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"Quoting JFK is terrorism" - @hasanabirepeater.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSW2...

via @montemader.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/ZxxVh...

Claims that ivermectin could be used to treat hantavirus have been greatly exaggerated.

EXCLUSIVE: In 2022, a Georgia grand jury investigated Trump’s alleged interference in the 2020 election. It heard from more than 60 witnesses. For years, the full record of what those witnesses said under oath has remained hidden from public view. Until now. www.lawfaremedia.org/projects-ser...

IANAL. Did Rudy take the 5th on what the 5th Amendment is? Am I reading this correctly?

To clarify: everyone might be a bit better off if a quarter century ago Brianna Wu had found a therapist who didn't believe in: 1: self-hate 2: push the self-hatred as an externality onto an entire minority that "should suffer" in your place 3: profit

Brianna Wu: fabricates "evidence" to make herself a "victim" of gamergate when no one knew who she was. the hyperwoke leftists have gone too far, they created a "create your own gender" standard of care I dream of the day future trans babies can be aborted. but also: I'm so glad therapy helped?

Hegseth was already "drinky guy" in my oval office cartoons, now I gotta have "drinky guy two"???

The federal government has turned over evidence from the shooting death of Renee Good by ICE agent Jonathan Ross to a magistrate judge in U.S. District Court for Minnesota, according to an attorney involved in a case tangential to Ross. www.startribune.com/federal-gove...

Sen. Warnock is right: Republicans found $200 billion for a war in Iran overnight. But for 25 million uninsured Americans? Nothing. No urgency. No bill. No vote. They fund what they value. And they just told you exactly what that is. #HealthcareNotWarfare #USDemocracy

I hope this grifting traitor is hounded with shame and dildos for all his days

It's honestly amazing how much the centrists that express how much they hate "tankies" want to do a violent purge of everyone to their left.

Is it me or all the "leftist for the US" accounts falling all over themselves to stan Graham "my war crimes are good, actually" Platner just... want to believe for belief's sake and their feefees don't care about red flags?

One non-wrestling thing Ted Turner did was come up with Captain Planet in-part out of spite because oil companies were lobbying congress to block his efforts to finance green energy initiatives. #AEWDynamite

Three hours of wrestling on TBS, the way it should be. #AEWDynamite

Americans: “Iranians are a bunch of religious fanatics. They’re crazy.” Also: Here’s Donald Trump’s Spiritual Advisor Paula White conducting a mass exorcism.”

Trump, in his post about Ted Turner's death, claims that "woke" was "everything that he is not all about." Yes, the same Ted Turner who was married to Jane Fonda, wanted universal healthcare, was a staunch environmentalist, called pro-lifers "bozos," and accused Israel of terror against Palestine.

To be fair, it's not like Trump can't afford it when the gas keeps going up. Lucky he's not in charge of anything important like, keeping poor people from starving.

This is like in E3 when they'd have the CEO of Sony or whatever in an embroidered polo come up and say foshizzle somewhere in his presentation for some reason

Trump singlehandedly crashing an entire airline is funny. MAGA pretending Joe Biden did it is chef's kiss.

I heard someone else say @timheidecker.bsky.social should have Hasan on, and I approve, the entire Establishment would melt down, from the "Hitler was a pussy" Nazis to the "Israel is the most moral War Criminal in the world" centrists.

“It’s frankly terrible what Snoopy has been doing to Americans like Linus in terms of his blanket, and the United States will not hesitate to pursue a powerful response if Snoopy continues down this dangerous path,” Trump said during his speech to the families of fallen U.S. military service members

This Finn Balor landing from the Spanish Fly was scary. #WWERAW

#BREAKING: Justice Alito, acting as Circuit Justice, has just issued administrative stays of the Fifth Circuit's Friday ruling in the mifepristone case (so he's temporarily restored full access to mife). The stay will expire, absent further a order from Alito or #SCOTUS, at 5 p.m. ET on May 11.

