Kim Davis crawled out from under her rock and saw the constitution so that means 6 more years of marriage equality

The Kool-Aid man struck again last night

Hear me out: Lord of The Rings (trilogy) is a Thanksgiving movie.

I want to thank everyone who did not call it Hallowe’en this year. You da real heroes

New drag name: Angie O’Plasty

I won’t cry at work, I won’t cry at work, I won’t..

Literally me

Im at work, so will this work for tummy Tuesday?

It’s looking very fall-y today

Area Man Could Eat https://theonion.com/area-man-could-eat-1819571856/

Autumn might just be my favorite time of year. I’m not constantly sweating and all the boys want a good cuddle

@bhamblues.bsky.social would like this drag show

In horses intended for WHAT?

I think I might start a Stranger Things re-watch tonight to get ready for the final season.

I think I might be a little autistic because my mother was taking Pirin tablets when she was filling out my adoption paperwork

So you’re telling me that Lebubu and Delulu are NOT the same thing?

Facebook really just served me an ad with a rainbow flag on fire encouraging me to find a true “Bible preaching anti-woke” church. Fuck all of that

Have some empathy, Charlie would’ve HATED that.

I'm with the droids on this one

Yall, I’m so tired of having to tell my older lonely gay friends that the hot guy who is talking to them online isn’t real and the “videos” they get are ai generated voice and all.

For once, I agree with Arby’s

FAQ: Yes, I do wish I was at DragonCon. Yes, I have been saying since last year's con that I would definitely put aside the money to go to this years con. Yes, I am starting to say the same thing about next year's con. No, i probably won't remember to get passes for next year until its too late.

I spent time in downtown Birmingham today. It almost feels like a real city.

We’ve reached the “democrats are a terrorist organization” stage of American facism a lot faster than I thought we would.

I posted a picture on my snap story about waking up with pretty bad anxiety. Granted I was shirtless, it was by no means a thirst trap. Here are some choice replies: “I wish you were in me” “Like your nips sucked?” “Aww still sexy though” “Still hot af!”

My work did a day today. I was told several times that I’m old for being born in the 80s

James Dobson is dead. Good.

Fb dating coming in with a real winner today. Yes his opening message is “baby please”

“How should we like it were stars to burn With a passion for us we could not return? If equal affection cannot be, Let the more loving one be me.” - W.H. Auden

Two years clean and this is the shit being served to me via adbots

Me opening up bsky today

So serious question: when American consumers are forced to pay these tariffs, where does that money go? To whom are we paying that money?

Today I’m celebrating 2 years clean from various party drugs! I never thought I’d be measuring my sobriety in years, but here we are.

NGL answer time! Bout to open my inbox and see what we got:

You know it occurs to me: No, there isn’t a massive government cover up about contact with aliens or UFOs. You know Shitler would’ve released that info as a distraction already.

ngl.link/beardybooknerd Ask away and I’ll post answers in a thread in the morning!

Okay look, this is @alicewetterlund.bsky.social 's fault. If we had to hear it, you do, too. #StrangeNewWorlds

I find myself beginning the process of looking for a better job and all I feel is dread opening Indeed or LinkedIn. How do people job hunt these days?

I’m watching the 1998 Lost In Space movie and hooboy it does NOT hold up. How a movie can be packed with acting powerhouses and still have some of the most wooden line readings I’ve ever heard. And whoever dubbed over Jared Harris should be publicly flogged

this person is just so. damn. pretty.

Confession: I don’t know what a labubu is, and at this point I’m afraid to ask.

Am I the only one that feels like nobody fucks anymore unless its a "collab" or "making content"? I mean its not like i'm getting offers for onlyfans, but ive seen several posts talking about having friends over to collab for OF and just.... nvm siri delete post

star wars themed strip club called jar jar kinks

Coming home from surgery at the Hospital today and the nurse said “your anesthesia will last for about a day so don’t make any big purchases for the next 24 hours” and I laughed because she seems to think I have “big purchase” money.

To everyone saying “the republicans are going to hate all this power they’re giving the president when the next democratic president takes office!”

I think Jurassic Park: The Lost World gave us the BEST insult ever delivered on film. “Careful….This suit cost more than your education”

Gotta watch out for those coyote spirits

At least it’s not raining today…. Yet