Karlach x Hellboy

sorry for not bg3 posting i still love maeve and astarion but i hate performing online

im so brainrotted i thought this was fem astarion for a good few minutes

i keep seeing fuckass comments from ppl asking to just keep the bond between the creature and elizabeth as maternal like its BOTH it is both romantic and maternal and mary shelley wrote it that way ON PURPOSE im gonna CRASHOUT

i have plans that i cannot share with yall bc the haters will sabotage me

so called "free thinkers" when the blinds are open

gothic is coming back into the mainstream but i fear there is no more media literacy to handle it

it is so impossible to scroll on pinterest without accidentally clicking an ad

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Faith #Astarion #BG3

my art for the first week of #SpawNovember Astarion: our favorite adventurer and hero 🦇🌻

now that im dating i think all the bisexual discourse is cos you guys cant pull and ur projecting that onto bi women

republicans be like "ahhhhh mamdani is gonnna install sharia law. we have to take away womens right to vote"

i think she might be the one

the date was on sunday, it went so well and we're going out again tonight

A little scene and some gesture practice 🤍

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Had to share this from twitter just because

Little break~ Warmy, fluffy onesies #Chibistarion #ChibiTav

i love seeing people still debate what gojo said to geto right before he died. it always gets so heated and deep but the most likely answer is that akutami couldnt come up with anything and passed it off as "its a secret"

Marcus the worm Oil on 8x10 canvas

this is actually crazy cos i know the bitches buying from cherry kitten do not know who astarion is

im so sick of piercing shops listing their piercings for $50 and then in the fine print it says "but u gotta pay $50 for the jewelry on top of that" JUST LIST IT FOR $100

i hate men why do you see a goth girl and automatically ask me to peg you. im not even into that and your asshole that hasnt been washed since ur mom stopped giving u baths is not going to convince me to

i know my brain is healing from being online bc i can problem solve again and im not panicking when things go wrong

so does the slowed + reverbed version of Sonne just play automatically at the cologne cathedral

i was gonna be a vampire for real halloween but i fear i looked too good as raven

last night i lived out this tweet except i was 3 when she graduated high school

Behind the scene

Astarion and Violet commission for @/cookiechlor (twt)

i just wanna brag about how hot i look tonight

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

we're going on a date alexa play lesbian vampires from outer space

hot vampire i was in a vampire contest with just asked me for coffee

two amnesiac sharrans, what could possibly happan

how it feels to watch millennial tumblr fanfic vets dog on booktok women for the quality of work they enjoy as if the two arent just different sides of the same coin

Gesture practice 🖤 #tavstarion

i love waking up with random anxiety

"why does the vampire have to kidnap her and make her captive" why does a sandwich require bread? why does the ocean require the moon? vampires are inherently evil and morally grey. if you sanitize them and insert good morals you end up with twilight

reading instagram comments on a vampire love simulation where the vampire kidnaps a woman and she falls in love. the people are officially too woke for vampires

Long hair version

why does amazon deliver everything .5 milliseconds after you order it, EXCEPT for the thing you need in 4 days

like what level of capitalism is it when we have AI bot accounts taking the face of a real woman who is currently being attacked from all angles and accused of lying and manipulating the public, and using it to talk about stale drama

you know whats so dystopian? i just got a deepfake tiktok of the doordasher woman who got flashed, talking about mikayla nogueira's insane luxury items haul

This made me laugh so hard

don't know the deets on the new AI slop being funneled into the bg3 fandom, but my god yeah. i always fall back on that one quote about ai writing that's like.. why should i care enough to read something you didn't even care enough to write?