SPOOKY BOOBIES IN A SPOOKY BLOUSE. Have you listened this week yet? Who is your favorite spooky babe?? No boobies required to be a babe.

Ok I had to dig through @polyphiliablog.bsky.social archives for this one because we lay out our sibling history on the pod this week to put this theory to the test. It was a great convo, thank you for inspiring us Leanne!

Hoogie hoogie boo boo, we’ve got a new episode for you. Polyamory truths we can offer you today: Hot people live in haunted houses. Scams are ok if you’re scamming MAGA. Laurel is a secret anger addict. Also more hockey smut and music and the resistance is multifaceted.

When we’re not involved in rapid response for PIRC (pircoregon.org) we’re rapping about sex jokes. Find your local immigrant rights coalition or rapid response networks and share them with your community and RESIST. Stay to the end of vid, its embarrassing for all os us!

Jokes aside (yawn): We also have a great discussion today about when your partner insists on dating and "exploring chemistry” with monogamous folks and you end up as the first responder in the aftermath of the disaster. #asktheamateurs #realtionshipadvice #polyamory

New episode out with a whole new segment! Wanna know too much about our Sex Bits? And we don’t mean genitals. Anyone else do Sex Bits? Ya know, hilarious jokes in the middle of The Act? Anyone…?? Anyone… podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

🚨POD ALERT🚨 Marcy from @idleride.bsky.social joins us to help us escape #StarTrek Picard's "The Impossible Box!" Rob gives us a snack cake update, Cameron is on stuffy watch, and Marcy gets to dah choppah! Engage!

@rossytv.bsky.social helped us create a whole new segment for our SWs and adult content creators, and of course it comes with a jingle! I recommend listening while staring at photos of Rossy and deeply sighing every so often. Available wherever you get your pod goods. #polyamory #hot #comedy #pod

Laurel once got Daniel a John Billingsley cameo (Dr Phlox), it was beyond worth it. It may be time for another Doctor...

Alright it’s YOUR turn to play Star Trek: Booty Roster. Pick your two Star Trek captains to complete your throuple, and listen to today’s episode to find out what @rossytv.bsky.social picks were. (Available wherever you get your pods.)

You’re gonna wanna listen for our inaugural segments Star Trek: Booty Roster and Come On Our Show with the absolute hunk and sexy nerd @rossytv.bsky.social

You’re a dream guest! We had so much fun with you 😍🤩

@openpike.bsky.social OMG. We were listening to your first Starfleet Academy episode in the car together and just about died at the prosepct of an academy’cule. We’re ready for it.

Holly Hunter says it’s because Captain Ake is fluid like water. I say it’s because she’s fluid like queer. #starfleetacademy 😏

All practitioners of non-monogamy know it’s best to communicate in easily misinterpreted symbols and metaphors.

For any of y’all local to Portland, OR we have a live fundraiser event tomorrow! Our first ever… tickets are almost sold out so get them while they’re hot! luma.com/elhvo7b4

Things giving us hope today: 1. Obviously it’s new Star Trek Day 2. The saphic couple Laurel watched giddily kiss each other goodbye this morning while walking Zoey. (Yes Laurel is a bigot and would not be as touched by this is it were a straight couple).

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!

There is new Star Trek today, and our coverage of #StarfleetAcademy 's first episode is available now for free! The rest of the season will be available exclusively to patrons ($2/mo) on the same day the episodes hit your screen — S1E2 is already up! openpike.com/episode/unlo...

Joy is resistence. Being a slut brings me joy. Being a slut* is resistence. *Will not slut for bootlickers, apologists, pedos, authoritarians

Where are the #writers on Bluesky? We need someone to pickup the reins and continue our Dr. Phil slashfic...

