"You want…a little treat? Yeah? You want some cocaine?" Is "Cocaine Bear" (2020) the novelization or basis for the film "Cocaine Bear" (2023) starring the late Ray Liotta? My definitive, no-doubt-at-all answer: well, probably not. But it is fun. #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

"I’m not fucking Jason. That would be a stupid name for a slasher maniac." A fast but hilarious take on the summer camp / slasher horror tropes we all know and love with more than it's share of funny as well as stabby bits. @adammillard.bsky.social #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

@pippinkaninchen.bsky.social Shame on you!

"This wasn’t right; possums were supposed to play dead or something, not attack." Great small-town, utterly creepy feel! Defo a fun read w/ some cool twists & turns! All proceeds go to the WWF, so don't steal your copy! @stephrabig.bsky.social #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

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"The second we go back, they're going to be on us like stupidity on Twitter." 2 great creature features as mutated rats take over NYC! First the "poison" makes them aggressive, then COVID makes them giants! Shea remains one of my all-time horror faves! #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.

"This is the real world, the one where shot people stay shot, dead people stay dead. Or it was, anyway." My 2d SGJ book & it was…um…ok, what the hell was this about? JK! Very well-written & a hell of a story! @stephengrahamjones.bsky.social #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

"Some story. Entertaining for sure, but it mostly just added up to one big what the fuck?" A very funny yet also tense tale with a whole lot of crazy things happening at once! Noir mystery done just the way I like it! @whiskey-leavins.bsky.social #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

"All life is risky if you try hard enough." Happy launch day to @christullbane.bsky.social whose 2nd book in his amazing LitRPG series comes out TODAY! Again, he delivers an exciting, action- & intrique-filled fantasy tale that you don't want to miss! #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

"Underestimate nuns at your peril… the instant you let your guard down, they’ll make mincemeat of you." Um, literally. A mostly funny adventure pitting the MIB (Catholic version) vs. some weird & hungry "nuns"! Cultural references & mucho ha-ha's! #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

Europe changed clocks last night. We - including the dog - hate this. We're gaining maybe 2-3 weeks of slightly brighter mornings, noting this is the time of year it typically rains from mid-Oct to the start of Dec so it doesn't matter anyway. What a fvcking stupid system. #enddaylightsavings

"Cows taste like heaven but ya can't trust 'em a single fvckin' inch." ✋1 of the best written books I've read in a while, wonderful prose&execution! 🤚1 of the most disgusting&vile books I've EVER read. Not for the faint of heart...or vegetarians! Moo! #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

"Old age isn’t so bad, considering the alternative." An interesting if not often predictable read, blending the grumpy old-mannness of "A Man Called Ove" with the telekinetic horror of "Carrie" (an obvious combination, right?). #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

"How little most people comprehend of the white-hot power of buried evil." Another fantastic & highly imaginative offer from VPH, my 3rd already this year! A mix of a CDC frontline battle vs. an unknown outbreak, a haunted + abandoned theme park & more! #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

Apparently I'm inimitable which I think means you can't insert things into my body. Hey, I read for pleasure not understanding... All kidding aside, this book is awesome! Watch this space for my Release Day plug!

"I’m not crazy. I’m fine. It’s not me. There really is a Pumpkin Man." This... was a stinker. It's so bad it was actually kind of entertaining if you ignore the plot, the characters, the typos, & worse. My advice? Run away! Unlike most of the cast... #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

"Horror movies are cool until you live one…" This is a well-executed, true-blue slasher tale! Best of all, it includes at least one jaw-dropping surprise as well as some other fun twists & turns along the way. Fun Halloween read! May Ba'al be with you! #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

"Decimus Croome hated all holidays, but he despised Halloween most of all." Very mild, middle grade (or lower) re-telling of Dickens' "A Christmas Carol". Sadly, no new twists or surprises to same. Also very poorly edited which is definitely distracting. #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

(sung to the tune of "My Sharona") Oh he's such an ugly one, ugly one I get so sick of lookin' at that NECK VAGINA!!!

