Not even in Pakistan yet and have already gotten scammed by a hum watan. I’ll be broke once I’m there.

I love making up stuff for fun

Is deciding to get married after a month of meeting your soulmate an appropriate move within an appropriate amount of time?

Terrible take but the Irish are funny as a people like how Faisalabadis are funny as a people

Me going only for the meatball subs

I told my mother that I’ve been asked out on a date and asked her if she knew what a date was She said yes, tareekh

Guys, help me I used to have this picture of NFAK drinking soda I can’t find it anymore Does anyone else have it?

Found the one!! No need to be funny anymore

saari game ye Daily Mix 6 ki hai

When curiosity meets consequences.

I'm absolutely irrevocably in love with the idea of love, the feeling, the rush, the jitters, the happiness and melancholy of it

Hi, besties I need ideas for money laundering 🌈✨🌸

The moon and stars analogy isn’t correct (I think I read it somewhere), but I love this one too

Was going through some old email attachments and found some poems I wrote in my teenage. I love this one so much!!!

an early 2024 artwork. took on more than i could chew tbh

Made some gluten-free dairy-free brownies for a friend. Turned out okay She’s gonna have a great time in half an hour

This is one of those videos that you could work on forever, but suddenly it felt very important to make it, so I finally did: www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Pn...

😔

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.

My ‘The children yearn for the mines’ moment was pretending to be a naan-bai (someone who makes naan) everyday I was fully into it with hangers and handkerchiefs and cushions

The only time I’ve almost caused a traffic accident was a decade ago when I saw the board for an educational institution in Abbottabad and it was named ‘NCEST Academy’.

Hello! I’m a Pakistani illustrator and comic book artist switching from the you know what site to blusky!

Just a chill cake!

I asked a friend how he was doing so well in life and he tried to convince me to try LSD yesterday He said that it was the single best thing he ever did, because it made him realize how shit his life was and where he was going wrong

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

“Me for the woods” - Robert Frost

Sometimes you just find a really really good Bug

Why would you call it skeets when bleats is right there

It’s me and my cast iron skillet against the world

Today TLP terrorists attacked an Ahmadi place of worship in Kot Karam Bakhsh, Tehsil Daska. They warned police to demolish it last week. The Govt stays silent, busy extending their terms & serving its masters, ignoring Ahmadis & Shias. The situation is still alarming.

کوئی اور تو نہیں ہے پس خنجر آزمائی ہمیں قتل ہو رہے ہیں ہمیں قتل کر رہے ہیں ‎#ParachinarBleeds

Yes, charity. But do you know what else begins at home, Brenda? Arson.

Aaaaaa My brother sent me my drawings from when I was 12 Why was I drawing Taylor Swift

Please share your mother’s maiden name, tryna see something

“This!”

Unfortunately, I am not gaslighting gatekeeping girlbossing. I am, instead, goofy giddy girlcrushing atm

A friend asked me what it's like to live with Generalised Anxiety Disorder. I explained that my baseline is "I wake up most mornings certain that I'm forgetting an important birthday". At my worst, I wake up convinced that somebody I love has died overnight. Yes, I'm fun at parties. Why do you ask?

You know what, I’m giving up on human crushes Gonna download the ChatGPT voice bot and turn into the main character from Her (2013)

A non-profit NGO however has to pay the tax for property it uses. So only those who use “non-profit” for religious indoctrination are not taxed. Why would people build any other thing for business then?

A small primary school in urban area of Pakistan pays average property tax of around Rs.10,000/year. If mosques of Pakistan only paid property tax as much as a primary school, the government could potentially collect PKR 40 Billion annually. That’s 40,000,000,000 per year.

In Pakistan too there around at least 4 million mosques, majority in densely populated areas/residential areas, they fall under “non-profit category” so exempted from income tax, all properties used for mosques r exempted from property tax, all donations given to mosques are not taxed.