Don’t have your dog off leash in public urban or suburban areas. Even if your dog is well behaved.. guaranteed it’s taken a shit and you didn't notice and pick it up at least once… I’d rather encounter a “bad dog” with a good owner than a good dog with a bad owner. /end rant

I wouldn’t mind seeing this character on Star Trek...

It’s some of our best work.

I work from home, which is amazing, but I get a front row seat of my retired neighbor who just gets to landscape and garden all day while my yard is completely overgrown… and while I don’t feel much jealousy in my romantic relationships it really rears its head here.

I keep forgetting I have a roommate now.. I hope she finds my constant vocal admiration of my pets (and lack of pants) endearing.

Maybe this is aspirational. But I identify so hard with Ake. Post a Star Trek character in the field you’d be working in.

I am going to adopt a bonded pair of the derpiest dogs to ever derp and I am going to name them Dougie and Jones.

Today’s shower truths: It's never too late to change. Nobody is yours to change.

The animals live in the ring light.

This is was real fun one!

Why are girls' responses to the Hinge prompt “We’re the same kind of weird if…” always a video of them twerking in public and never a video of them collecting the road kill opossum to bury in their yard and excavate the bones later. Where are *those* women??

Omg my partner (and I by extension) is on a German reality TV show and translation has gone a little awry in the description… 5 WIVES.

Of course the IRS payment portal for federal taxes is broken…

Friend of the pod, and Friend of DeSoto, Jake has made a super cool game and has a kickstarter going for it! You’re poly so we know you like boardgames and you listen to us so we know you like Trek and space... www.kickstarter.com/projects/def...

Realizing that going to art school made me better at relationships. In art school you have to just sit and listen while people critique your work and you don’t get to jump in and explain yourself or tell them how they got it all wrong. Now I can listen during conflict without jumping into defense

The Manosphere now available in Girl! Get it while it’s hot. After you listen I’ll share a pic of the penis bowl I’m talking about.. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

Same honestly. And why I love getting my hair done, but my hairdresser is always poking my tongue when it hangs out of my mouth like that.

That feeling when your app match is the first to suggest your go to bar for first dates…

Injury: filing your taxes and somehow you owe this bullshit federal govt. Insult: Then you find out Starfleet Academy has been canceled.