The magic of @wretchedmorgan.bsky.social streams is that an insignificant action and some throwaway comments in chat can very easily send me on a twenty-minute quest to make a joke

Reminder: no stream today because I'm out in LONDON so I will see you on Wednesday for normal resumption of the schedule of streaming wonky remasters of Oliver Twins games please try to hold on in the interim

Come thruuuuu twitch.tv/garydooton

TEN MINUTES IS IT THOUGHT SO twitch.tv/garydooton

No stream tomorrow because I'm out, but how about we stream TONIGHT? I'm trying to get Silksong done before Hades 2 drops at the end of next week, so JOIN ME as I do a long old stream starting at what I *think* is the end of Act 2. 7pm, TONIGHT. It'll be a long one! twitch.tv/garydooton

The solid year we had of people issuing press releases as to why they, personally, had a hall pass for Hogwarts Legacy was deafening. Wasn't enough to simply ignore pleas from the trans community not to *directly fund their further marginalisation*, they wanted a Still A Good Person certificate too.

Ghost of No, Ta

Oh my god I recorded the boss fight but if you're a Silksonger I absolutely have to talk to someone about TROBBIOOOOOOO

It's Friday See you at 10am twitch.tv/garydooton

It's Wednesday, it's almost 10, and we know what happens every MONDAY WEDNESDAY FRIDAY from 10-12 don't we? The GARYDOOTON SHOW. Live in 5 babyyy twitch.tv/garydooton

The summer holidays are over, autumn is arriving and @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social is BACK! This Thursday we have an episode about the Dead Trump Rumours, something we recorded less than two weeks ago but it may as well be titled "Guy Fawkes Has Been Up To Something!" On all your pod platforms.

I hope the difficulty patch comes as a difficulty setting and not a straight up change - that way everyone can choose their level and enjoy it

Really puts your life in perspective when you look over at your second screen and see the life of a man who really achieved things at the exact same time as as you're in Premiere Pro, dragging a clip into place of you saying "no wanking, all Bubble Bobble"

Squeezing in small sessions of silksong in the evening at the moment, managed to beat the chilly place and that was VERY satisfying, as it's not my speciality but I learned it. I do find that even the stuff you're bad at, you can just practice it because it remains constant. Feels GOOD

I am indeed LIVE twitch.tv/garydooton

This 8 minute long onslaught in the Citadel had me pumping my fist in the air man. LOVE THIS GAME #silksong

This is the weirdest way anyone's ever shouted these four words. My brain couldn't keep up with the concept that my character had turned into a pinball twitch.tv/garydooton

Thanks for an absolutely banging stream everyone, unreasonably high energy that one and see you back on Monday at 10. Have a great weekend and remember BUNG THE GOONS IN THE HOLE

it's Friday 10am twitch.tv/garydooton

OK, but you do know you're eulogizing Charlie Kirk, right? aftermath.site/charlie-kirk...

LIVE twitch.tv/garydooton

10AM, it's MORE GAMING on the internet for you to watch. Don't be late or I SWEAR TO GOD twitch.tv/garydooton

I'm not one for spoilers when it comes to Silksong so I'm just gonna say I had an amazing boss fight in the form of a duel with the boss beginning with W in the place beginning with B that gives you a new power when you defeat them and that fight was EXQUISITE. This game is so good man

Thanks for coming out to the stream, team! We had some laughs eh? I'm back on Wednesday, 10-12, then Friday the same, so get following at twitch.tv/garydooton and let's get this community BANGINNNN

AND WE'RE OFF twitch.tv/garydooton

Come join me at 10. Work from home? More like Watch!.... From home. More of this gold at 10 - twitch.tv/garydooton

STARTING TOMORROW, I RETURN Let's get this show on the road eh? I've got an absolutely horrible idea with which to kick off the week. HORRIBLE. So get following now, and tune in tomorrow at 10! twitch.tv/garydooton

Can I just very unhelpfully say that so far I haven't found any Silksong boss harder than, I'd say, 10 attempts maximum on one particular boss only and I am genuinely interested in what people are stuck on and I'm deeply sorry for being such a gamer I guess????? ???? 😉😏😈🔫😛🤭👾🥷🕺🦁

S I L K S O N G

It's Friday (follow NOW I DARE YOU)

ah well, nevertheless

I know what you're thinking - you're thinking "I really should go and visit garethdutton.com now it's had a top to bottom overhaul. It DOES look really cool doesn't it? And you SHOULD share it shouldn't you? ✅ YES - TAKE ME TO GARETHDUTTON DOT COM BECAUSE I LOVE ART AND I'M A GOOD PERSON

It's Friday, Marlon Brando Brucie hybrid edition (Profoundly Unrehearsed Edit)

"of course, back in the day, videogame music was simple bleeps and bloops" The bleeps and bloops in question: youtu.be/K9K23uzHjus?...

It's Friday, deeply unconvincing injury edition

I'm already screaming about this game after playing the demo but now I find out that the frog has aegis reflector and I'm fuming because I need to find someone who both enjoyed this demo and knows what aegis reflector is

It's Friday

Hop on their WHAT

It's time for another one of The Kind Gamer @wretchedmorgan.bsky.social's Kindest Moments. Sponsored by Ribena Toothkind*

@innes.bsky.social happy birthday innes maaate!

It's Friday, EastEnd ganster edition

If you missed it this morning, don't worry, but be sure to tune in tomorrow at 9am to watch The Kind Gamer play Oblivion. Every morning at 9 www.twitch.tv/wretchedmorgan @wretchedmorgan.bsky.social

I'VE STARTED A BRAND NEW CRICKET COMIC I have a meeting with Ian Hislop tomorrow to pitch this. Will also see if Spiked online are interested in a cricket comic.

Ever measured your life in how many dots you have left on a survey form or just me

It's Friday of a CEO 4am:

Tried out some stand up for the first time at Loading Bar Stoke Newington recently. Think it went pretty good! www.instagram.com/p/DMsDQNuKy2t/

oh great another Blueskidiot 🙄🙄🙄

Would love to be paid twenty thousand pounds to uncheck all the effects in the layer properties panel

It's Friday, Vow of Silence Edition

An absolute queen as always, and a great talk