Large Bluesky following? They're probably cool. Large LinkedIn following? They're a monster.

Sent off the follow-up e-mails. Made a cup of tea. Currently unwinding by trying to put together a cursed candy company's family tree.

It's "good morning, happy new year, circling back" e-mail day to all who celebrate

First work day of the year. Take a deep breath. Make a roux. thereisnttimeforthat.substack.com/p/there-isnt...

Our long national nightmare is finally over.* *I shaved my mustache

The algorithm really doesn't understand Dredge at all.

Read some real bangers this year. Lonesome Dove was a bit of a project but it’s an American masterpiece.

The world feels really bad right now so I decided to roast a chicken. Happy New Year, folks. Be kind to those around you!

Thanks to @jeffcannata.bsky.social for recommending "Death Howl" on @dlchypetrain.bsky.social. A game that feels like it was built for me.

Scott’s newsletter has been a highlight of my week for five years running. Subscribe so he can keep making Skyline stunt food.

Client just pulled the plug on a project that was potentially going to be a rush job over the holidays, and honestly, it was the perfect Hannukah gift.

As someone with a Substack that nobody reads, I am obligated by the terms and conditions to make a #TopTen list. Feel free to jump into the comments to yell at me for how wrong I am. thereisnttimeforthat.substack.com/p/the-2025-w...

I finally saw "Caught Stealing" and it made me wish more A-list directors would make B-movies.

Getting the flu the week I don't have a ton of work to do is a real Monkey's Paw situation.

UGH. I wrote something sincere about writing. www.bobbymillertime.com/p/the-raptur...

New newsletter: #Hogwartslegacy is now on Game Pass so I tried to play it. It made me feel weird. #videogames

The cool thing about the new Vimeo interface is that it now takes 15 clicks to make a simple review link for a video. Good stuff! Love when a product consistently gets worse over time.

Eddington is a Thanksgiving movie. No, I'm not a crackpot. thereisnttimeforthat.substack.com/p/eddington-...

Me 5 minutes into any movie that we start after 9:00 pm.

Smugly proud that I have no idea what the Chat GPT interface even looks like.

New Newsletter! I bought a new TV and made me insane: an unhinged rant about motion smoothing and AI buzzwords. #Hisense

On this week's newsletter, I attempted to make kid friendly mac and cheese. It was harder than you think. #recipes #macandcheese thereisnttimeforthat.substack.com/p/this-isnt-...

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever just thrown a bunch of stuff away?

For any one wondering, yes, middle schoolers are still doing this 30 years later…

New newsletter! "The Chair Company" is terrific—Tim Robinson is our nation's luminary in expressing the mundane insanity of boring cubicle life. #TimRobinson #TheChairCompany

Guys, I'm super happy and all, but there's really no reason I should know this much about NYC politics.

Oh, no. Who are the Democrats going to run in 2028?

They’re actually called nuclear hoagies

"It's on the kids to reject this sh!t!" Inspired by filmmaker Marcus Jones's quote on @bobbymillertime.com's newsletter, I wrote my own newsletter about AI social media slop.

My controls. #therehearsal

Remember: You are stronger than you know.

I wrote about the end of @marcmaron.bsky.social's WTF podcast, and as a result, the end of a podcasting era. Thanks for everything, Marc. Boomer lives! thereisnttimeforthat.substack.com/p/a-tribute-...

New newsletter! I smoke some meat, make dubious life decisions, and form a newfound appreciation for any craft done at a high level.

New newsletter: I wrote about #Silksong, being old, and how self-induced challenges can prove that we are stronger than we know.

The short film that I directed last year is now available to watch online. Much love to my cast and crew! #indiefilm youtube.com/watch?v=7wt_eUkythI&feature=youtu.be

Wrote about the entertainment industry trades trying to will this nonsense into existence

Nothing destroys the sanctity of a Friday afternoon quite like finding out my daughter's elementary school is having spirit week starting Monday.

"We've created a computer-based super intelligence!" "Can it somehow prevent me from getting 37 spam phone calls in a day?" .... "No."

Yom Kippur starts at sunset tonight. I wrote about Netflix's #LongStoryShort, which I think is the best representation of American Jewishness that I've seen in pop culture.

@vincemancini.bsky.social Important Brock Pierce sighting.

New newsletter: I rank various film and TV genres by how likely they will be to put my wife to sleep. Stay cozy, y'all! thereisnttimeforthat.substack.com/p/a-ranking-...

So, apparently I’m a masochist?

New newsletter: I rank various film and TV genres by how likely they will be to put my wife to sleep. Stay cozy, y'all! thereisnttimeforthat.substack.com/p/a-ranking-...

Obviously, it’s a minor thing when you consider how generally horrible this is, but I can’t get over how ugly the aesthetic of AI slop is. It’s like we took hundreds of years art theory and threw it all away in favor of clip art.

Imagine thinking that this would be more efficient than just looking up a recipe in a cookbook...something we've been able to do for hundreds of years.

Yes, it's important to capitulate to the bully. We all know that totally works, and once you give them what they want, they never bother you again.

Things are bleak, I know. Find something that brings you joy in the darkness. For me, that's cooking.

look not to go all Wheelchair Guy about it but if the powerful people who spend all day whining about how people are mean to them ever faced a single droplet of actual adversity I truly believe they would crumble into a pile of dust and blow away in the next soft breeze

Timeline cleanse... New newsletter: I wrote about the special bit of insanity required to make a short film.

Looking in the mirror