Bad news everyone

Took some time off to rotate 3d models of my problems in my mind for a lil bit, how we been doin over in here

Tbvh the Scooby Doo anime might be the best evidence of me living in a simulation yet, because that very much feels like a reward made specifically for lil ol me

Poppin in after 2 months to say Johnny bravo has my fav design principles of 90s renaissance animation & that the OG Scooby doo character models have never looked better in motion than the crossover episode

Just opened fallout4 for the first time in a while to be greeted with a nasty sniper rifle I crafted and apparently named “otaku hot girl”

My sleeper agent code phrase is “let’s make a podcast about finance”

Starting to think a culture that decorates their cars with vinyl stickers of cartoon characters & guns might be irredeemably fucked in the head

Made a Swat Kats joke that lead me to remembering ROAD ROVERS which I have been trying to remember the name of for LIKE YEARS, we did it

Hope 2026 is the year we leave growth-mindset-automation-gruel-fuel Grey American culture behind

I love “not in the family” party foods, like what do you mean I get to have a new fav lil treat I didn’t even know about before? Lookin at you chipped beef cheeseballs, you’re keeping the friends fam party goin

Happy pepper jack cheese season

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Figured out in 2025 that seasonal depression is way worse when the world is malevolently shitty

I don't know if this is going to be good but I don't really see this specific era of anime aped that often and they did a good job at that.

97, whatever I’m just a girl

Feeling very evil today so I’m listening to Spiceworld (1998) to exorcise myself

May your exposure to 24 hour cable news be minimal on this most inauspicious of days

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

We need a new sword guy in pop culture

Didnt expect an extremely nuanced take on international conflict from slice-of-life, family comedy Spy x Family, but here we are

Johnny Knoxville got married in a crushing blow to fifteen year old me

Damn I love cat stevens

Being an American is like “thank god this person is out of the limelight” then you get a Kim Davis jumpscare like 10 years later, lmao this stinks

Read a bit about prohibition today and apparently a big part of the push for it was immigrants drinking in urban centers. Lmao. lol. The more things change the more the stay the fuckin same huh

The artist-1st model of animation production that we're seeing nowadays isn't a fluke. It allows for creative control to stay where it belongs, with the creatives, and the vision of the comic/cartoon to remain intact, with a minimum of executive interference. I think we're in for a new golden age.

Women are underrepresented in horror, a genre they excel in

GLITCH PICKED UP LACKADAISY 🎉🎉🎉

Tired of American media needing to be grounded in reality, I want some Stephen King style “uh oh whole town is vampires” and everyone in the town being like “that makes sense”. Gimme more silly goose narratives

“Impeccable!” from the first Pokémon snap and then my best friend and I would peck each other with our noses

Proof of life

Imagining a guy who does that period accurate aesthetic thing but it’s an early 90s finance guy

People like Jane Goodall are the ones who should be running everything, but they invariably have no lust for power and are running around in the woods doing cool shit. What a woman.

Dont think there’s a more perfect name for a town known for its cryptid than Point Pleasant. Love it, straight out of a movie. WV keeps winning

Overwhelming need to eat cinnamon raisin bread with apple butter

Just realized Jabberjaws was jumping on the Jaws hype train

What character permanently altered your brain chemistry? I was twelve and should not have had cable in my room.

Just saw The Black Knight test animation and it’s wild to me that with the unprecedented success of K-Pop Demon Hunters & Tartakovsky’s legendary status in the industry, Sony still doesn’t think there’s an audience for high-concept, original animation. But what do I know

I think I’m technically also an old person but fuck it we ball

I love talkin to old people about Harvey Korman dude

There’s an alternate universe where Paul Lynde was a Scooby Doo guest star and, if we ever suss out interdimensional travel, I know my first stop

Our dog was playing with a cricket and now he’s pouting because it escaped

I lament that I plant the seeds of "being able to order custard at any time from a replicator" so that future generations may enjoy "ordering custard at any time from a replicator".

Monkey paw curls

I spent so much time wishing for Star Trek future without even anticipating we’d get it, just Ferengi style

Might I suggest you start your long weekend with “Dizzy Up the Girl” (1998) by the Gew Gew Dolls

Monster fuckers, all of ya’s

Sometimes I wish I were younger but only because I was fully in love with Nightcrawler as a teenager & I think I would’ve found kinship with people about five years younger than me rather than the spurn of my peers

Thinking about the ghostly ska band from Scooby doo again