If I ever speak with excitement about selling something on Facebook marketplace, it means I've been taken against my will and the cyanide capsule in my tooth isn't working.

Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I'd like to call the Chief Hype Officer to the stand.

I'm usually not a Lamborghini guy, but the Temerario looks great.

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Prison Mike

The format literally ruining the career of the US’ top racing prospect. Just tell Trackhouse to buy a real race car and race in a real series, like IMSA or WEC

Driving to the checkered flag at the Mexican Grand Prix like

I didn’t expect the Criterion closet to be so small and cold

We may have lost the Freedom 100 but at least we have the Martinsville Miatas

Whether it's MX-5s or GR Cup, I'm impressed every time I see Westin Workman race. I hope someone's looking at him for a Pilot Challenge seat.

MX-5 Cup photo finish at Martinsville. Imagine telling someone that five years ago.

I'm so excited to see MX-5 Cup at IMS next year.

Somebody get me a doctor

I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

Schumacher just went off T10

All these people here on a Monday afternoon in October to watch testing, but IndyCar has to finish by Labor Day or it’ll turn into a pumpkin 🤷‍♂️

Am I the only one that sees the Rexy skeleton livery and thinks of Phoebe Bridgers?

Hell yeah

My meme may be ugly, but it's correct

I do not regret to inform you that DHH DNFed right in front of me.

"NASCAR is evil. You should support IMSA instead" hits hard if you're stupid

When people are surprised a NASCAR driver is conservative

Sometimes, motorsports gets it. SCCA Solo Nats competitor is protested on Day 1 in a ladies class for being trans. Protest committee rules aggrieved party should get fucked into the sun. Day 2 the rest of class shows support for the protested party on way to her first run. She would go on to win.

Christ on a Bike was RIGHT THERE

Certified banger race

You do not need to boycott IndyCar because ICE used a graphic with an IndyCar on it without series consent.

It’s very important to know that Lee Greenwood’s “Proud to be an American” is playing while this truck drives around.

The music selection on the IMS PA is so much worse when NASCAR is in town

Hell yeah Kyffin

I wish I lived in a town with a decent movie theater. F1 and Superman are calling my name.

I can’t help but wonder if Newgarden needs a change of scenery. The vibes just aren’t right.

I'm not normally an AI doomer, but OMG the promotional poster my local dirt track posted 🤢

Someone needs to sit the NASCAR on Fox crew down and tell them Frankie Muniz isn't as big a celebrity as they think he is.

Teaser on a monorail for Super Speedway in S5E5 of Frasier

I can’t help but wonder if Newgarden needs a change of scenery. The vibes just aren’t right.

RHR is actually a pretty good broadcaster

I guess USAC isn't the only ones not paying the light bill

Okay, *one* king

Flipping through the channels and found an all-timer

sometimes before the race nascar drivers will gather round and say “let’s do a silly one``

They're flying at the height of the helicopters in Project Cars 3

I regret to inform you that I balled out at the Memorabilia Show.

RHR just made me laugh so hard I can't stop coughing

Is Shwartzy the first Jewish Indy 500 polesitter?

Agreed! If someone isnt adding to the broadcast, they don't need to be there. He's not adding to it, if anything, his lack of basic education is taking away and an embarrassment. An uneducated broadcaster can make or break it for new fans.

My rooting interests in qualifying are for whatever cars would look funniest in the museum display. Leaning toward Felix's Creed car right now.

Absolutely incredible what Shwartzman has done this weekend

When it’s 5:50 P.M. and you’re the IMS employee informing people qualifying is over