This week we have DM Sliders to solve a long-standing underwear mystery, visit Planet Burning Man on an Is This Poly?! for the Murderbot, and conjecture as to what kind of junk he would grow. Finally, it's a "Monogamy RUOK" for the splinter cell of a splinter cell of a monogamy enthusiast subreddit.

Very important message from Darla and Nichole! Contact us and send us yoir questions at PolyAmateurHour.com #polyamory #advice #podcast

I feel like Daniel, Nichole, and Laurel should do this competition. Who would win though.. 🤔

We had Leah Orleans of Tiny Girl Big Show on the pod and she was OF COURSE hilarious, charming, delightful, and a wee bit feral. We figure out how non-monogamous humans are compared to other mammals and talk Ren Faire. Get the good at PolyAmateurHour.com

A TALE OF TWO BINGS! This week we talk about the classic TV show Friends and their surprising nonmonogs episode. Daniel has a Bone to Pick, Laurel has a Crazy, Sexy, Poly that leads right into a Poly MindF*ck! Get the goodies at polyamatuehour.com

A garden of weird… that is what the internet was meant to be. Love this.

You’ve been waiting, we FINALLY supplied! Welcome to Open Puck Night (featuring commentary from @openpike.bsky.social and Alex Alberto) where we discuss TikTok hockey smut sensation Pucking Around. polyamateurhour.com will take you to it! Is it poly? Is it polysploitation?! What’s your take?

We did comedy stuff at the comedy show! We hung with The Baddest Bitches at The Nosh Pit in Portland, OR a monthly show hosted by effervescent @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social . It's every 2nd Thursday for anyone who wants to join us next time.

We're not saying he was replaced with AI at his dumb day job, but we're not not saying that. We are now minus a sugar parent & will be underfunded. Unless you, good Stuberts, step up to fill the gap, and tip us on Ko-fi. Don't make us use the Bernie Sanders donation meme! ko-fi.com/polyamateurh...

Are you feeling shame about your sexy pickles? We’re here for you: let us help you, help us, normalize sexy pickles. Also we rant about em dashes and AI, we talk about Pluribus in Is This Poly?!, and let some Unicorn Hunters tell their story through ink and metal. Also have you hear about Greg???

WE GOT A WORM!

Oh gosh I’m so bad at tagging people! It’s @roseiquartz.bsky.social !

We had THE ROSEI QUARTZ on the pod this week. Cosplaying, spice purveyor, makeup artist, psychology buff, and all around delight for our segments Cum On Our Show and the second installment of Star Trek Booty Roster. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

Good Morning #StarTrekFamily I hope y'all have a Fantastic #StarTrekThursday 🤣😂🤣😂🖖 LLAP

Babes! Nichole has endometriosis surgery today send your sweet loving words, good vibes, cute memes.

This is beautiful. As one inappropriate Star Trek rapper to another.

When openly poly you get a lot of questions like “how does it work?” The answer is usually a lot more simple than people think! But this week we had on Lauren Goché realtor to the sluts, and specifically these sluts, to talk about the complexities of buying a home, three ways

Cut out the middle La’An 😂.. I like this origin story of the Kirk/Spock relationship. (Spirk?)

OMG Yes, run Paula, run!

I don’t even know what to tell y’all about this. Star Trek Convention meets sex club… this is the future liberals want. Maybe even Massie will for for it now. 🤷 shoutout to @openpike.bsky.social in the lyrics. We’re always just trying to keep up with @benjaminahr.mobi Trek rap game…

John Billingsley is such a gem. We cants wait to see him and Bonnie at #STLV this year. You can listen to what has been called by some (ok one person) the best Star Trek cast interview here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

SILLY IS SEXY. There’s more where this came from...

New episode alert. We’ve got Unicorn Hunter Hunters and some Sex Bits for you, all kicked off with a DM Sliders featuring @cowsounds.bsky.social ! open.spotify.com/show/4AMpzhw...