Alright you tabletop gaming nerds won this round.. Even instagram agreed. Though it was a close call with SOCKTOPUS! You can listen now: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

Every Monday we fight about what to name the next episode? So we leave it in the peoples’ hands.. Which one? 1) Dirty Burger 2) Socktopus! 3) Tabletop Games Are No Longer a Hard Limit 4) Exquisite Dr. Phil Corpse

🚨 Season 3 Premiere! 
Join us Tuesday 1/13 at 9:30 PM EST for The Live Show! 🎬 Exclusive red carpet interviews, behind-the-scenes moments, and our new 2026 Star Trek anniversary logo reveal! 💥 Hit subscribe and be in the live chat — front-row seat guaranteed! www.youtube.com/live/soPuFw-...

I just wanted to circle back around to this genius thing that I got to do. Being featured on @polyamateurhour.bsky.social was definitely one of the highlights of my 2025! If you would like to consume me in podcast form, PLEASE give this promo song a listen, then proceed to Spotify/Amazon music! 😘💋

Is POLY UNDER DURESS a REAL thing?! Do we get to discount anything unethical out of the polyamory label? Is a shitty relationship shitty b/c the relationship structure or b/c shitty behavior?! Lily Allen’s latest leads us to the finer points w/ @polyphiliablog.bsky.social on the pod this week.

Tangentially, barely related story: Because one of Laurel’s love-languages with one of per partners is morphing words and associations until they’re incomprehensible on the surface all spiders are named James. (If Spider = Spoder; and James Spader = James Spoder; then Spider = James)

I shouldn’t forget we also have a new episode this week where we’re super late to the Lily Allen David Harbour take down album party… but is it poly?!? open.spotify.com/episode/3Qff...

Our own Daniel visits our friends @greenshirt.bsky.social to try and work some of the Trek out of our system. And somehow still manages to bring up cucking.. Have a listen, have a hoot!

@greenshirt.bsky.social Bobi and Daniel’s Spader-Fest this week is kiiiiilling me. (For those that wanna listen podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...)

@openpike.bsky.social so glad we can spread the hockey smut knowledge far and wide 🤣

Graphic novel recommendation coming in hot:

On this episode: Houston's best and gayest rapper, Estevan the God, drops in to talk classic H-Town hip hop in a chopped and screwed edition of "Is This Poly?!" He sticks around to establish an all-new segment (based on ancient wisdom!) with "Ass-trological Whore-oscope." You're welcome.

Speaking frankly: I sincerely, genuinely love this podcast.

If you aren’t already CRUSHING HARD on @polypolyoxenfree.me then you’re definitely about to. This Queen rocked our world on today’s ep. And we’re all in love with Poly now. Listen now: open.spotify.com/episode/1Jff...

We’ve got comedian Mack Lee on this week with some very serious conversaiton about what we will do for BBQ (and what we won’t…) Listen while the listening is hot: open.spotify.com/episode/5noI...

Welcome to Stovokor.

Black panties. Wet.

In case y’all aren’t on instagram and missed this… Laurel shouldn’t be allowed to riff. @greenshirt.bsky.social

Laurel talks Trek on one of the Amateurs fave Trek Casts! Come reminisce on STLV and Picard with us:

🚨POD ALERT🚨 Laurel from @polyamateurhour.bsky.social jumps into the middle of the gang as we discuss "The End is the Beginning." We learn some Spanish, get a lesson on poly, and realize why we should never mix our wine with our snake leaf. Engage! A genuine hoot of an episode - don't miss it!

Oh gosh do we ever 🤩

Oh gosh it’s a book club episode! We get real smort of this one folks… don’t worry just kidding #polyamory podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

If you know, you know.

A Stubert (listener) suggested we start a rap beef with @greatesttrek.com.. but since we’re *actually* a polyamory podcast, we decided to start 🥩 with Multiamory instead. Stay up to date with the beef and listen every Tuesday 💗

One Vulcan Jesus teaser wasn’t enough. We know it’s not thanksgiving yet but it’s never too early for x-mas music, is it? Asking for some jews (we’re the Jews, and we don’t know). podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

Are we a poly podcast? Are we a trek podcast? No one knows. Daniel asked if this was too provocative for instagram 🤣 New ep out today!

This can't happen

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy: (Explains why we're always eating candy on the air after we make fun of some Unicorn Hunters)

List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong: 1. Rambling tangents 2. Dirty Jokes 3. Quasi-useful advice