Good lad Tyrique & welcome to #Everton #UTFT 💙🤍

Everton are on the verge of signing a Manchester United-linked Chelsea star after learning that Genoa’s Brooke Norton-Cuffy wants to stay in Italy. www.football365.com/news/chelsea...

I went to a Big Dunc thing there yesterday, and now they've sent me this. It would've been 5 stars, but as they've put his mug on my phone I'll adjust accordingly.

I got a request to make this on the other platform but it's made me laugh so much I'm posting here too Moyes x The Prodigy

There's lots of Castore stuff going cheap on classicfootballshirts.co.uk if you're into that sort of thing.

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Any proddy in history ever?

Did he celebrate?

Anyone else think it might be 3 at the back? I know that means either O Brien or Branthwaite are playing wing back, but I wouldn't put it past him.

You never know who you'll see in the pub.

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Lads, we're getting the band back together.

Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.

Saw a post before about the cries and screams coming from an ice children's detention centre, and I think I'll go back home and to bed. What a fucking bleak world we live in. The fact that children's detention centres even exist, ffs.

NewcasLOL

"It's very wind."

Virgil complaining about a nudge after standing watching them score?

Virgil on the ridiculous. Or something.

Big Virg there, looking around for someone to blame.

That time I saw Barmby and Xavier walking down the street.

Absolute scenes this afternoon.

Same energy.

This is on at my old local next week. Peter Reid has replaced Bruce Grobbelaar, who was originally announced, so they could probably lose that other badge now.

Now that Roman Dixon has played 45 minutes for the u23s I'm putting all of my hope on him solving the right back issue.

On this date in 1994 (which was 12 years ago, obviously) the first episode of The Day Today was broadcast on BBC2.

Do these villa players all have ear infections?

Everton signing a right back?

Nine years ago today: Everton 4-0 Manchester City. 🔵

Blew the cobwebs off this morning.

What kind of losers miss 3 penalties in a row?!

Whatever happened to that West Brom winger we were all desperate to sign? Fellows?

I see George Finney had a dream debut for Ayr United. A right back with a goal and assist? Start him on Sunday Moyles!

Trying to get an Everton penalty to reach the goal line…

If you've two strikers on the field, you'd want them to take penalties. It's just a shame who those two strikers are in this case.

Richard Osman when he quit the show.

Still, good news about the 4th kit, eh.

I wonder if the youngsters coming on are good at penalties?

Come on blues 💪💪💪

Look at us releasing a 4th kit as if we're PSG.

He's taking the cup seriously for once, then. Let's hope they actually turn up today.

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

9 - Tonight is the ninth time that Everton have been given two red cards in a Premier League game - the most of any side. Discipline.

"You have a brain fart...!"

Well, the team picks itself next time out then.

Hate the thought of my seat being empty for tonight and with the amount on the resale (that 100% won’t sell), someone can have my seat tonight for Everton v Wolves for free. Block 204, must have a membership for me to transfer to. RT please.

Erm, okay then.

Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy