Zach M
@beardybooknerd.bsky.social
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A writer, a reader, a dairy-free creamer Birmingham, Al 🏳️🌈
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k_the_okayest
2 days ago
"Look out, baby girl. I'm gonna Zefram that Cochrane."
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Anna Kat is trying to help pack by checking the cat-ability of the boxes
4 days ago
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Horny? On Snapchat? Groundbreaking.
6 days ago
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If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses🤓
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
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“Good. What a shame to be 42 years old and not completely covered in scars. They’re the evidence of a life fully lived “ -Harrison Ford as Paul ‘Shrinking’
7 days ago
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Took the pups out for a walk this morning while it was still cool. Kurama has taste in graffiti
7 days ago
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pnwpolicyangel aka Angelita 👼
7 days ago
I don’t even have words for this.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Bronze Age Babies
6 months ago
Periodic reminder to punch a Nazi.
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Ahsoka was giving witches familiar
11 days ago
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Oh google thinks it’s clever
13 days ago
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Ok, ILL SAY IT
13 days ago
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Rewatching this absolutely bonkers movie tonight. It doesn’t deserve any Oscars but it’s pure sci-fi bubble gum
#jupiterascending
14 days ago
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Hey bro, lemme get a hit of that Waffle House teleporter
29 days ago
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Congrats to the cast of
#SNLuk
Great first episode! Definitely could sense some debut jitters. A few sketch misses but overall a strong premiere!
29 days ago
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This game is gay, right?
about 1 month ago
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“And he was wearing glasses to show that time had passed”
about 1 month ago
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They Might Be Giants
about 1 month ago
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I’ve always enjoyed the ballet
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
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I’m so incredibly excited for SNL UK!
about 1 month ago
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Still what i think of when I check the news
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about 1 month ago
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I’ve had an interesting week! Thankfully the surgery went well and I’m home resting!
about 2 months ago
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Look, I don’t know what a looksmaxx is and at this point I’m afraid to ask.
about 2 months ago
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On the train to London with sleep in our eyes
2 months ago
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Reader, I said yes.
2 months ago
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Wow this Wendy’s does everything!
2 months ago
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Had a lovely tea this afternoon at Richmond Tea Room in Manchester
2 months ago
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Moira in Manchester
2 months ago
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Saw some sights around York today
2 months ago
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Enjoying my time in the UK again. Surrounded by love
2 months ago
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Kim Davis crawled out from under her rock and saw the constitution so that means 6 more years of marriage equality
5 months ago
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The Kool-Aid man struck again last night
6 months ago
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Hear me out: Lord of The Rings (trilogy) is a Thanksgiving movie.
6 months ago
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I want to thank everyone who did not call it Hallowe’en this year. You da real heroes
6 months ago
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New drag name: Angie O’Plasty
6 months ago
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I won’t cry at work, I won’t cry at work, I won’t..
6 months ago
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Literally me
6 months ago
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Im at work, so will this work for tummy Tuesday?
6 months ago
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It’s looking very fall-y today
6 months ago
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The Onion
6 months ago
Area Man Could Eat
https://theonion.com/area-man-could-eat-1819571856/
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Autumn might just be my favorite time of year. I’m not constantly sweating and all the boys want a good cuddle
6 months ago
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@bhamblues.bsky.social
would like this drag show
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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In horses intended for WHAT?
6 months ago
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I think I might start a Stranger Things re-watch tonight to get ready for the final season.
6 months ago
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I think I might be a little autistic because my mother was taking Pirin tablets when she was filling out my adoption paperwork
7 months ago
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So you’re telling me that Lebubu and Delulu are NOT the same thing?
7 months ago
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Facebook really just served me an ad with a rainbow flag on fire encouraging me to find a true “Bible preaching anti-woke” church. Fuck all of that
7 months ago
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Have some empathy, Charlie would’ve HATED that.
7 months ago
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I'm with the droids on this one
8 months ago
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Yall, I’m so tired of having to tell my older lonely gay friends that the hot guy who is talking to them online isn’t real and the “videos” they get are ai generated voice and all.
8 months ago
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For once, I agree with Arby’s
8 months ago
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