You can enjoy this week's episode of #TheSkewer here and it even includes a little alien courtesy of us. (Us being @stucooper1.bsky.social @swerytd.bsky.social and me) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Good to see my new Sainsbury's making parking easier for DJs.

First time for @swerytd.bsky.social @sjmawhinney.bsky.social and I writing for Dead Ringers: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Looks like even eating Lindt is now a case of red pill, blue pill

Are you in Sheffield on Sunday? No, you’re probably not. But here’s a reason to be! #CrossedWires. Plus, tickets are free and there’s booze. crossedwires.live/podcast/afte...

Maybe it's called a corpse flower because that's a dead ballerina stuffed in a bucket.

It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.

Catch up on last night's #TheSkewer here and you can enjoy the Cardinals going All or Nothing for the new pope and escaping the Matrix at the local elections from us. ( @stucooper1.bsky.social @swerytd.bsky.social and me) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Upbeat brunch playlist to start the Bank Hol weekend: Radio Radio by Elvis Costello, Shiny Happy People by REM & Hot To Go by Chappell Roan

Jon Holmes, Adam Parry and I made this video for Pancreatic Cancer UK… www.pancreaticcancer.org.uk/news-and-blo...

So here it is, the last #BreakingTheNews of the current series. Enjoy it one last time before the break and you can even hear a few gags by us in there. ( @swerytd.bsky.social @stucooper1.bsky.social and me) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

You can catch up with this week's #TheSkewer here and it even includes some stuff by us. ( @swerytd.bsky.social @stucooper1.bsky.social and me) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

In Trivial Pursuit category news (S&L), there have been 2 big records this week. Ovechkin has broken Gretsky's goals record and we've hit 500 BTN gags broadcast. Basically the same. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Have picked up loads of new songs to like from the REM series of @whatismusicpod.bsky.social. Here's the top of my playlist, although Losing My Religion is predictably the real #1

Loving this! (Cotswolds)

"But we would write 500 jokes and we would write 500 more." Thrilled to say we got our 500th gag broadcast on today's #BreakingTheNews so a little gif for @stucooper1.bsky.social @swerytd.bsky.social and myself.

If you've got the "headroom", @swerytd.bsky.social @sjmawhinney.bsky.social and I have written some of The Naked Week, including what may be the worst insult of Paddington in history www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Undoubtedly the poshest crisps I've ever seen

If you've been stuck in outer space for the past 9 months you might have missed that a new series of #BreakingTheNews is well underway. But the good news is you can catch the latest episode at 1.30pm on BBC Radio Scotland.

(The correct answer is of course both as they're both excellent even if we do say so ourselves!) And us being @stucooper1.bsky.social @swerytd.bsky.social and myself.

#BreakingTheNews is back for a brand new series and you can enjoy brand new stuff* from us in the first episode here (*Well ropey old stuff with a find and replace for the current Prime Minister / President) (Us being @stucooper1.bsky.social @swerytd.bsky.social and me) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

These were by an absolute mile the worst Xmas leftover gift. At least they were Fairtrade, so hopefully some farmers benefited from the disgust these inflicted on every recipient...

Why not start 2025 with a comedy reminder of 2024 in Breaking The Year, featuring jokes from @sjmawhinney.bsky.social @swerytd.bsky.social and me Breaking the News, Series 14 - TV: Breaking the Year: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026hgk via @bbciplayer

Here's a little Twixmas treat for you all, the #BreakingTheNews end of year special, looking back at the big stories in the news in 2024. It even features some stuff by us. ( @swerytd.bsky.social @stucooper1.bsky.social and me) www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

I've never watched an episode of Gavin & Stacey but I'm definitely watching the finale to find out why Josh Homme is driving them all in a bus.

Even if you're fed up of Xmas songs today, I still think you should only listen to ones with relevant words in the title. So here's a lovely little number for all the family youtu.be/9d4ui9q7eDM?...

Take a listen to this week's Naked Week, which includes an implied C Bomb from us

Listen up or watch, er, up

Last shout-out for topical comedy today I promise. The TV version of #BreakingTheNews is on at 11.30pm on BBC Scotland so be sure to catch it to see these wonderful people in full technicolour glory. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Having avoided any encounter with Footloose on my lifetime, I'm now watching both films in one night. Surviving by focusing on the structure (the later one shows important context that was simply described in passing on the original)

CHEESE! is out on Monday 9 December but you can grab a FREE copy of the book plus a set of stickers and a signed art print! Just FOLLOW me then LIKE and SHARE this post before 23:59 Thursday 12 December. 1 winner will be selected at random on Friday 13 December (UK only). ko-fi.com/thecomedylos...

If you missed it earlier here's this week's #BreakingTheNews featuring some stuff by us*. And don't forget the TV version is on tonight at 11.30pm for those able to stay awake to that time. (* @swerytd.bsky.social @stucooper1.bsky.social and me) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Got an advance copy of Cheese by @thisisdouch.bsky.social & Johnny Schumann. Helpfully just in time for Xmas, it's a great children's book with lovely little touches on every page. Available for pre-order from Amazon, Foyles and Waterstones!

Just had a go on the world's top simulator for #NASA astronauts learning how to fix the ISS apparatus during a space walk - prying a baking tray out of the oven using brand new oven gloves while in a freezing cold kitchen.

Heard an owl and was reminded of this sketch that Griff and I wrote for the awesome Teak Show. At one point, there was a travel ad attached that boasted their wildlife holidays got you closest to puffins - wonder what they did to their clientele... youtu.be/-z4eJdJNpQA?...

Because it still means so much to me, here's a one-page comic me and Andreas Butzbach made a few years back during lockdown. Please give it a read and maybe a share. I'd still love to continue their story or find an avenue in comics to tell more stories like it. #comics

The Metro has only just added a word search so this is quite a call for one of the first themes. Although maybe the Venn intersection of Metro readers and wordsearch fans is liking Guns n Roses...

Still time to listen our last series of The Skewer on BBC Sounds (actually it looks like recent series are still on there, so you may actually have loads of time...but don't take the risk) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...