Ok this was super fun (even for Laurel who is not a trivia person at all)! Join in some Trek trivia with the @openpike.bsky.social crew.

Help us look back at #StrangeNewWorlds season 1! What's your favorite episode, and why? What are your favorite moments, quotes, etc.? Get your calls in!

We actually say insightful things about relationships, sex, and culture. We just choose to do it in between fits of laughter, Star Trek references, and absurd bits.

OMG. The cutest lil cow made us a subreddit! Thank you @cowsounds.bsky.social 🥹🥹🥹🥹🐄 www.reddit.com/r/PolyAmateu...

Is your wedding about people paying attention to you?? Would it be best if everyone else dressed in muted shrouds to not distract from you? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p... #marriage #polyamory #comedy #podcast

Unlike most of your major life decisions, you won’t regret this one.

YOU GUYZ We have such a good song for you tomorrow. Specifically for sexy Trekkies…which is redundant.. but ya know...

Our member rewards are… sensational. Become a supporter at GreatestTrek.com and gain access to the ad-free feeds and all of the Bonus Content. #greatesttrek #greatestgen #startrek #friendsofdesoto

Heidi of Steady Polyamory came on the pod and elevated our amateurity with her professionalism.

What did the Prophets of of Bajor say to the polyamory podcast? "Your PAH is strong." Get it.. PAH.. PolyAmateur Hour...

Name this week’s episode! Void of context which one is your fave? (Then listen to the ep tomorrow to figure out how each one makes perfect sense...) A) Sex Work Is Steel Work B) Just Enough Therapy to Be Dangerous C) Who Is the Orangutan in This Analogy? D) You’re Gonna Pay for That Night of Whimsy

🐮bandcamp friday time!🐮 just released my new ep "cows in space" please check it out and share, i'd love this to out perform cowsounds if possible, thank moo!

Daniel’s musical prowess transcends PolyAmateur Hour and leaks over to our Trekie Besties. Still miffed that @greenshirt.bsky.social didn't marry us after our escape room away mission.. This is a terrific Voyager snack to brighten your day after you accidentally see the news. Temu O’Brien 💀🤣.

It’s FOD sign up day! Many years ago Sean told their partner Laurel about this rad new Trek pod.. then 4 years ago Daniel and Laurel connected over their shared love of this fantastic Trek pod, and to this day "I’m an FOD" is one of the sexiest things you can say to Laurel on a first date.

It’s Tuesday! Which means you can listen to our bad, problematic takes on bad, problematic takes. Fun! Right?! tinyurl.com/PAH85 Lindy West is Jesus.. and everyone is dumb according to @aurorafoxtrot.bsky.social… is I think where we ended up…

We see your sneaky hockey smut reference @openpike.bsky.social 👀🏒

This one is obvious, right? Post a #StarTrek character who works in the field that you would, if you were in #Starfleet

Maybe this is aspirational. But I identify so hard with Ake. Post a Star Trek character in the field you’d be working in.

Things we reference a lot on the show: • Star Trek (any and all) including @greatesttrek.com @openpike.bsky.social @greenshirt.bsky.social • Working Girl • Ourselves • Twin Peaks • @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social • Muppets • News and politics from 3 weeks ago • Hockey smut

Ok, yeah it’s fucked up to compare the poly experience to the trans experience… BUT same…

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Ready for the breakup tea?! Or in our case breakup candy. Come for the unhinged relationship analysis and stay for the parasocial shit talking. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

The rudest or cleverest way to stage an intervention…

Wait I thought of an even better response in the shower today: Combating bad data with your own misguided lore.. is well..

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Hear us out: You could listen to Mike Johnson spout some bullshit or you can trust that he is full of shit and hear some REAL WISDOM from @ifycomedy.com who is so patriotic he plays the national anthem before every orgy. For more on carbo loading for.. uh.. other loads tinyurl.com/4m25brkw