maybe winter birding ain't that bad after all

The thing about hypnosis for me, is that it is the wielding and application of the most potent, powerful tool for changing one's behaviours, presentation, and mindset: An excuse.

I've had a 4 lifer week (in December!?!) capped off by this Snowy Owl half a mile from where I work! Sadly didn't have my camera with me but I was so lucky he was still there after my shift ended

photos from my band’s first show :3

5:39AM N Train

I am a house built on loose sand and the house is hosting a party and the bass is shaking the walls

That was fast

Last night was the crossing of the threshold

I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING

American Bittern in downtown Boston lol #birds 🪶

Big fan of my new coat but I'm seriously not beating the librarian allegations

I have never seen a little league mistake that bad during that big a moment oh my God Phillies

Guy named Schlittler having a generational start for the Yankees I'm gonna kms

WAIT THATS THE WRONG DURAN ABORT ABORT

Goodbye New York it's been a blast as always

Sparrow en route to the big apple

Had a dream that there was a website where you could bid on ai versions of famous people doing work for you and 3 hours of ai Sam Altman went for 300 million dollars

Folks this one might actually kill me, double flu/covid vax got hands this year

Customer got mad at me because he asked what we did with our plastic bags and I told him we've only ever carried paper and he called me a liar

Putting the entire bankroll on Mariners to win the World Series

Another $25 to ra.co

I'm so sick and tired of my boss wanting me to be his friend and worse, his therapist

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Chat what do we think

Corvids are lovely no matter where I find them, like this Large-billed Crow I saw in Hokkaido #birds 🪶

I never post thirst traps, so let's change that. Wearing this to the club tonight

It's not small, I'm just a grower not a shower. No it doesn't get hard anymore either why do you ask

It's time for a ✨ Depressive Episode ✨

Successfully pitched my boss into letting me sell prints in the store :)

Streets, Japan:

Buildings, Japan:

Trains, Japan:

Power Lines, Japan:

Worth it, though. (Huge thanks to @else.social for doing most of the work)

nvm I stopped having to do font selection for a graphic design project and I'm fine now

Wow drinking too much for 3 days and overexerting yourself the whole time makes you feel like absolute dogshit and breakdown eventually. Who could have seen this coming

I know im approximately 14 years late to the party but I just watched the 2011 Canada GP and hey what the FUCK

chat what the fuck

>stand up at bus stop >Earbuds case rolls off lap >Case opens, buds roll into street >Bus drives over them, stops on top >Woman next to me who watched the whole thing looks at me and shrugs her shoulders

if she misses a single call fans are going to start inventing new misogynistic slurs no one's ever heard of before

This is him btw— Burara aquilina

I love gamifying being in nature there's no better high than finding out that that moth I saw is a species with 30 total observations on iNat

Gonna dump many of the shots from the NPB game I went to last month

if I got possessed by an evil spirit named fucking turbo granny, and then my friend got possessed by the evil eye I would be so pissed and jealous

I took soooooo many photos at the NPB game I went to in the Tokyo Dome. Canon should pay me for this one, imo

Dawg look at my fucking horse I'm so proud of her

Happy #waderwednesday! Plovers always look sort of mournful to me, and this one, paired with the litter in the foreground, is no exception #birds 🪶