Had a dream that there was a website where you could bid on ai versions of famous people doing work for you and 3 hours of ai Sam Altman went for 300 million dollars

Folks this one might actually kill me, double flu/covid vax got hands this year

Customer got mad at me because he asked what we did with our plastic bags and I told him we've only ever carried paper and he called me a liar

Putting the entire bankroll on Mariners to win the World Series

Another $25 to ra.co

I'm so sick and tired of my boss wanting me to be his friend and worse, his therapist

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Chat what do we think

Corvids are lovely no matter where I find them, like this Large-billed Crow I saw in Hokkaido #birds 🪶

I never post thirst traps, so let's change that. Wearing this to the club tonight

It's not small, I'm just a grower not a shower. No it doesn't get hard anymore either why do you ask

It's time for a ✨ Depressive Episode ✨

Successfully pitched my boss into letting me sell prints in the store :)

Streets, Japan:

Buildings, Japan:

Trains, Japan:

Power Lines, Japan:

Worth it, though. (Huge thanks to @else.social for doing most of the work)

nvm I stopped having to do font selection for a graphic design project and I'm fine now

Wow drinking too much for 3 days and overexerting yourself the whole time makes you feel like absolute dogshit and breakdown eventually. Who could have seen this coming

I know im approximately 14 years late to the party but I just watched the 2011 Canada GP and hey what the FUCK

chat what the fuck

>stand up at bus stop >Earbuds case rolls off lap >Case opens, buds roll into street >Bus drives over them, stops on top >Woman next to me who watched the whole thing looks at me and shrugs her shoulders

if she misses a single call fans are going to start inventing new misogynistic slurs no one's ever heard of before

This is him btw— Burara aquilina

I love gamifying being in nature there's no better high than finding out that that moth I saw is a species with 30 total observations on iNat

Gonna dump many of the shots from the NPB game I went to last month

if I got possessed by an evil spirit named fucking turbo granny, and then my friend got possessed by the evil eye I would be so pissed and jealous

I took soooooo many photos at the NPB game I went to in the Tokyo Dome. Canon should pay me for this one, imo

Dawg look at my fucking horse I'm so proud of her

Happy #waderwednesday! Plovers always look sort of mournful to me, and this one, paired with the litter in the foreground, is no exception #birds 🪶

"you look happier" Thanks, it's because I've stopped trying to ID adolescent gulls

My favorite tiktok account right now is a guy who pretends to be a girl and catfishes guys on hinge so that they tell him their favorite fishing spots and then he steals the spot and rates it on a tier list

GOD BLESS PARK RANGERS RAAAAAAAAAAAAA

All my little keyring knickknacks from Japan just gone, idec about the important things on it those hurt way more

90% sure I left my keys in a portapotty in a park 3 days ago I'm gonna end it all

Having the type of day that needs to end with polysubstance abuse

Quietly apologize to the pork

Drank too much at the function and threw up all night but on the plus side doing so also rid my throat of the frog that's been in it for like 2 weeks so that's pretty cool

Was looking at Fenway on Google Maps and apparently there's an Indeed specifically for building submarines

I have strayed far from God's light

90% of the photos I took in Meguro--both on my camera and on my phone-- are just gone. Pretty spooky.

this was the best photo of an azure-winged magpie I was able to get while in Japan lol. Can't catch em all... #birds

in the mines

Sports gets a lot more fun once you realize it's all yaoi. AND yuri!

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Does anyone want to let me take photos of them wearing horse ears running around on a horse race track

So happy to be back to work a guy asked when we moved because he remembered the old location and I said just over 2 years ago and he got really mad and accused me of lying to him

Sir are you lost (we got him outside safely) #birds 🪶

I like shapes #birds 🪶