the con crud is real and i am at its mercy 😭

girls who are gonna be okay

i regret to inform y’all i have the impulse control of a toddler. i do, however, believe that pokopia will fix my depression. watch this space.

NO ONE loves a 62 and sunny day more than mr. finn the cat

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I simply cannot choose between my babies

i just now figured out bluesky integration so it didn’t share on its own, but thank you SO MUCH @kaciethings.bsky.social for enabling my crafty endeavors 😭🩷

Currently seeing Ina Garten live on her mini book tour. This is my thunderdome.

ily so much @ro-the-mo.bsky.social for making sure my babies can always travel with me 💜

BENITO 🩷😭

i finished crocheting this sweater yesterday, but otto is the real star 🌟

i love you chat i love you dj fishbob @carmbern.bsky.social

my friend's uncle got taken by ICE so any way you can help him and his family out is greatly appreciated ❤️ gofund.me/ca11442f7

found a hamtaro gachapon machine today. got enough dopamine for at least a week!!!

2016 Mel (*you hear Trap Queen by Fetty Wap playing in the distance)

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my baby boy is one year old 🥹🩷

unfortunately it appears as if consumerism is about to hit me like a bus

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had to update my phone for work to 26.1… why does everything look round and wet

y’all mind if we get a little festive?

y’all am i crazy or is the wednesday skullpanda giving @witchsocks.bsky.social ???

aaaaaand back with the three-peat 🤠 @samantonioli.com @halfmoonjoe.com

Enzo’s first thanksgiving was a success! So grateful for all of you 💜

romanticizing this time last week where i was meeting my favorite authors in one of my favorite places with my favorite people 😭

COVID got me, gals 😭

10/10 chance i’ll cry

Only 1 more day until the Stardew Concert, a week in Charleston, AND my favorite literary festival of the year 🥹

happy halloween, divas!!!!

my bubus dress better than me

while big brother otto is still in the puppy hospital, we can still have fun!!!!

poor mr. otto has to spend the day at the puppy hospital after a rough night. i’m totally fine and not crashing out at all!!!!

what radicalized me? hot eco-goths.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

dreaming that i’m still on vacay, drinking pineapple mules 😭

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes!! 🥹 I love this community with my whole heart 💜

no a/c in the uber on my birthday just feels hateful idk

the diva is finally on vacation 😭

last work day before i’m finally off FOR A WHOLE WEEK for my birthday 😭

How am I supposed to leave these sweet boys to go on vacation next week 😭

finally watched kpop demon hunters and unfortunately now it’s all i can think about

if you’re looking for sapphic yearning and toxic lesbian vampires, bury our bones in the midnight soil needs to be next on your list

BIG shoutout to @captjeffa.bsky.social for always enabling my hyperfixations 🌈

happy sourdough szn to all who celebrate!!!!

I’m a MOTHER.

missed national schnauzer day yesterday like an absolute FOOL.

ok yeah i get the mystery box hype. the labubus are on the way.

mr. enzo was very brave for his surgery today!!!

she’s still a work in progress but i just wanted everyone to see how stunning these colors are working up 😭