This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)

Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie: 6/10 We may have Lived Too Más. The aftertaste stayed with me for so long. I love Taco Bell, I love Mountain Dew, and I appreciate their partnership and innovation. this one isn’t for the faint of heart.

I think a lot about the time @pollymosendz.bsky.social said in the Fyre festival documentary "If you've never been out on bail before, that's the time in your life where you want to be committing the least amount of crimes"

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

We made life hard for wild turkeys. We worked hard to reintroduce wild turkeys and help them get reestablished in the state. We get annoyed by the chaos they now cause in cities. We embrace them as symbols of anarchy. They don’t think about us at all. www.startribune.com/the-triumph-...

Several administration officials said they were grappling with how to carry on with their jobs while a federal investigation loomed over so many top bosses. “My mind is blown right now.” https://buff.ly/4efwCPI

In today’s edition of New Yorkers are kind but not nice: a teenage boy helped me find a diamond that fell out of my wedding band when I dropped it on a *white and grey textured pebbled* sidewalk then waved me off while wearing headphones as I tried to thank him 100 times for doing the impossible

Never forget a few years ago when my then-92 year old grandmother sent me this picture that she'd taken on her ipad and then added text to, because she wanted me to know an animal had taken a bite out of this tomato the previous night. 🤣 Her meme game beats mine!

best thing at the state fair hands down was this hilariously tiny zucchini shunted off to the side in the Very Large Zucchini display

My lovely fiancée Polly helps her mom run a little jewelry and handmade textiles studio, and they’re having a sale online through Saturday—their last before the holidays. It’s beautiful stuff, and I hope you’ll check it out. www.etsy.com/shop/Silkand...

My mom’s little Etsy shop has all kinds of goodies on sale this weekend! Do some holiday shopping here: www.etsy.com/shop/Silkand...

i wish i had four heads so i could wear every one of these hats at the same time

All other lakes are inferior.

I just really like when boats get stuck. Like so much.

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