Everybody with #Curacao in the work sweepstake just perked up more than they have since the draw! #WorldCup2026

A couple of things in the first ep of the new series of 'Dead Ringers' for us.

If someone had told you a Polish woman and an Italian man were in the #RolandGarros finals, you'd have bet your house on Iga Swiatek and Jannik Sinner #FrenchOpen

The real-life superhero team-up you always wanted @garyseconomics.bsky.social @gabrielzucman.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jRn...

In case you missed it here's the last episode of the current series of #TheSkewer. And we do our best to make sure Ukraine still gets mentioned. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

#Eurovision #Austria Remember when that guy got attacked by a starfish? Still got the scars. Sponsored by Bacofoil

#Eurovision #Romania Pretty good. Nice to see Wednesday Addams taking part this year.

#Eurovision #Norway I like this. And he's doing it in waders, so what's not to like?

#Eurovision #Italy First person tonight to PUT CLOTHES ON! Like it. Kind of feels like the theme tune to an Italian version of 'Love Boat'

#Eurovision #Cyprus Bet she's glad her mum told her to wear matching underwear, in case she got run over by a bus. OR APPEARED ON EUROVISION!

#Eurovision #Cyprus Absolute peak Eurovision!

#Eurovision #Sweden If Laser Quest was more fun

#Eurovision #Sweden This is REALLY good!

#Eurovision #Lithuania Like the gold guy from earlier but much cheaper

#Eurovision #Poland Not sure what's happening. Doesn't feel very Eurovision or Polish

#Eurovision #Finland That was pretty good though. Great violin

#Eurovision #Finland If Owen Hargreaves was in Stranger Things

#Eurovision #Moldova Moldovan Tourist Board have gone all out this year

#Eurovision #France Err, your dress is stuck in your knickers, love.

#Eurovision #UK The 80s bit of my brain is being appealed to

#Eurovision #UK I wondered what happened to Howard Jones.

#Eurovision #Croatia The Eurovision's take on the opening of #Macbeth

#Eurovision #Bulgaria It's got a good beat. Are they actually there or is it a video?

#Eurovision #Czechia Czechian James Franco. Weird enough for me to like it. A lot.

#Eurovision #Malta Like a movie that starts nice but later takes a turn and murders you in your sleep

#Eurovision #Serbia Hmm. Kinda like it.

#Eurovision #Serbia Not seen shoulder pads like that since Krystal Carrington

#Eurovision #Australia "And you'll be on the piano, Delta"

#Eurovision #Australia Is a bit boring, isn't it? Ooo, a good piano! Yawn.

#Eurovision #Ukraine She's got one of those things that keeps the flies from getting into your trousers. Nice handless gloves! Doesn't feel very Eurovision

#Eurovision #Greece Everyone's brought their nan this year!

#Eurovision #Greece This song is Grrrrrrrrrreat! (No, it's not)

#Eurovision #Albania FLIPPING HELL! Very Ten Commandments start. Guy with dodgy eye from No Time To Die boosted by creepy dead nan. Like a David Lynch movie in 3 mins. Good song though

#Eurovision #Belgium Bargain basement Bjork. Last minute before going on stage "Where the hell is my left boot?!"

#Eurovision #Israel Exit song for a cheap James Bond knock-off

#Eurovision #Germany It's no Denmark. But it's ok.

#Eurovision #Denmark Strong start! Great beat. Grows on you the longest you listen

Very pleased to be part of this week's incredible episode of #TheSkewer where the content must have changed a hundred times before broadcast. And if nothing else at least we made sure the Tories got a mention. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

If a mathematical physicist wrote IKEA instructions: "As with everything, let's begin with the Lagrangian of the system..."

<WATCHING ATTENBOROUGH ON TV> 7YO: Daddy, he was 100 yesterday. ME: That's very good! Who is he? 7YO: I don't know. #LifeWithA7YearOld

If you missed it last night here's the latest episode of #TheSkewer featuring some stuff by us. Don't blink or you'll m-m-m-miss it.* (* Clue for clever types as to what stuff was ours) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

I was on this month's #NewsBiscuit podcast if anyone wants a bit of a laugh youtube.com/watch?v=0dDY...

If you missed it here's episode 1 of the new series of #TheSkewer which includes stuff by us. And because you should always write about what you know, and we're middle aged men, some of that stuff was about constipation @swerytd.bsky.social & @stucooper1.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

You can catch up on this week's #BreakingTheNews here and enjoy some stuff by us! ( @stucooper1.bsky.social @swerytd.bsky.social and me) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Reform policies finally working!

You can catch up on another excellent episode of #TheNakedWeek here. And yes it does contain some of our stuff. (with @StuCooper1 and @swerytd ) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

One of the best topical comedy shows around, but then I'm biased as we write for it. Here's the latest episode of #TheNakedWeek to enjoy. (with @swerytd.bsky.social and @stucooper1.bsky.social ) www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Any #ShortCircuit fans at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium last night?

I was on this month's #NewsBiscuit podcast, if you like some people trying to be funny* about the month's news. Have a listen here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zgN... * - not always successfully

Finally, after all this time - I thought it would never happen again, but... - put the washing out on the line!