Showing my 12yo a compilation of Joey Lawrence on Blossom: 12: I think I know that actor Me: oh yeah? Let's see what he's been doing for the last... 30 years. 12: 30 years? That would make him really old 12: (pulls up google search).... Whoa. Aaaaaah! It got me!

Wife: While we're at the library, Daughter wants us to see if they have the boardgame "Hues and Cues" to check out. Me: Is that a Star Trek: TNG board game? Wife: Heh. [60 seconds later] Wife: HUGH'S AND Q'S

happy #portfolioday! I'm Cat, a young digital artist who's trying to improve on their skills 😼 my commissions are open! 🔗: ko-fi.com/catatetherat

Low effort gift animation I made for my family (my dad is,, snuggling with our cat offscreen trust) #animation #rkgk #digitalart #art #alightmotion #ibispaintX

⚠️ Things to note ⚠️ -I am busy with school! Drawings WILL take a bit and I'm quite sorry! -Your gifted art will be shown publicly due to issues with DMing!! -If any details are wrong about the art, I apologize!! I will see if it can be fixed. <3 -I'm still a beginner! The art won't be amazing T_T

15's biology lesson today referenced the "major macro-molecules", so of course I had to play "Modern Major-General" for them. 12: "Is this your generation's version of 'Rap God'? "

Me: So, I'm good at math, but I've always struggled with understanding probabilities. @poorfrisco.bsky.social : That seems unlikely

My Facebook Marketplace ad has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my Facebook Marketplace ad.

Here's my Kofi page to purchase them! Some things previously stated are different - price isn't negotiable, obviously paying first before the art is given, etc etc >< ko-fi.com/catatetherat

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Happy St Georges Day all 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Meownselves day, although I cannot profess to have a ever slain a dragon, however I do declare I’ve made the FC go giddy on several occasions

From Shakespeare to Wembley, queueing to Sunday roasts—being English means many things. But at its heart, it’s about standing up for what we believe in: democracy, fairness, decency and respect. This St George’s Day, let’s celebrate all it means to be English.

Me: Would you like to come in? Pedantic vampire: ...yes. Me: Hmm. [Neither one of us moves]

I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.

Save to "Anniversary present ideas" folder

SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT The cat has already been fed.

@support.bsky.team , is there a setting I can change to make swiping left / right not change which feed I'm looking at? Apparently my thumb scrolls at an 89° angle rather than 90°, and constantly switches tabs on me. Would much prefer to click on the header if I want to switch.

Board gamers are an incredibly diverse community, with every race, gender, religion, and sexuality represented. And yet, despite our outward differences, there’s one thing all of us have in common: We will never stop lying to you about how long a game will take to play.

single best kitchen purchase i have made in years is a large, fancy toaster oven. it’s basically just a mini-oven and it is invaluable for all sorts of things

Remember that Columbo where he just comes in and reads a book to his sick grandson? That one was weird.

The National Gallery in London is renovating its Sainsbury Wing and they’ve just found a secret letter from one of the original donors, sunk into a concrete column, saying that he hates the columns and is glad they’re being demolished. 10/10 unhinged rich man behaviour, no notes