BREAKING: SCOTUS grants stay of 5th Circuit ruling banning mailing Mifepristone. Mail delivery restarts (for now). Healthcare decisions should be left to medical experts—not to unelected bureaucrats. Why is it okay for a judge to prescribe or restrict medication that a physician deems is necessary?

Hi quick question what the fuck does ceasefire mean

Wait! Rudy can still afford a spokesman?

We aren't worthy. I've only ever been blocked by Biden celebrity surrogates who were bragging about blocking Bernie's people's attempt to switch to mail-in ballots in early 2020.

Everyone needs to have some damn respect for the man who may have single-handedly saved the US during January 6th by texting the plans to food pick-up places instead of the people who tried to hang Mike Pence and were waiting for new instructions. #RudySavedDemocracy

Excuse me, have some respect, the word is "kinetically".

Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you! [Art by Wonder Doodles] #StarWarsDay #StarWars #MayThe4thBeWithYou

I hope @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social can eventually figure out why all the "former Republicans" and overpaid advisors seem to hate @hasanabirepeater.bsky.social more than they hate Trump. [spoiler: they totally hate Hasan, @aoc.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, etc. more than they hate Trump]

Trump has succeeded in triggering a legal framework that spells the death of the Petrodollar #winning

there’s this newer rightwing cope that “blue states crime and murder rate is low now because they stopped reporting them” and i genuinely love the idea that blue states are somehow keeping violent crimes and murders a secret somehow

The entire UK is talking about how actually, anti-Semitism is good when used to defend the *far-right government* of Israel. Meanwhile British cops lied about a video of cops abusing a woman "not existing", the BBC has the video, but no one is talking about *that*. bsky.app/profile/hlee...

Extremist is the death and destruction that Benjamin Netanyahu government brings on a daily basis. Extremist is them introducing the death penalty for Palestinians. Extremist is this apartheid, genocidal Israeli Government that our Government shamefully supports.

"Body-worn video of a woman's "degrading" arrest, which police falsely told a court did not exist, has been shared exclusively with the BBC." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Consider the fact that it is the only Jewish party leader currently being targeted after an antisemitic attack. Rather than Nigel Farage, who has allegations of extreme antisemitic behaviour from over 30 people he grew up with.

A retweet by Zack Polanski is now the main story across every single media outlet. Two days ago, it was revealed that Nigel Farage failed to disclose a £5 million gift from a crypto-billionaire. It gets nowhere near the media attention, for straightforward political reasons.

The president of Cornell backed his car into a student and a recent grad after a campus debate on Israel-Palestine. Then he lied about what happened in an email claiming he'd been the victim of harassment. Then, magnificently, Cornell's student newspaper found a video of the incident

Thanks , Ray @raykwong.lol ✌️ @lyndapole.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @mls0308.bsky.social @jaxdeedee.bsky.social @watchingevil.bsky.social @warlessgoddess.bsky.social

kiwifarms and similar online communities specifically target marginalized and vulnerable people (often those suffering from mental illness and/or struggling financially) because we are indefensible targets. Every case is different but generally speaking there's somewhat of a material aspect to it

Not to fact-check @hasanabirepeater.bsky.social... but reminder that Fetterman's Super Villain Origin Story was that he heard a noise, ran out into the street, grabbed his 12 gauge shotgun and chased the ONLY black guy he saw, then held him at gunpoint until the police arrived. youtu.be/CJjoi-df2yw

Uncle Thom[as] has finally achieved his lifelong dream of disenfranchising his own people. via @strictscrutiny.bsky.social ft never Trumper, @marcelias.bsky.social youtu.be/NIVZZuI5FUU

#WeeknightWriters Q3 Having the control to tell stories about queer & neurodivergent characters how I want! Also working with the freelance editors and artists I've connected with who are amazing! 🥰

The US markets have discovered the 2+ decades long Asian tradition of "I reincarnated into a novel"? I'm pretty sure I've seen some "reincarnated into a novel" books in English before but... well, I guess it's well done... #writing