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"I guess the pertinent question is obvious—what happened to the man’s head?" A Halloween slasher that's as bloody as any film from the 80s! But with a higher body count! Hardcore horror at its best! #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚 @bryansmith.bsky.social

"A curse. A curse on all of you!" Sigh... when will folks learn that when you attack an old lady living in the woods alone that 1) she'll be a witch + 2) bad things will happen? The truce is off & things get crazy on Halloween! YA horror at its best! #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

"He didn’t question how or by whom he was resurrected. The urge to kill was too strong…" A traditional slasher (so. many. teenagers!), just unfortunately not very well executed. Oh well, better stabbin' next time! #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

"It all started so quickly. The attack of the pumpkins." A very lightweight Halloween story, missing really any kind of true horror elements or even an explanation for the origin of the story's villain. Protagonist is a whiner, so there's that to enjoy! #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

"Prank Night… once it’s given life, it needs to feed." During this the most special holiday season of them all, this is the perfect time to pick this one up! Mayhem & chaos galore awaits you! But will anyone survive? @kristopherrufty.bsky.social #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

"She couldn’t go to jail for murder! Her dad would kill her!" A well-written collection of interesting tales of various levels of spookiness! An excellent choice if you're looking for a fun Halloween read! #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

"Once upon a time, Strangewood had been a happy home. Now… it was hell." Unfortunately, I never really connected with this book from CG, whose work I know well from the Hellboy side of things. Still, if you like dark fantasy, it was very imaginative! #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

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"Halloween is Evil. And that is evil with a capitol E." Religious zealots do ALL that they can to stop Halloween. And we do mean ALL!!! Will Laurel City - and sanity - prevail? @robbiedorman.bsky.social #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

"Don’t get bitten by a zombie. Don’t get squashed by a monster. Don’t eat pumpkin pies." Just for the sheer originality & variety of zombies alone, this was more than a worthy start to my Halloween-reading extravaganza for 2025! @kc-stories.bsky.social #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

"I sure didn't have 'humanoid fish monsters attack on Christmas' on my bingo card this year." Hey kids! The Queen of Horror Comedy is back this holiday season w/ another creepy crawly creature feature! Check out her webpage for more! @dmguay.bsky.social #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

"A duo have even written a book... titled Motel Styx which, judging by its synopsis, is little more than exploitative trash." (actual quote) A gruesome yet thought-provoking read! Bring a bucket! @yourquiethorror.bsky.social @drbutchermd.bsky.social #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

Oh it's getting so exciting!

Another beautifully rendered but often deeply disturbing & mysterious tale! Parallel storylines weave in & out of each other, bringing us to a shocking conclusion that has left me wondering if ANY of this was real! Superb!! @s-q-mcgrath.bsky.social #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

The sheer amount of Disney+ ads we're seeing in Europe on both television and on social media is overwhelming. Apparently they are hoping to earn some of their destroyed value back via new non-American subscriptions!!!

Whether you're still using your seeing orbs or enjoy occasionally drowning out the sound of the world screaming at all the stupidity around us with audible versions, you simply can NOT go wrong with Chris Tullbane's books. And our beloved Queen is certainly the leader of the pack in that regard!

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Incredible. My 3rd KR book after the almost immaculate "Fever House" duology. All have left an indelible mark on my psyche & my soul. This book needs to be on your must-read list, even if you're not a vampire &/or horror fan. @keithrosson.bsky.social #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

Hang on to your naughty bits folks! Methinks the Far Wrong will eventually come for Bluesky, too!

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Admittedly I gave a somewhat wishy-washy rating-in large part because of the decidedly indecisive main character. But this is a wonderfully rendered tale of terror mixed with religious dogma. Top-notch new release from a rising star! P.S. Hold your nose! #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

See? I told you so!!!

An exciting adventure from the creator of "The John & Alvis Sessions"! This is a much more brutal tale & all too relevant for the evils in our society today! Creating a new species doesn't mean you can mistreat them! Explosive! @tomdellaringa.bsky.social #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

Don't remember a Presidential statement or flags being ordered to be lowered for this tragedy. Just let's you know the class of people in charge.

An immaculate & often poetically rendered tale of absolute terror! This Lovecraftian nightmare one had me genuinely spooked throughout! But what a joy to read! @s-q-mcgrath.bsky.social #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

An absolutely spell-binding urban fantasy mystery NOT set in ancient Rome! Um, yeah. Perfect for fans of @douglaslumsden.bsky.social's "Alexander Southerland P.I." series! Only with less dragons... maybe... @assaph.bsky.social #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

Day 6 and the last of my #50states50horrorbooks reading challenge updates, traversing from Vermont to Wyoming plus D.C. & Puerto Rico. Hope you've enjoyed these as much as I enjoyed reading them! link: www.instagram.com/p/DOVgU2QjJw... #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

Day 5 of my #50states50horrorbooks reading challenge: Ohio to Utah. My penultimate list, with some great reads as always! Plus I have officially tried a Stephen Graham Jones book, so yay me! link: www.instagram.com/p/DOS9rRzjO-... #booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚

If you see this, repost with a vampire who is not Dracula. (I can't beat the Stephen Miller burn but still...)