for Oddbod Jnr.

The average Eurofan has finally woken up. Only took 'em three years

Frostpunk 2 is finally on sale!!!

The EBU and Eurovision should rot.

I’m not going to bleat on about it but it has been a LONG time since something affected me as much as Pillion. Like I think the last thing was Weekend but that was such a literal moment, Pillion it was just one gesture which still makes me 🥹 thinking about it.

i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...

Looooooool

Okay Pillion has fucked me up emotionally it seems.

Me after seeing Pillion

Time for Pillion.

“Oh yes it is!” Wonder if they’ll add this to Corbyn’s panto.

Rather jarring. Watching ep 2 of Stranger Things S5 and Notes On A Scandal score starts playing.