Very slow off the mark (it's been one of those weeks) but here's the latest episode of #TheSkewer featuring a couple of things from us including Trump the Joker. (With @stucooper1.bsky.social and @swerytd.bsky.social ) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Just been reminded of that time Carlos Alcaraz was in 'Cuckoo'.

BREAKING: Reform voters are 'not stupid' but will definitely be voting for the same people who royally fucked everything up last time but now wear light blue rosettes instead.

Here is this week's episode of #TheSkewer which features a little something from us about the Greatest Showman Farage and his circus of freaks. (The sound team have done an INCREDIBLE job with the music for it) (with @swerytd.bsky.social and @stucooper1.bsky.social ) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Least healthy food grain option coming on for #Arsenal

The pamphlet is very much the 'Accept All Cookies' of the medicine box world

Is their motto If it ain't Woke don't fix it

BREAKING: #Conservatives to rebrand as #Reform to save time on defections

BREAKING: Party ahead in the polls now just same as party that fucked everything up in the first place

If you missed #TheSkewer last night you can catch it again here. Contains some stuff by us including a little Lego brick building. (with @swerytd.bsky.social and @stucooper1.bsky.social ) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

BREAKING: #LiamRosenior expecting to be fired by #Chelsea after 'below par 4 minutes' in first game

BREAKING: National Lottery to run weekly 'Be #ManUtd Manager' game

BREAKING: Trump awarded FIFA War Prize.

And here is our first credit of 2026, the radio version of Breaking the Year. Hope you enjoyed the brief respite from my shamelessly plugging. (with @swerytd.bsky.social @stucooper1.bsky.social ) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Here it is our final credit of the year for Breaking the Year 2025. So you'll be spared these posts for at least a few hours. Happy New Year! Breaking the News, Series 15 - TV: Breaking the Year 2025: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002p54s via @bbciplayer

Very pleased to be part of the team for this week's Dead Ringers Christmas Special. And if you missed it you can listen to it here: (with @swerytd.bsky.social and @stucooper1.bsky.social ) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

@alcs.co.uk Hi. I've tried to add numerous The Naked Week Series 3 episodes (Radio 4) on 3 separate occasions now but it's not showing up in my works, nor am I receiving an email telling me it's been rejected (if that's the case). Can you shed any light on this please?

Why is Monopoly Labyrinth a square? #MissedOpportunity

So pleased to be a (small) part of the writing team for this show. Make sure you catch the last episode of the series here: (with @swerytd.bsky.social and @stucooper1.bsky.social ) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Sky have finally figured out how to measure cricket interesting!

Huge news - this week's #TheNakedWeek features Blue Peter's very own Janet Ellis AND contains stuff written by us. Okay you only care about the first of those but that still makes it worth a listen ( @stucooper1.bsky.social @swerytd.bsky.social and me) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

And if you missed last night's #BreakingTheNews you can listen to that here. And it also features some stuff by us, about football and Trump, our two great loves. ( @swerytd.bsky.social @stucooper1.bsky.social and me) www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

If you missed it here's last night's #TheNakedWeek Great as always but then again we would say that as it features some stuff by us. ( @swerytd.bsky.social @stucooper1.bsky.social and me) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

I imagine Studio Canal will ban this video off the Beeb too. #SpittingImage #TheRestIsBullshit

And if you prefer your topical comedy with a Scottish flavour here's this week's #BreakingTheNews Thrilled to have written for this too! (With @swerytd.bsky.social and @stucooper1.bsky.social ) Breaking the News, Series 15 - TV: Episode 6: bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod… via @bbciplayer

Thrilled to have been part of the team for an incredible episode of #TheNakedWeek And pleased to work with Wes Streeting to give some publicity to a little known show called Celebrity Traitors. (With @swerytd.bsky.social and @stucooper1.bsky.social ) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

If you missed it here's this week's #BreakingTheNews featuring some stuff by us. Enjoy! ( us being @swerytd.bsky.social @stucooper1.bsky.social and me) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

'Bottom' is one of these key reason I'm a comedy writer today. There's a great book out all about it now that you can pick up here at whichever is your preferred outlet that I would strongly urge you to do if you can. linktr.ee/talkingbottom

Doesn't EVERY tax measure benefit better off people EXCEPT a wealth tax?

Double treat for this weekend as you can also enjoy some of our stuff on #BreakingTheNews as well! ( @swerytd.bsky.social @stucooper1.bsky.social and me) Breaking the News, Series 15 - TV: Episode 4: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002lkz5 via @bbciplayer

Radio 4's youngest Friday night topical comedy upstart The Naked Week is back for a brand new series. And I'm pleased to say it contains some stuff by us. (is being @swerytd.bsky.social @stucooper1.bsky.social per1 and myself) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Cracking panel and cracking show this week on #BreakingTheNews and even contains some stuff by us. (us being @stucooper1.bsky.social @swerytd.bsky.social and me) You can catch up with it here: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

Here's this week's #BreakingTheNews for you to enjoy and it even includes a few sporty things from us. (us being @swerytd.bsky.social @stucooper1.bsky.social and me) www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

Anybody want to try Comet Pro (the new browser from Complexity AI) free for a month? I get $10 for each referral so I'd appreciate you giving it a go through this link pplx.ai/conciergeq41...

ALDI: "How can we save money on these decaf teabags?"

Breaking the News is back on your TV screens and the first episode features some stuff by us! (Us being @swerytd.bsky.social @stucooper1.bsky.social and me) www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

You can listen again to the last #TheSkewer in the series here and enjoy some H2G2 and Harry & Paul by us! (Us being @stucooper1.bsky.social @swerytd.bsky.social and me) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

I got a new tablet with a pen so I can now write notes all over your 30 min sitcom script for a very reasonable £45. And my website is back up: dansweryt.com

You can enjoy this week's episode of #TheSkewer here and it even includes a little alien courtesy of us. (Us being @stucooper1.bsky.social @swerytd.bsky.social and me) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Where there's smoke, there's also a man threatening to sue you if you point out the fire...

Want some hints about #comedywriting for open door shows like #BreakingTheNews and #TheSkewer? Here's me banging on about it with @britishcomedy.bsky.social www.comedy.co.uk/pro/features...

Stuff on #TheSkewer again for us this week!

Had a dream last night where I was bitten by a bat. And then I BECAME..(!) ... convinced I had rabies and wanted to seek urgent medical attention. Which shows the high esteem in which I regard myself.

I know it's ITV but still must be some sort of record for on screen spelling mistakes

Very slow off the mark this week but you can enjoy the latest episode of #BreakingTheNews here. (And contains stuff by us - @swerytd.bsky.social @stucooper1.bsky.social and me!) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

[WATCHING DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S 'PARENTHOOD'. A ROADRUNNER COMES ON SCREEN] ME: (EXCITED) Look! An *actual* Roadrunner! KIDS: WTF is a 'roadrunner'?! #LifeWithA6YearOld #LifeWithA13YearOld

Nominative determinism

First time for @swerytd.bsky.social @sjmawhinney.bsky.social and I writing for Dead Ringers: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Very pleased to say we've* finally broken our Dead Ringers duck with a couple of things in tonight's episode. You can listen to it here: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... (* we being @swerytd.bsky.social @stucooper1.bsky.social and me)